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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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5 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I guess leave this here?

 

This woman above was quoted in the article as saying this below, she is talking about her children seeing her upset over her television appearance:

"I told them a lot of people were sending me unkind messages and comments, and that I would do my best to not let my feelings affect my mood, but that it might, and if it did, that I'm sorry. Saying this out loud made me more conscious of trying to keep that promise."

Well then. Considering the anti-wokesters do not accord the so-called 'woke' the consideration of being kind, welcome to the world of having your vitriol spewed back at you sister.

On 3/16/2023 at 12:29 PM, Red Five said:

Empathy is a gateway drug. First you feel empathetic towards others, and next thing you know you are showing kindness and trying to help people. 

And then you might vote to raise taxes, you son of a bitch motherfucker.

18 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Welcome to NYC.

 

 

 

Got his ass kicked by a drag queen.  Lulz.

This sounds like a serious threat against a former president …..

 

"Sounds like"?

It's a fucking threat.  Arrest the guy.  I'm sure some lawyer will drop in soon to tell us why it's not something that can be prosecuted.

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

This sounds like a serious threat against a former president …..

 

I can't imagine having my idol being arrested in front of my eyes and my first instinct being not, "Let's protest, start a legal aid fund, get more attorneys, PR blitz, boycott, petition the courts!" but rather "Somebody shoot Susan Rice."  I can't believe this really pragmatic, solid organization is having some challenges this week.  

With the ongoing stumbles of the right being unable to define CRT or Woke, it points out how many people on the right talk with zero knowledge. At best they can produce anecdotal stories they read about on social media. A friend of a friend. And most definitely they cannot produce facts.

Now I'm sure there many on the left that cannot fully explain complex political or social issues but they don't march on the Capitol, appear in hearings or appear in interviews as experts.

22 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Barack laying on a beach somewhere like "wtf did I do?". 

If he's laying on a beach, he's probably getting darker.

With the House GOP currently on retreat in Orlando, one has to ask what gets ridden more?  Marge? Boobert? Elise or It's A Small World? 

26 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

With the ongoing stumbles of the right being unable to define CRT or Woke, it points out how many people on the right talk with zero knowledge. At best they can produce anecdotal stories they read about on social media. A friend of a friend. And most definitely they cannot produce facts.

Now I'm sure there many on the left that cannot fully explain complex political or social issues but they don't march on the Capitol, appear in hearings or appear in interviews as experts.

It's almost as if they are the dumbest among us.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

If he's laying on a beach, he's probably getting darker.

 

Maybe he’s wearing a tan suit ?

21 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Welcome to NYC.

 

 

 

First ballot HOF tweet reply here:

 

 

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

If he's laying on a beach, he's probably getting darker earning 20%.

Fify.

With the House GOP currently on retreat in Orlando, one has to ask what gets ridden more?  Marge? Boobert? Elise or It's A Small World? 

A Small World can handle 5,000 riders an hour. Boobert says hold her lube.
54 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Maybe he’s wearing a tan suit ?

ISWYDT

2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


A Small World can handle 5,000 riders an hour. Boobert says hold her lube.

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2 hours ago, Underdog said:

With the House GOP currently on retreat in Orlando, one has to ask what gets ridden more?  Marge? Boobert? Elise or It's A Small World? 

The money line play is for George Santos?  

There are literally 9's of us, Michael!  NINES!  

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

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Not getting into the energy or political debate on gas stoves.  I've managed to avoid it thus far.  But I can promise you this, based on our simulation.

Sometime in the next few days, somebody in a Tennessee trailer down in the 'holler is going to get fucked up and leave their fast stove on and their trailer is going to explode.  I'm not saying we should modify current legislation over it.  But all this Governor did, since there really wasn't a push to outlaw them in his state, is tempt the simulation into some fireworks.  

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

https://www.knoxnews.com/story/news/education/2017/01/24/tennessee-eighth-least-educated-state-in-america-no-43/96992168/#
 

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The state ranks as the No. 8 least-educated state in the U.S. according to WalletHub, a financial-oriented website that compiles rankings of U.S. states and cities based on the social and economic well-being of their residents.

Keep them distracted and dumb

3 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

When things are good this is the shit states resort to

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Life is really fucking good if they are worried about fucking gas stoves in Tennessee or banning Lonesome Dove in Texas schools.

Fucking snowflakes.

6 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 


Give them death 

14 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

can we get Soros and Gates to sponsor a law banning residential use of carbon monoxide generators just so the Magats insist on using them?

You'd think a "billionaire" would have a better boat. 

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

You'd think a "billionaire" would have a better boat. 

He did, it's sitting in drydock because he won't spend the money to get it fixed, but once the latest campaign donations come flooding in, he'll get it fixed up.

5 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Needs even more 'splosions.

Nah. There was only one hurricane on the starboard side. One nuke did the trick.

15 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

She ain't wrong:

 

According to the comments, she is very wrong.  These people are fucked up man.

I would be willing to bet a lot of money that Rep. Higgins hasn't been inside of a public library in years, if ever.

19 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Needs even more 'splosions.

That 'splosion looks A LOT like the one from the USS Shaw at Pearl Harbor.    Figures.

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