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2 hours ago, Pancho said:

These people are weird as fuck

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I was waiting for them to go out and for the little girl to show some poor lost soul where Kyle Field was, even flying with them from California to do so.

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2 hours ago, Pancho said:

These people are weird as fuck

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And then the 8 year old anticipated the retort about the trade war that ensued the last time trump was in office and presented her thesis on how trump’s new concept of a plan was way ahead of that on the upcoming trade wars with canada and mexico.

She then offered some advice on the bonds market.

And then performed an appendectomy on the condiment station.

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22 hours ago, GenXer said:

And then performed an appendectomy on the condiment station.

Well that didn’t happen.  I know cause i was there and there was an illegal immigrant at the condiment station performing sex change operations on children while their parents waited for their lattes.

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On 11/28/2024 at 9:26 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

Nobody goes to Starbucks for a black coffee. 

That is the only thing I get there... But I go because someone else wants to go get a sugary syrupy foamy something or other.

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On 11/27/2024 at 8:19 AM, Pancho said:

Why does White magat want this? 
 

 

I actually had that, I was a kid at Easter 1966. I had a cooler suit, Mom was prettier, and Dad looked like a cleaned-up pirate.

It's a cool memory of creeping around Gramama and Grandaddy's yard snatching up candy contained in plastic eggshells, but not sure I'd wanna do that as a job.

I do miss British go-cart "sports cars," interesting ash trays, days spent on the floor building a Lego/Lincoln Logs/Tinkertoy empire, comic books that were aimed at kids instead of neck-beards, and jangling British Invasion guitars, but neither party even hinted at bringing those back.

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On 11/28/2024 at 11:07 AM, flatdawgs said:

I was waiting for them to go out and for the little girl to show some poor lost soul where Kyle Field was, even flying with them from California to do so.


The craziest thing about all the "showing them where Kyle Field is" stories is that you can see that fucking monstrosity from 11 miles away from any direction. 

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9 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


The craziest thing about all the "showing them where Kyle Field is" stories is that you can see that fucking monstrosity from 11 miles away from any direction. 

When I was in CS I spent my spare afternoons busting loose for Snook or Caldwell or Yankee's Tavern.

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39 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


The craziest thing about all the "showing them where Kyle Field is" stories is that you can see that fucking monstrosity from 11 miles away from any direction. 

They just thought it was a Kroger.

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2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


The craziest thing about all the "showing them where Kyle Field is" stories is that you can see that fucking monstrosity from 11 miles away from any direction. 

lol yeah - neither my brother or buddy had ever been to Texas (I have many times), so when we visited last January for the national title game in Houston I took them around to various places so they could experience at least a little bit of Texas, like what H-E-Bs were closed (all of them), etc. As we'd all flown into Dallas for various reasons, on the way back I wanted to show them CS (they're familiar with A&M's various quirks including the Finding Kyle Field stories). As we drive into town my buddy said "people couldn't find THAT thing?"

After driving around campus for a bit, my brother asked me "Can we get the hell out of here? This place makes me sad" and so we did.

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3 hours ago, flatdawgs said:

After driving around campus for a bit, my brother asked me "Can we get the hell out of here? This place makes me sad" and so we did.

Why does your brother hate Texas and Victory in WWII.

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On 12/6/2024 at 4:12 PM, jimmyjazz said:

"Keep men's balls out of women's stalls."

I'd be willing to bet that Nancy has hosted some men's balls in the women's stalls.

Certainly in her bigass mouth.

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On 11/20/2024 at 10:01 AM, Cap33 said:

"It's racist to characterize whites as racist," Ho wrote. "Because it’s racist to attach any negative trait to a group of people based on their race. And it's no less racist just because the victimized racial group is white."

 

That's some epic fucking doublespeak.  He was branded a racist because he was racist.  He just happened to be white.

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Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Why the fuck are so many of these Gen Z kids Jesus freaks?  Is it just college qbs or is “Christianity” somehow making a comeback with the youngs?

They're just the loudest. 

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They're just the loudest. 

Always have been. Same with the guy who played Stryper on his boom box at full blast on our way to track meets in East Texas in the late 80s. He was going to simultaneously show us how cool he was and convert us for Christ!

It didn’t quite work out that way. But he’s just as loud about it today as he was then.
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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, Stryper. I was a FUCKING NERD (probably still am) growing up and even I knew Stryper was lame as shit. 

Of course you did.  We all did.  But there's always that one dude who ruins it for everyone.  

"You know what this yellow bus needs as we all pull out for bumblefuck Texas at 4am?  Lets jam some Stryper up in this beeyotch!"

Meanwhile, we were drinking vodka from shampoo bottles in the back.  You ain't never had vodka, less you've had Prell infused vodka.  

 

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