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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Don't you fucking back-talk me you sassy bitch.  

It's a Marriott property.  They are contractually bound to 2 different food service vendors for their Southwest properties.  Between those two vendors, there are just three distribution centers within the great Phoenix MSA area for Marriott catering.  Over 3 days with that many attendees, it's just a matrix of likelihoods.  Find a couple drivers or dockhands with drinking or drug problems, boom...tainted supply chain.  This isn't that hard, this is how we used to off bad guys.  But now you guys with your fucking unions and "we don't wanna stoop to their level" bullshits.  Am I honestly the only person on this website that's gamed this out?  It is beyond easy and I say this as someone who helps run a company that ships a huge chunk of groceries to the world's largest supermarket chain.  

OK, I'm not gonna suggest it, but I'm damn sure not the first person who's thought it.

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7 minutes ago, Jhawkmvp said:

 

 

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Not only does that not feel to scale, but the red bar exists entirely on the negative side of the zero line.  Just use graphpad prism. 

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Republican bible ok’s it ! 

It’s the one with dust on it.
10 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Don't you fucking back-talk me you sassy bitch.  

It's a Marriott property.  They are contractually bound to 2 different food service vendors for their Southwest properties.  Between those two vendors, there are just three distribution centers within the great Phoenix MSA area for Marriott catering.  Over 3 days with that many attendees, it's just a matrix of likelihoods.  Find a couple drivers or dockhands with drinking or drug problems, boom...tainted supply chain.  This isn't that hard, this is how we used to off bad guys.  But now you guys with your fucking unions and "we don't wanna stoop to their level" bullshits.  Am I honestly the only person on this website that's gamed this out?  It is beyond easy and I say this as someone who helps run a company that ships a huge chunk of groceries to the world's largest supermarket chain.  

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6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

 

Trump has had dinner with him.

Marjorie Taylor Greene has spoken at his conference.

Paul Gosar has spoken at his conference.

Conservative PAC Defend Texas Liberty has held meetings with him. 

And it's all just unrelated isolated incidents to conservatives who tout the value of common sense. 

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Trump has had dinner with him.

Marjorie Taylor Greene has spoken at his conference.

Paul Gosar has spoken at his conference.

Conservative PAC Defend Texas Liberty has held meetings with him. 

And it's all just unrelated isolated incidents to conservatives who tout the value of common sense. 

Fuckheads pandering to their deplorable base. 

16 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Dammit, I'll bite.  How many pieces can you harvest from a sized 56L suit with 48" waist?  

C'mon... suit that big?  Its like an eternal gobstopper... you just never run out.  

 
 

She clearly lives by my #1 rule, “it’s not gay, if it’s in a three way”. I’ll allow it.
16 minutes ago, speed817 said:

 

 

Seems to be a theme. Asshole Republicans leading the culture war are trying to overcompensate for being scumbags.

13 hours ago, Jhawkmvp said:

 

 

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it's barely worth noting, but the graph is 3D and you're seeing Satan's kill total from the side. I would have been a much more effective graph if it were elongated a bit

1 hour ago, texasdago said:

C'mon... suit that big?  Its like an eternal gobstopper... you just never run out.  

*everlasting

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6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

*everlasting

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Drat... you're right.  You know they're just cutting off little squares from this...

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More voter fraud in The Villages.

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/another-republican-convicted-voter-fraud-florida-gop-stronghold-rcna128551


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A resident from The Villages was found guilty of charges related to voter fraud in the 2020 election on Monday. Robert Rivernider Jr., 58, is accused of signing his father’s name to a vote-by-mail ballot. According to Sumter County Elections Supervisor Bill Keen, Rivernider’s father died on Oct. 19, 2020."

 

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46 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

More voter fraud in The Villages.

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/another-republican-convicted-voter-fraud-florida-gop-stronghold-rcna128551


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A resident from The Villages was found guilty of charges related to voter fraud in the 2020 election on Monday. Robert Rivernider Jr., 58, is accused of signing his father’s name to a vote-by-mail ballot. According to Sumter County Elections Supervisor Bill Keen, Rivernider’s father died on Oct. 19, 2020."

 

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7 hours ago, speed817 said:

Wait - lipstick lesbians are gay???

7 hours ago, speed817 said:

Ashli Babbitt was in a "throuple" with her husband and another woman.

We need to investigate how many more Republican women are engaged in these activities.  Not to discourage them, but for science.

7 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

 


id watch her eat a hot chick’s ass 

59 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


id watch her eat a hot chick’s ass 

New motto for the board...?

Can we just rename this thread "Every Accusation is a Confession"?

Too literal.

Ashli Babbitt was in a "throuple" with her husband and another woman.
We need to investigate how many more Republican women are engaged in these activities.  Not to discourage them, but for science.

Go figure. Their significant others are such shitty humans, they’ve got to find others to fulfill them sexually.

Go figure. Their significant others are such shitty humans, they’ve got to find others to fulfill them sexually.

Let’s not be too harsh on them now. Let he who would not bang two hotties at once throw the first stone.

I 100% believe Ronny told him that. But Ronny has brain worms just like Trump. 

Obama has too much class, but regardless, he should challenge Trump to a competition.  Maybe golf, basketball, and a 1K run or some such.  It would be glorious.

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6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Obama has too much class, but regardless, he should challenge Trump to a competition.  Maybe golf, basketball, and a 1K run or some such.  It would be glorious.

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8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Obama has too much class, but regardless, he should challenge Trump to a competition.  Maybe golf, basketball, and a 1K run or some such.  It would be glorious.

Obama going on xitter or whatever and challenging Trump to a 100 yard dash would break the internet. 

 

I can just picture that fat fuck trying to waddle 100 yards in his ick-filled depends. would probably wear dress shoes to the occasion 

Decent chance Obama would lap him. Run 300 yards before Dotard finished 100.

I don't think Dotard would make 10 steps without falling on his face. 

Trump can’t tie his shoes, much less run 10 yards 

Bears berating a dead horse as Lobo is wont to do.  But for such the "Man's Man", a real "Alpha Male owning the Beta Cucks" that so many of friends and family jerk off to.  Trump is literally the least sportsman/outdoorsy President of my lifetime, by fucking far.  Shit, I think even Taft went fishing every now and again.  Yeah, he kinda sorta plays golf.  At the same fucking three courses, cheats, and can't walk the course.  Wears a ladies watch and maxi pad for one tennis match decades ago.  And then that random video of him trying to play beach volleyball in mom jeans after Top Gun came out.  Never fired a weapon, can't fish, hunt, swim, ride a bike, setup a tent, take a hike, jog, saddle a horse, mend a fence, fix a toilet, repair anything around the house, shoot pool, throw darts, toss a football, carry a tune, drink a beer, spin a yarn, write a poem, charm a woman, handle a donnybrook, earn a smile from his children, drive a car, brew a cup of coffee, or just shut the fuck up and not talk.  Every cliche of manhood, he fails at.  Totally and completely.  The one fucking time I saw a photo of him on a boat, he was about to commit rape.  

Somebody please, this holiday season.  For the love of Baby Christ.  Ask your family member, what in the ever living fuck is so damn manly about Donald Trump?  If you like his tax plans or judicial appointments, okay.  Story for another day.  But what the fuck do women find so alluring about him?  What in the holy hell do other men see in him that makes them think, "This guy?  This guy is my type of guy?"

I get the rest of his ruse, with the benefit of hindsight.  The populist, hatred filled narrative.  But I'll just never get, and 'cause I'm dumb, the other angle of "Projecting Strength & Power."  What the fuck am I missing there?

On 12/13/2023 at 9:31 AM, Fastbreak said:


She clearly lives by my #1 rule, “it’s not gay, if it’s in a three way”. I’ll allow it.

Thats your #1 rule, huh?

From campuses to communities, for every Gen Z conservative activist revealed as a devoted Groyper or BAPist, there are many others whose ideological affiliations and anonymous accounts never see the light of day. An August poll by the Center for Countering Digital Hate found that 69 percent of 13-to-17-year-olds with a high degree of social media use agreed with four or more conspiracy statements, with over 50 percent agreeing with antisemitic and Great Replacement conspiracy theories in particular. A 2022 study published by Political Research Quarterly, based on a survey of 3,500 US adults, found “the epicenter of antisemitic attitudes is young adults on the far Right.”

 

Campus conservative groups serve as pipelines for future conservative leadership. “Anyone who spends any time in conservative circles in D.C. knows there is a particularly potent militant mood on the younger end of the conservative spectrum,” explained 25-year-old conservative intellectual Nate Hochman on a panel in February. Five months later, Hochman was fired from Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’s presidential campaign after incorporating the Sonnenrad (sun wheel), a Nazi symbol, into a campaign video.

16 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

From campuses to communities, for every Gen Z conservative activist revealed as a devoted Groyper or BAPist, there are many others whose ideological affiliations and anonymous accounts never see the light of day. An August poll by the Center for Countering Digital Hate found that 69 percent of 13-to-17-year-olds with a high degree of social media use agreed with four or more conspiracy statements, with over 50 percent agreeing with antisemitic and Great Replacement conspiracy theories in particular. A 2022 study published by Political Research Quarterly, based on a survey of 3,500 US adults, found “the epicenter of antisemitic attitudes is young adults on the far Right.”

 

Campus conservative groups serve as pipelines for future conservative leadership. “Anyone who spends any time in conservative circles in D.C. knows there is a particularly potent militant mood on the younger end of the conservative spectrum,” explained 25-year-old conservative intellectual Nate Hochman on a panel in February. Five months later, Hochman was fired from Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’s presidential campaign after incorporating the Sonnenrad (sun wheel), a Nazi symbol, into a campaign video.

 

 

And this why anyone who claims the GQP voting base is getting older and dying out....it isn't ever going to go away.

It may be smaller, but it will be much more enthusastic.

 

 

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Bears berating a dead horse as Lobo is wont to do.  But for such the "Man's Man", a real "Alpha Male owning the Beta Cucks" that so many of friends and family jerk off to.  Trump is literally the least sportsman/outdoorsy President of my lifetime, by fucking far.  Shit, I think even Taft went fishing every now and again.  Yeah, he kinda sorta plays golf.  At the same fucking three courses, cheats, and can't walk the course.  Wears a ladies watch and maxi pad for one tennis match decades ago.  And then that random video of him trying to play beach volleyball in mom jeans after Top Gun came out.  Never fired a weapon, can't fish, hunt, swim, ride a bike, setup a tent, take a hike, jog, saddle a horse, mend a fence, fix a toilet, repair anything around the house, shoot pool, throw darts, toss a football, carry a tune, drink a beer, spin a yarn, write a poem, charm a woman, handle a donnybrook, earn a smile from his children, drive a car, brew a cup of coffee, or just shut the fuck up and not talk.  Every cliche of manhood, he fails at.  Totally and completely.  The one fucking time I saw a photo of him on a boat, he was about to commit rape.  

Somebody please, this holiday season.  For the love of Baby Christ.  Ask your family member, what in the ever living fuck is so damn manly about Donald Trump?  If you like his tax plans or judicial appointments, okay.  Story for another day.  But what the fuck do women find so alluring about him?  What in the holy hell do other men see in him that makes them think, "This guy?  This guy is my type of guy?"

I get the rest of his ruse, with the benefit of hindsight.  The populist, hatred filled narrative.  But I'll just never get, and 'cause I'm dumb, the other angle of "Projecting Strength & Power."  What the fuck am I missing there?

Hes a white man who came after a black man. Therefore, he’s an alpha

On 12/12/2023 at 9:52 PM, C-Man said:

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“Now is not the time…”

On 12/13/2023 at 10:31 AM, crash_davis said:

Seems to be a theme. Asshole Republicans leading the culture war are trying to overcompensate for being scumbags.

Nothing wrong with a three-way. I applaud that. It’s the hypocrisy that bothers me. 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Nothing wrong with a three-way. I applaud that. It’s the hypocrisy that bothers me. 

Show me a non-hypocritical threesome!  Huh, tough guy?  

Oh god, we just invented a new porn genre.  I'm in! 

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Obama has too much class, but regardless, he should challenge Trump to a competition.  Maybe golf, basketball, and a 1K run or some such.  It would be glorious.

 

Obama beating that fuck at golf would be glorious. No carts, walk 18 holes. Bone spurs wouldn't last.

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Anybody planning to buy pieces of Trump’s mugshot suit?

https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-selling-pieces-mugshot-suit-read-the-fine-print-2023-12

  • A new promotion guarantees a piece of Trump's suit if you buy 47 $99 NFTs.
  • The $4,653 purchase also promises a dinner at Mar-a-Lago with the former president.
  • The fine print on the website, however, says there's no guarantee you'll get either

He’d make more money if he included Ivanka’s pubes but we all know he’d never part with them. 

16 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Anybody planning to buy pieces of Trump’s mugshot suit?

https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-selling-pieces-mugshot-suit-read-the-fine-print-2023-12

  • A new promotion guarantees a piece of Trump's suit if you buy 47 $99 NFTs.
  • The $4,653 purchase also promises a dinner at Mar-a-Lago with the former president.
  • The fine print on the website, however, says there's no guarantee you'll get either

But, I mean....it's Donald Trump.  I know there's no guarantee, but you can totally trust him.  100%.

26 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Anybody planning to buy pieces of Trump’s mugshot suit?

https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-selling-pieces-mugshot-suit-read-the-fine-print-2023-12

  • A new promotion guarantees a piece of Trump's suit if you buy 47 $99 NFTs.
  • The $4,653 purchase also promises a dinner at Mar-a-Lago with the former president.
  • The fine print on the website, however, says there's no guarantee you'll get either

What the fuck with the $4,653?  I get that he's pricing shit with '47' because he wants to be 45 or 47, but 4653?  I mean, rounding?  Just call it 4700.  Your people are so fucking stupid, if they're in for 4653, they'll go 4700.  And you can give the extra $47 dollars to Rudy for helping make you 47 again.  Or whatever the fuck it is you psychos do with loose change.  

13 minutes ago, Underdog said:

He’d make more money if he included Ivanka’s pubes but we all know he’d never part with them. 

I'd part her pubes if I had a  hot date with a silk  comb.  Dammit, I lost my train of thought! 

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