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Not seeing any pics.

Get thee behind me satan.

3 minutes ago, demos said:

Not seeing any pics.

Get thee a behind for me, satan.

Fixed.  Happy Easter, even in hell.

Edited by phdhorn

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I didn’t want to prepay my spot in hell trying to get pics. I’m close enough as it is.

 

Got to say it was kinda weird. When did Easter Sunday dress become like Halloween dress for the 18-25 year olds? “Thanks Jesus! Here are my boobs.”

1 hour ago, Brothahorn said:

I didn’t want to prepay my spot in hell trying to get pics. I’m close enough as it is.

 

Dude you can post them.  He died just so you could do exactly that type of shit. 

This thread is like when you were a kid and you found one of those plastic Easter eggs your mom had filled with pennies after she ran out of candy. 

Got to say it was kinda weird. When did Easter Sunday dress become like Halloween dress for the 18-25 year olds? “Thanks Jesus! Here are my boobs.”


Sometime in Judah before Christ walked the Earth. Ishtar = Ashtoret

It’s spring time. Release those symbols of life and fertility!
1 hour ago, Newdoc said:

Got to say it was kinda weird. When did Easter Sunday dress become like Halloween dress for the 18-25 year olds? “Thanks Jesus! Here are my boobs.”

I guess I need to start going  to church again.

Edited by SimonBolivar

I really don't understand why girls feel it's ok to dress like a prostitute at church. I just don't get it. 

If what you are wearing is going to show you off in a biblical sense when you kneel at the communion rail, that might be a hint it's inappropriate for church. 

This thread is like when you were a kid and you found one of those plastic Easter eggs your mom had filled with pennies after she ran out of candy. 

I read “pennies” as “penises”.
1 hour ago, Uncle Nate said:

I really don't understand why girls feel it's ok to dress like a prostitute at church. I just don't get it. 

If what you are wearing is going to show you off in a biblical sense when you kneel at the communion rail, that might be a hint it's inappropriate for church. 

Maybe I should start going to church

If your going to be blasphemous, at least learn how to attach pics

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Maybe I should start going to church


Even if you’re an atheist or a heathen, you should go to church during the spring Sunday’s. You will see God’s blessings for man.
31 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

 


Even if you’re an atheist or a heathen, you should go to church during the spring Sunday’s. You will see God’s blessings for man.

 

I fear that's what @ERhine  has taken to doing on Sunday mornings lately. 

I much prefer his old Sunday routine and am praying for his relapse. 

Edited by Prepuce of Doom

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

In my mind's eye, they aren't wearing panties either.

 

Or maybe they’re just plain white cotton.  Wait, aren’t we in the nest?

most disappointing thread ever

2 hours ago, Red Five said:


I read “pennies” as “penises”.

I read it as "panties" and think their mom is a freak.

And aren't these church going girls supposed to tithe 10%? Let them pick the 10%, dammit. It's an offering.

I keep hoping this is some sort of introduction to the real thread over in Pee In Her Butt... but alas.

4 hours ago, Newdoc said:

Got to say it was kinda weird. When did Easter Sunday dress become like Halloween dress for the 18-25 year olds? “Thanks Jesus! Here are my boobs.”

Well..…. I'll be in my amen corner

Newsflash.

Church is full of sloots and there good chance the preacher has shitty credit.

In other news....

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14 minutes ago, The Golden Hat said:

The pictures aren't loading for me

And they're not helping me unload either 

How was OP repped without providing pics???

What happened to the rules?

Edited by ulukinatme

I'm at the age where I can creep on the moms AND the daughters in the Facebook Easter pics. 

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

I'm at the age where I can creep on the moms AND the daughters in the Facebook Easter pics. 

share the wealth.

22 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I'm at the age where I can creep on the moms AND the daughters in the Facebook Easter pics. 

So, you are somewhere in age between birth and death. Me too.

On 4/22/2019 at 9:04 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

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GDit, still waiting on the download to complete. 

Nasty church ass up in here. Booooo

Love the concept though. 

 

Apparently the firewall at work is blocking OP's pics.

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

Apparently the firewall at work is blocking OP's pics.

The firewall is doing you a favor amigo. 

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I'll take They Forgot the Most Important Part, for one thousand, Alex.

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