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Ted Cruz is a piece of shit


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6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
4 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:
Ewwwww. Need a brain wash soap right now, because that mental  image is just ewwwwww.
 

All three of those guys need to get fucked. Fuck them.

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23 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It’s amazing this exists. Sometimes I feel like the simulation might be on our side. 

Oh, there's plenty of embarrassing (to normal people) and illegal shit (to normal people) on camera.  Just getting anyone to do anything about it is the problem.

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Cruz playing basketball would make a junior high girls' team look like the NBA Finals. 

Bullshit. Cruz is the best at tossing the ball into the basketball ring with only the audible report of the fabric cradling the roundy bouncy thingy.
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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Busting Ironymeters to hell...

1 hour ago, capnamerca said:

Every statement is an admission.

Trump assistant: Hello, Senator Cruz, I'm calling on behalf of President Trump.

Ted Cruz: This is Ted Cruz

Trump assistant: The President had a nasty surprise after he ate a few Big Macs and wants you to fly out to Florida and lick his asshole clean.

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13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump assistant: Hello, Senator Cruz, I'm calling on behalf of President Trump.

Ted Cruz: This is Ted Cruz

Trump assistant: The President had a nasty surprise after he ate a few Big Macs and wants you to fly out to Florida and lick his asshole clean.

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You think Ted would really be sad about that?   He'd go gleefully.  

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On 8/10/2021 at 11:35 AM, atomheartbevo said:

Trump assistant: Hello, Senator Cruz, I'm calling on behalf of President Trump.

Ted Cruz: This is Ted Cruz

Trump assistant: The President had a nasty surprise after he ate a few Big Macs and wants you to fly out to Florida and lick his asshole clean.

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So Trump would be offering Pence's old job? 

Trump: Ted, it's a trial basis.  We'll see how it goes and then work your way up to the front.  I'll tweet you periodic performance reviews.  

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28 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

This Ted Cruz guy is a real piece of shit.

Indeed.  I've been thinking about turning this thread into a coffee table book titled "Ted Cruz Is A Piece Of Shit."  I will, of course, give you all credits at the end.

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12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Indeed.  I've been thinking about turning this thread into a coffee table book titled "Ted Cruz Is A Piece Of Shit."  I will, of course, give you all credits at the end.

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I really do understand why assassins kill politicians. I'm probably 95% pacifist and I just want to fucking beat him to a bloody pulp he pisses me off so much. Anyone who is anywhere close to the decency/sanity line can easily fall off that cliff. 

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