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57 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

So is it legal to do that and just pay myself 90% of revenue as a management fee? Set myself up as a political consulting LLC, then start the PAC, then pay myself?

Asking for a friend.

Probably some limits, so not sure I would be on the cutting edge of this practice with Barr serving as AG.  That said, I support the fuck outta these guys bleeding the rubes dry.  Serves the "alternative facts" crowd right.

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5 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Probably some limits, so not sure I would be on the cutting edge of this practice with Barr serving as AG.  That said, I support the fuck outta these guys bleeding the rubes dry.  Serves the "alternative facts" crowd right.

That's why you set up two grifts. One pro-Trump PAC and one defeat Trump PAC.

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4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The democrats will force me to vote for a sex offending white supremacist traitor that can’t even make out complete sentences.  Unless the democrats produce the unicorn that appeals to me, we’re getting four more years of Trump.

I will never, ever vote for Trump, I don't care who the democrats put up, I'm voting for them.

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That's why you set up two grifts. One pro-Trump PAC and one defeat Trump PAC.

I don’t think you even need to do that. I’m gonna set up the MAGA Freedom Eagle 2020 PAC. Will be marketed with memes about AOC coming for your guns with her socialist army of Muslim MS-13 members to tear down The Wall. All funds raised will go towards two things: 1) paying Brisketexan Consulting, LLC, for its incredible strategic management services, and 2) anti-Trump campaign ads.

Tell me how that’s a losing proposition. You can’t.

This country is plummeting to hell, but I can at least siphon off some cash on the way down.
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3 minutes ago, Mole said:

So what’s the legality of anti-Trump groups setting up fake PACs to siphon off pro-Trump money?

Yeah, I think running anti-Trump ads with pro-Trump money is a bit too dangerous.

Just run pro-Trump ads with 10% of the pro-Trump money. Run ads talking about the dangers of Latin American immigration and how we need to build the wall and deport all immigrants. But run them on Univision and Telemundo and in print at the local supermercados. 

Run ads talking about the dangers and waste of government bureaucracy and how you want to end taxpayer funded medical care and only by electing Trump can we possibly end Medicare. And run those ads in print at senior homes.

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29 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

SNL should have had Eddie Murphy play Donald Trump the other night.  That would have sent Trump into the stratosphere.

They really should.  A replay of it’s a wonderful life like last year, except instead of never being president, he is Obama.  Melania gushes about the size of his hands, and his inauguration crowd.  

Trump would stroke out.

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51 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

He is so goddamn stupid.   And then there are the college kids in the audience CLAPPING at that.  What sort of brainwashed cultist fucking nitwit do you have to be to clap along with that?  Oh yeah, TPUSA level moronic.   Idiots.

Johnny Sack nods approvingly as Trump lays out yet another educated takedown of renewable energy. Sack, as he is quick to lie about tell you, didnt vote for Trump the first go around, but he damn sure will this time. I mean, fuck, who knew Trump was such a smart man about....well, everything.

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12 minutes ago, Mole said:

So what’s the legality of anti-Trump groups setting up fake PACs to siphon off pro-Trump money?

They aren't suppose to coordinate with the campaign.  They are intended to issue based, that just happen to always support the same candidates.  So, if you set up a "Make America Great Again" PAC, I don't know how it would be illegal to start running anti-Trump ads.  What a great test of a fucked up system. Flip the technicality on its head and watch the assholes complain about it.  

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42 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Yeah, I think running anti-Trump ads with pro-Trump money is a bit too dangerous.

Just run pro-Trump ads with 10% of the pro-Trump money. Run ads talking about the dangers of Latin American immigration and how we need to build the wall and deport all immigrants. But run them on Univision and Telemundo and in print at the local supermercados. 

Run ads talking about the dangers and waste of government bureaucracy and how you want to end taxpayer funded medical care and only by electing Trump can we possibly end Medicare. And run those ads in print at senior homes.

I DO like this.

33 minutes ago, Tuco said:

They aren't suppose to coordinate with the campaign.  They are intended to issue based, that just happen to always support the same candidates.  So, if you set up a "Make America Great Again" PAC, I don't know how it would be illegal to start running anti-Trump ads.  What a great test of a fucked up system. Flip the technicality on its head and watch the assholes complain about it.  

But I also like this.  Look, my PAC's mission is going to be "to make America great again."  I'm dead-honest on that.  I just think that the way to do so is to get Trump and all Trumpkins out of office, and banished to an island with no communications with the outside world.

So, contribute to my PAC, and I will spend all funds on political activities geared towards making America great again.  And sure, I'll run ads about how AOC has threesomes with muslim terrorists and MS-13, because sex sells.  But I won't be making any promises about what I'll run the ads for.

I want to get rich off of morons.  That's EASY.  And I want to use the morons money to attack Trump and his ilk.  Also super-easy.  Let's get on board with this; shit, I may have changed my mind, I may LOVE this country these days.  I've been so worried about how we're all getting fucked, I haven't spent enough time thinking about how we can be the ones to do the fuckin'.

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2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

So is it legal to do that and just pay myself 90% of revenue as a management fee? Set myself up as a political consulting LLC, then start the PAC, then pay myself?

Asking for a friend.

Or a foundation in which you pressure friends and business associates to donate to your hand picked cause.  

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I don’t think you even need to do that. I’m gonna set up the MAGA Freedom Eagle 2020 PAC. Will be marketed with memes about AOC coming for your guns with her socialist army of Muslim MS-13 members to tear down The Wall. All funds raised will go towards two things: 1) paying Brisketexan Consulting, LLC, for its incredible strategic management services, and 2) anti-Trump campaign ads.

Tell me how that’s a losing proposition. You can’t.

This country is plummeting to hell, but I can at least siphon off some cash on the way down.


So grandpa, how did you make your millions?

Well one day I was looking for nudey pics on a virtual bulletin board called Surly. Some random person suggested how I could steal money from dumb racists and use it against Czar Baron’s father.
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3 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

This is amazing.  The grifters.  Cannibalizing themselves.

https://www.politico.com/news/2019/12/23/trump-campaign-compete-against-groups-money-089454

 

3 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

So is it legal to do that and just pay myself 90% of revenue as a management fee? Set myself up as a political consulting LLC, then start the PAC, then pay myself?

Asking for a friend.

Thank you for considering me a friend, but I don't mind if you mention that it's me who is curious about this potentially lucrative employment opportunity.

And I would only run those ads in areas that are heavily pro-Trump and not flipping, which is not an anti-Trump agenda, it's just making sure those folks are feeling good about themselves and their choice of candidates.

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If you phrased it with confidence and a leading tone, you could get him to say yes to, "Mr. President, you're being treated unfairly in the legal sense.  Would you agree that you're being treated even more unfairly than those on trial at Nuremberg?"  

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9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I've got MSNBC on in the background while I do shit. I just heard whoever this anchor is say "Despite being impeached, this has actually been a pretty good month for President Trump."

They're fucking terrible for being the liberal version of Fox. They shit on the progressive wing more than trumpkins do

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4 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

They're fucking terrible for being the liberal version of Fox. They shit on the progressive wing more than trumpkins do

No they don't. And if they were the liberal version of Fox News then they would be embracing, promoting, and amplifying the voice of the farthest left members of the party, so you contradict yourself. 

They've been critical of all the Democratic candidates. Biden as much as anyone. Just because you don't see a bias in favor of the candidates you support is not evidence that there is a bias against them. It's just like how sports fan homers react to the way announcers call games and to the calls made by the officials. 

I take it you support either Sanders or Warren? Is that a safe assumption?

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6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

No they don't. And if they were the liberal version of Fox News then they would be embracing, promoting, and amplifying the voice of the farthest left members of the party, so you contradict yourself. 

They've been critical of all the Democratic candidates. Biden as much as anyone. Just because you don't see a bias in favor of the candidates you support is not evidence that there is a bias against them. It's just like how sports fan homers react to the way announcers call games and to the calls made by the officials. 

I take it you support either Sanders or Warren? Is that a safe assumption?

 

Ha, it was a bit a hyperbole. They are viewed by the right as the left's version of Fox. Obviously nobody is close to Fox. I only really watch Morning Joe, but they do seem to seem to love them some Mayor Pete and always seem critical of Warren. Yes I support Warren and Bern would be my second choice. 

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2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Ha, it was a bit a hyperbole. They are viewed by the right as the left's version of Fox. Obviously nobody is close to Fox. I only really watch Morning Joe, but they do seem to seem to love them some Mayor Pete and always seem critical of Warren. Yes I support Warren and Bern would be my second choice. 

Joe and Mika have both been heavily critical of Biden. There have been times when they've sounded very pro-Warren.

If Mika had her choice, she'd probably go with Warren. Joe would probably go with Biden. Anytime they have a panel discussion you can usually tell which candidate they each personally favor. It's fairly heterogeneous from what I've seen. 

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Nobody knows more about shopping for the finest things for Christmas more than me.  I know everything.  I've bought my wives and family the most luxurious things over the years.  The First Lady's gift is just gonna be fantastic. I mean, it IS fantastic.  I already have it.  Just putting the finishing touches on it.  It's gonna be huge.  Particularly after I take this Green Lumber a friend of the Vice President's sent over.  

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How many more examples do you Evangelical morons need that he's not a Christian.  He had to be reminded that it's Christmas Eve and his house literally serves as the nation's decoration extravaganza.  The day that you've been planning for and counting down to since Labor Day...it's here and he didn't know that until a reminder this morning.  

How fucking naive are you all?  He doesn't give a shit about you or Jesus or any of it.  To call you mindless pawns in his game of checkers would be an insult to pawns.  

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