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9 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Posting this beer pic in the hopes to pivot from immamac talking about his dick.


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I was just eying that beer online.  How is it?

1 minute ago, JFKFC said:

Also, does anyone want my dad's kabob marinade recipe? 

We got it from your mom.

29 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

The shart thread had been getting a bit stale.

You’re being fecetious right?

Just now, South Austin said:

We got it from your mom.

I just let the bitch cook for me.

Fritos with fresh chili and Saltines with cold chili. Embrace debate.

I was just eying that beer online.  How is it?
Little sweet. Not terrible. Prob wouldn't buy again.
3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We got it from your mom.

.....and the recipe too!

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

Fritos with fresh chili and Saltines with cold chili. Embrace debate.

 

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Begging @Nicole44 for nudes and we'll end up with immamac's thicc dicc pics. 

10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ribs done, time for a Houston Haze

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homer simpson drool GIF

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

LFG.

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Texas BBQ.  My man.

"Release the info after the first set of NFL games."

42 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Got laid this morning as well, so doing my part.

Mom throwing you a bone?

Strike that.  Reverse it.

21 minutes ago, immamac said:

I have a case of TDS - Thick Dick Syndrome

Where you choose to sit is a very personal choice....

This thread has gone a weird direction. 

17 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Posting this beer pic in the hopes to pivot from immamac talking about his dick.


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Damn, my vision got blurry just LOOKING at that beer!

Don't know if this means anything about the events of today, but according to my Facebook memories, it was 10 years ago today that Greg Davis was fired.  Also, 7 years ago Gary Kubiak was fired by the Texans.  Maybe, just maybe . . .

11 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Does anyone know if the team meeting has started?

Also, does anyone want my dad's kabob marinade recipe? 

Yes very much so

Well, we can go ahead and ignore anything rap game larry and the squid have said.

 

edit:  based off of nothing.  Just that nothing has materialized.  Hope I’m wrong 

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You made a facebook post regarding both Greg Davis and Gary Kubiak being fired?

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1 minute ago, Hairy Biped said:

Don't know if this means anything about the events of today, but according to my Facebook memories, it was 10 years ago today that Greg Davis was fired.  Also, 7 years ago Gary Kubiak was fired by the Texans.  Maybe, just maybe . . .

Talk about reaching....

8 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Fritos with fresh chili and Saltines with cold chili. Embrace debate.

Fuck cold chili in general

16 minutes ago, BradInATX said:
17 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:
Putting OG and SRM on the label is real "woah we got a badass" here energy.

Hating on a 9 percent beer is real "I'm an obnoxious cocksucker" energy though. Agree to disagree

I thought he was hating on it being original gangsta beer.

1 minute ago, victory88 said:

Well, we can go ahead and ignore anything rap game larry and the squid have said.

Why’s that?

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

This thread has gone a weird direction. 

Weirder than when a man offered to fist himself if he was wrong about Urban not coming?

Ahoy ahoy, surly community. Long time lurker. I mostly just made this account so I can show off my beautiful meat as well! Also, come on down to Austin, CUM, and cement your legacy as an all time great coach! 

P.S. how the hell do you attach a photo on here?

I talked to a friend that does actually know shit, but doesn’t have any better of an idea right than any of us. What he did say, since this was mentioned as an interesting maybe by @Caddox earlier, is that he doesn’t think the Brocks are doing anything but signing with Bama at this point. Crazier shit has happened, but if Meyer came, he still believes they’d stick. 

Also, since someone mentioned something about Nahlin talking about Tech and Briles, I guess it can get out there that apparently, we’re on the verge of seeing a rape factory begin construction in Lubbock. 

2 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Well, we can go ahead and ignore anything rap game larry and the squid have said.

why?

2 minutes ago, MoJames said:

You made a facebook post regarding both Greg Davis and Gary Kubiak being fired?

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I publicly celebrated both events appropriately when they happened.

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I talked to a friend that does actually know shit, but doesn’t have any better of an idea right than any of us. What he did say, since this was mentioned as an interesting maybe by @Caddox earlier, is that he doesn’t think the Brocks are doing anything but signing with Bama at this point. Crazier shit has happened, but if Meyer came, he still believes they’d stick. 

Also, since someone mentioned something about Nahlin talking about Tech and Briles, I guess it can get out there that apparently, we’re on the verge of seeing a rape factory begin construction in Lubbock. 

Briles to Tech has been out there since yesterday.

So Tech has issues with putting someone in a closet but no issue with rape?

2 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

why?

Sorry, posting hungover.  Just been refreshing the thread all day with no news of a firing.  

Why y'all drinking beer when it's nog season? 

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3:00 CST and nothin. In for a long long week it seems. 

2 minutes ago, Lou Sassle said:

Ahoy ahoy, surly community. Long time lurker. I mostly just made this account so I can show off my beautiful meat as well! Also, come on down to Austin, CUM, and cement your legacy as an all time great coach! 

P.S. how the hell do you attach a photo on here?

Take pic on your phone, then hit click to choose files. Unless your on tapa

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RGL tweeted this 2 hours ago

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RGL then “liked” this response:

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5 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Weirder than when a man offered to fist himself if he was wrong about Urban not coming?

Wait, is that not normal?

37 minutes ago, immamac said:

There will be no such thread. That tradition is dead. Texas will not be firing Urban Meyer he is a proven coach if he cannot succeed here then something is wrong. 

Immamac being pulled into Urban's inner circle confirmed.

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

 

Because it was made weeks ago. 

3 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Why y'all drinking beer when it's nog season? 

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Nice choice of Rum. 

2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

It's 2:56pm. 

And ou still sucks

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

RGL tweeted this 2 hours ago

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RGL then “liked” this response:

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Hey, look. There I am...

35 minutes ago, wood said:

Don't think I've ever seen that pic before. Where was that & what's the backstory?

VY showing his endorsement of Fish for the UT job. 

Briles coaching in the big 12 again would be the ultimate fuck you to society. I would be shocked if that happened but 2020 has done a remarkable job of desensitizing me to ridiculous shit. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

 

jimmy fallon no GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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