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Fuck...CDC even says as much in the statement...I evaluate at the end of the season. As to the end of the regular season, turtle is our coach. 

He gone. 

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5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Or it's the we couldn't get anyone worth a shit to come to coach here that would justify the buyout. I hope you guys are right but I get the nagging feeling CDC isn't inclined to do anything. 

Agreed

Oh boy. He might as well have said "I dont know, ask me after Ja'Tavion Sanders signs."

Just now, KYHorn said:

Might be a stretch, but any chance the AD indicated the 2021 part of even suggested they report that? Otherwise, it's bizarre that at least two outlets are saying that.

Well 247 doesn't know shit. Which other outlet?

3 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

It's an odd statement that basically says nothing.  

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1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Well 247 doesn't know shit. Which other outlet?

AAS... (I know)

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26 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

My favorite western show or movie was Deadwood the series. Perhaps I’m just a dark person but Al Swearengen was absolutely gold in that series. 

God bless you Mr. Swearengen.  
Well, not likely. But my prospects have improved. 

26 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

My favorite western show or movie was Deadwood the series. Perhaps I’m just a dark person but Al Swearengen was absolutely gold in that series. 

"Inform your dealers and whores of my credit".

"Here's my counter offer to your counter offer; go fuck yourself!"

Neither did FCB
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8 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Or it's the we couldn't get anyone worth a shit to come to coach here that would justify the buyout. I hope you guys are right but I get the nagging feeling CDC isn't inclined to do anything. 

That certainly might be how this thing ends - but right now that not what the statement says.  No where in there does CDC say Tom Herman will be the coach in 2021, or that he's the guy going forward, or that he's still the right coach to lead us going forwrd.  None of that.  Just that "Tom Herman is our coach".

It's tepid, but he could have chosen to say nothing at least until after the bowl game ("end of the season").  That he chose to say this is bad. 

He wouldn't go out of his way to make himself seem disingenuous (at the least), if he was going to fire Herman.

1 minute ago, cdain3 said:

Yep. I got this text and almost lost my shit.8ff45a31056ca68d0cfedb0477bf0bdc.jpg

Avatar checks out.

33 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Shaka smart is your man. We will waive the buyout for you. He’s coaching a top 15 team!  Strike while the iron is hot. 

I'd rather take RV driving lessons from you than have SS at UK. 

13 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Good lord, it’s like Brian Davis didn’t even read the statement before writing this article.
 

Brian Davis is a moran according to myself....what the actual fuck kind of statement is that?

31 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Did Craig James kill 5 McRibs?

Nice

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That "endorsement" is scrong to very scrong, NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only thing this statement pretty much guarantees is that we aren't going to have a new coach very soon. You don't issue this if you're days away from a replacement. Even with NSD 1, that'd just make you look like a blatant liar to recruits.

Still don't understand why wait so long to make this decision though. Seems like after the CCG is the normal time for coaching changes. Only exceptions I can see are Kelly (probably not a candidate) or Mullen/Campbell in the unlikely event they make it. Wouldn't count on any of those situations.

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 @closetojumping told us this would be happening. It's almost as if some people didn't read every page of this thread. No need to panic.

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Lol, the meltdown on 247 is hilarious. Some people just take FCB’s word as gospel without reading the statement for themselves.


So he can tell it’s ambiguous and lukewarm, but is certain it means he will be back?  I don’t get it. 

Just now, IDIOTsavant said:

Brian Davis is a moran according to myself....what the actual fuck kind of statement is that?

Someone in the comments noted that he credited himself in his own tweet which is worse than liking your own tweet. I would have to agree. 

What kind of dumbfucks read that statement as saying he'll be back?  These fucking morons are supposed to make a living writing?

Just now, Texas Wahoo said:


So he can tell it’s ambiguous and lukewarm, but is certain it means he will be back?  I don’t get it. 

The guy voted against VY for the Heisman, nothing about him makes sense.

1 minute ago, Texas Wahoo said:


So he can tell it’s ambiguous and lukewarm, but is certain it means he will be back?  I don’t get it. 

It’s how 9.95ers hedge their bets

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CDC: “Tom Herman is a human being currently living in Austin.”

The internet:

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Alright day crew we knew this was coming. Let's redirect this negativity into sleuthing the interwebs for more Urban clues. Can't let night crew come in to this shit show tonight 

Furk, I break away to cook up a little magic in the oven and there's a furkin' meltdown.  I'll hold my meltdown until after the playoffs are done, then if Tom is still HC I'll freak out.  BTW, this shit is pretty good.   4 with crusted pecan; 4 with black pepper  bourbon honey bacon.

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1 minute ago, Texas Wahoo said:


So he can tell it’s ambiguous and lukewarm, but is certain it means he will be back?  I don’t get it. 

Because Kurt Bowels is a moron. "Journalism"

1 minute ago, DoneWithit said:

Someone in the comments noted that he credited himself in his own tweet which is worse than liking your own tweet. I would have to agree. 

That’s pretty sad. I’m glad we can’t like our own posts here. 

5 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Vicky Piria isn't much of a looker but she is a really good racer and Italian so it hits close to home.

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Her bent over a table facing the other way I'm sure I could get things done. Willing to try. 🤔

8 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

That certainly might be how this thing ends - but right now that not what the statement says.  No where in there does CDC say Tom Herman will be the coach in 2021, or that he's the guy going forward, or that he's still the right coach to lead us going forwrd.  None of that.  Just that "Tom Herman is our coach".

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5 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Only thing this statement pretty much guarantees is that we aren't going to have a new coach very soon. You don't issue this if you're days away from a replacement. Even with NSD 1, that'd just make you look like a blatant liar to recruits.

Still don't understand why wait so long to make this decision though. Seems like after the CCG is the normal time for coaching changes. Only exceptions I can see are Kelly (probably not a candidate) or Mullen/Campbell in the unlikely event they make it. Wouldn't count on any of those situations.

I think maybe CDC waited till after the regular season to give it the air of finality without really being final at all.

17 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Or it's the we couldn't get anyone worth a shit to come to coach here that would justify the buyout. I hope you guys are right but I get the nagging feeling CDC isn't inclined to do anything. 

Exactly.  I bet there is absolutely zero consensus on a secondary candidate among those that would actually write the checks to fund Tom's buyout.   Unless Urban changes his mind I think likely we just punt a year.

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Furk, I break away to cook up a little magic in the oven and there's a furkin' meltdown.  I'll hold my meltdown until after the playoffs are done, then if Tom is still HC I'll freak out.  BTW, this shit is pretty good.   4 with crusted pecan; 4 with black pepper  bourbon honey bacon.

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That’s outstanding! Bring those to our firepit/party/steak/rib/whiskey/whisky/wine/beer/weed/McRib festival that surly will be having when we can finally all hang out. 

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

When Anwar is the voice of TH:

 

FIFY

10 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Yep. I got this text and almost lost my shit.8ff45a31056ca68d0cfedb0477bf0bdc.jpg

I think you can txt STOP 2 end now

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4 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

The guy voted against VY for the Heisman, nothing about him makes sense.

Good point. Let's not let him forget 

 

4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

He says "remain as coach", which definitely implies he'll be back next season.

I'm missing it (or I haven't read the actual full statement). 

 

 

Nevermind - just satya going full satya

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