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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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  • I am so thrilled tonight! I spoke with my mom and asked her how my dad was taking the election. She said after every network declared Biden the winner, he turned off Fox News and said “Well, glad t

  • This was my experience in Galveston County, except for one thing. I came in and presented my ID to the geriatric at the front who printed out my pin number. I took my pin number to a table where two B

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1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Allegany  announcing an 80/20 spilt favoring Biden

Oh look, they're finally pulling their weight

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Pennsylvania's AG had some kind words for Ted Cruz.

 

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4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Pennsylvania's AG had some kind words for Ted Cruz.

 

He's not wrong on all accounts

At this point it is obvious this is about ratings and cowardice. They don’t care if it hurts the country. 

1 minute ago, SizzleChest said:

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He’s feeling feisty. On Tuesday he was behind in his re-election bid. Counting all of these mail in ballots is stretching his lead. 

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

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I want a FA&FO shirt but haven’t seen one yet.

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Texas allows tiger or kangaroo ownership but not foxes? Wtf.

28 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Some ideas:

Assert conservative culture in your daily life (refuse being PC).

Demand stricter voter laws in the state you reside in.

Primary Abbott if you live in Texas.

Place your kids in Christian private schools.

Don't wear masks.

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On the voting fraud side: researching if your deceased and/or elderly relatives are flagged as having voted, when they actually didn't.

I believe there are search engines in every state to do this.

aggy super sleuths are on the case! 
 

Just imagaine how pissed they’re gonna be when they find out their dead grandpa, Joe Smith, voted in all 50 states! 

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Pennsylvania's AG had some kind words for Ted Cruz.

 

He just completed an interview on MSNBC.  Discretely on his bookshelf in the background he had a Count von Count doll and USPS toy truck.  This guy is kind of awesome.

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Sitting here not drinking because if they call it I have to drink an entire bottle of Dom by myself (pregnant wife). This shit is pissing me off.

1 minute ago, Bodhi said:

He just completed an interview on MSNBC.  Discretely on his bookshelf in the background he had a Count von Count doll and USPS toy truck.  This guy is kind of awesome.

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The race should of have been called yesterday. This is 2000 battered wife syndrome 

3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Texas allows tiger or kangaroo ownership but not foxes? Wtf.

Big Fox does a lot of lobbying

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

Adding in just the votes that are left from Philadelphia would push the Biden lead up to almost 60k.  Trump isn't winning the fucking provisional (when most of them are from Philly counties and Allegheny) and he sure as hell isn't winning them 80-20

CALL

THIS

SHIT

 

We're losing our minds. We've made a horrific creepy mascot our god and the next shaggy HH is going to invade some poor bar with middle aged men wearing cartoon mascot shirts. Now we're making celebrities of teenagers walking into zoom calls.

For the love of God CNN, call it. We're losing it here.

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They called fucking Wisconsin with a 10k vote lead or some such shit - but they won't call fucking PA with 50k+ votes in Philly and Allegheny and Biden with an already 27k vote lead?  Fucking cowards.

6 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Sitting here not drinking because if they call it I have to drink an entire bottle of Dom by myself (pregnant wife). This shit is pissing me off.

Congrats

5 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Sitting here not drinking because if they call it I have to drink an entire bottle of Dom by myself (pregnant wife). This shit is pissing me off.


my wife and I are also waiting to pop some dom when the next batch of Allegheny votes confirm Biden for president. 

6 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Sitting here not drinking because if they call it I have to drink an entire bottle of Dom by myself (pregnant wife). This shit is pissing me off.

Why not drink one now in celebration, and another one later in celebration?  

39 minutes ago, elfenix said:

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I vote this should be used in place of Trump's portrait for the WH. 

*please don't autoplay*

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8 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

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Trump winning PA or NV requires one to erase data points of Biden getting the majority of votes consistently from the remaining ballots from all mail in ballots. It’s rage inducing. 

Honestly what the fuck are they waiting on at this point? I cynically thought it was to get a prime time decision that lead right into a Biden acceptance speech but they missed that window now. Dragging this out indefinitely for continued ratings doesn’t actually make any sense either, networks typically love to be the first to make the call?

The only thing I can figure is they are actually just scared to give Trump and the White House a target. And that is chickenshit. 

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Well that’s a fucking shame

13 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

At this point it is obvious this is about ratings and cowardice. They don’t care if it hurts the country. 

The more time they run off the clock the less time for Trump to retaliate on his way out.

22 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

My god, twitter sucks so much shit.  I'm having a good time giving the dotard supporters the business when one of them whines about Biden's upcoming lockdowns means he won't be able to spend Christmas with his family.  Being a God loving Christian this is important to him so we liberals should now understand why everyone hates us.

My reply "Cry more, bitch".

Boom, half a second later 12 hour time out.

Feel your pain, bro.  Think I'm on my 4th account, the other 3 have been suspended.  My take the loss, pussy to Eric and Harlan was the final nail today, just over 3 hrs to go for timeout.

Just now, Neonmoon said:

Trump winning PA or NV requires one to erase data points of Biden getting the majority of votes consistently from the remaining ballots from all mail in ballots. It’s rage inducing. 

It’s because the first batch of provisionals in PA favored trump but that ignores that they still skewed just slightly in Biden’s favor from the county average. 

Yea, I’m starting to believe the ratings excuse to drag this shit out. Pennsylvania is in the bag, this is no longer extra caution. 

1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

 

Well that’s a fucking shame

Ah yes - he didn't even want to win.  This isn't a loss because he wanted to lose.  Wasn't even trying.

14 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I want a FA&FO shirt but haven’t seen one yet.

Me too. I've been searching. If you find one post a link

 

 

2 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

 

Well that’s a fucking shame

It hasn't been a great experience for anyone. 

My god, twitter sucks so much shit.  I'm having a good time giving the dotard supporters the business when one of them whines about Biden's upcoming lockdowns means he won't be able to spend Christmas with his family.  Being a God loving Christian this is important to him so we liberals should now understand why everyone hates us.
My reply "Cry more, bitch".
Boom, half a second later 12 hour time out.

Ask him if he celebrates Christmas at Super Cuts or Applebee’s. If not, how does any shutdown prevent him from seeing his family?
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