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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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  • Beau Vine
    Beau Vine

    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

  • ChiTownDoc
    ChiTownDoc

    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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Low Energy Donald....that line right there will bait him into his normal lunatic ranting and ravings.

11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Is anyone on FB anymore?

Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded.

/yogiberra

3 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Ivanka wants to spend time with family just not her father.

I didn't see Eric but wasn't watching much.  Maybe he was drinking out of the toilet again.  

6 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Ivanka wants to spend time with family just not her father.

It might have to do with Ivanka cropping out the Kimberly from wedding pics of Tiffany. Also, I think they know not to go down with a sinking ship. 

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The crop shot was masterful and could add if ask.

5 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Ivanka wants to spend time with family just not her father.

well this is gonna put the brakes on the Devil's Threesome Donald had planned in Iowa...real fast. 

One Republican pollster taxonomizes the party thusly: Ten percent are “Never Trumpers,” who have long despised Trump. (This might be high, because of people like me who re-registered as independents to escape the cult.) As many as 50 percent could be considered “Maybe Trumpers,” Republicans who voted for Trump twice, but are exhausted by him and would love to support someone else. That leaves 40 percent, the “Always Trumpers” — the cultish voters who will never abandon him, even if he shoots someone on Fifth Avenue, or at the Capitol, or anywhere else.

 

26 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Why does he need to do this? Fear of his own voters or dirt Trump has on ladybugs?

TORBUSH

This.  Is.  Going.  To.  Be.  Awesome.

Fuck it all.  Let's rumble.  He's going to rip them all to shreds.  

CNN flashes some shitbag poll I've never heard of:

Trump 43

Biden 42

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This.  Is.  Going.  To.  Be.  Awesome.

Fuck it all.  Let's rumble.  He's going to rip them all to shreds.  

I think the narrative of "Oh he's better now" is going to win the day before the civil war even got started.

 

The rest of the R challengers are about to pussy out:

 

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43 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

This was just fucking weird.  Wasn't the shitshow I was hoping for and certainly wasn't the "pump up the volume" deal he was pre-marketing.  It was another guy from another era in another election race or some shit.  I dunno.  I'll let my in-laws spin it their way this weekend at Thanksgiving.  But just surreal.  

I have no idea what Michael Dukakis's announcement party was like, but I imagine that it was more energetic than Trump's announcement tonight.  The only announcements I really paid attention to in the past were George H.W. Bush's (I couldn't vote for him until '92), Bob Dole's, and then George W. Bush's, and all of those packaged for cable news (didn't have the streaming internet with social media).

I was watching the Fox News stream, or one of them, and they cut away to their regular programming after a bit.

 

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32 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Why does he need to do this? Fear of his own voters or dirt Trump has on ladybugs?

Blackmale.

One Republican pollster taxonomizes the party thusly: Ten percent are “Never Trumpers,” who have long despised Trump. (This might be high, because of people like me who re-registered as independents to escape the cult.) As many as 50 percent could be considered “Maybe Trumpers,” Republicans who voted for Trump twice, but are exhausted by him and would love to support someone else. That leaves 40 percent, the “Always Trumpers” — the cultish voters who will never abandon him, even if he shoots someone on Fifth Avenue, or at the Capitol, or anywhere else.
 

TLDR; he wins the GQP nomination. Easily. Because the GQP can’t win WITHOUT his supporters.

The NALGA movement?

Makes sense, since he’s got a massive obese ass.

NALGA in Spanish, look it up.

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


TLDR; he wins the GQP nomination. Easily. Because the GQP can’t win WITHOUT his supporters.

1000x this

National Greatness Agenda.  
 
Are we getting hats for the tailgate?  
seriously, MAGA wasn't bad.  It was catchy and original.  Now he's going with NAGA?  National American Greatness Agenda?  How do the blacks for Trump feel about this?  Seriously?  They had two years and came up with NAGA?  Is it a soft "A" on the end?  
Naga please.
Bitching about Al Capone.
Comparisons to Al Capone, Billy the Kid, and Jesse James.
Those guys were all shitty criminals...
54 minutes ago, troph said:

One he can’t stay that disciplined, two he still lied like 20 times before cnn said enough and he was beaten in 2020 and three he will energize dems and drive away independents did they watch the last week of election results?  

Exactly. Of the 6 pivotal states that he lost, in what fucking universe does one have to live to think he's going to carry even one of them this time around?

So before this gets gone/goes away:

 

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37 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Ivanka wants to spend time with family just not her father.

Translation: I got the money I wanted the first time around and since there may be shooting when the arrest goes down I want to be 50 miles away from all that shit.

MAPA
MAWA
MASA
MAPA redux
MASA redux
MAGA redux
MAGA redux redux
Melania looks like a new round of botox happened and that she definitely doesn't want to be there.

“Make America Great & Glorious Again”?

MAGAGA?

Did Melania get a contract extension?

1 minute ago, C-Man said:


“Make America Great & Glorious Again”?

MAGAGA?

Nah, you're thinking of the sound Ted Cruz makes when he's gargling Trump's ballsack.  

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Dan Patrick looks like my lesbian Aunt. 

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

He knows when people diss him.  He's the most petty bitch of all time.  That he definitely knows.  

Worse than Mack Brown. 

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Literally everyone wants you to go away and die quietly, you fat piece of shit.

Even the jungle wanted him dead.

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

National Greatness Agenda.  

 

Are we getting hats for the tailgate?  

seriously, MAGA wasn't bad.  It was catchy and original.  Now he's going with NAGA?  National American Greatness Agenda?  How do the blacks for Trump feel about this?  Seriously?  They had two years and came up with NAGA?  Is it a soft "A" on the end?  

Naga, please.  Dammit, @Irwin F Fletcher!

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1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Is anyone on FB anymore?

Yes. My engagement numbers are through the roof, thank you very much. Carry on.

Just now, Hornius Emeritus said:

Yes. My engagement numbers are through the roof, thank you very much. Carry on.

I support your amazing stuff. Just not on the FB. But awesome!

1 hour ago, Satchel said:

Did Melania get a contract extension?

I believe she was reassigned by the parent club and is the cunter to be named later in a future trade.  I mean, player.  

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3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I see you, NPR, and raise you:

 

Why does he need to do this? Fear of his own voters or dirt Trump has on ladybugs?

He knows his audience. He’s probably correct.
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No way he can defeat a popular Florida governor backed by the Republican establishment.

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Let's check in on how a portion of Rupert Murdoch's empire is reporting this event:

 

 

 

8 hours ago, hpslugga said:

Exactly. Of the 6 pivotal states that he lost, in what fucking universe does one have to live to think he's going to carry even one of them this time around?

And, praise be, the swing states seem to have fended off attempts to install election officials that will do the GQP bidding.  And, Trump has been mostly deplatformed to the general public for the last couple of years and people are still sick of his whining.

So he's going to be back in our faces for 18 months while the GQP attempts ridiculous stunts in the House with varying degrees of success.

I think by at least general election time, if not primary time, people are going to be quite sick of his shit, even many of the ones that kind of like his shit.

41 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

How can they prevent people from leaving? Isn't that kidnapping?

She gave him a “It’s not you, it’s me” lol

13 minutes ago, troph said:

This is all funny, it was funny last time too. But let’s not forget this is the next assault on democracy. We can laugh but fuck him to hell we have to defeat him soundly. If the republicans lose enough, not only will good things happen for us but the republicans may be forced to drop the bullshit. Do your part, let’s win this mother fucker.

Laughing is the only thing that’ll keep us sane for the next 2 years 

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