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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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8 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Trump is only hurting himself by staying on Truth. He’d feed the Musk frenzy and be back in the global mix if he went back to Twitter. The media wouldn’t be able to help themselves. 

 

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Plus he’s trapped on Truth Social because that’s “his” platform that he created to rival Twitter. It would be like rejecting his own business venture if he went back to Twitter. 

 

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Someone probably told him that Truth has more users than Twitter and he believes it.

I have read that Trump's deal with Truth says he has to post his bullshit on Truth a minimum of 6 hours before he is allowed to post elsewhere

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35 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Will people please think about the poor cow?

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6 hours ago, C-Man said:

And the folks that have pumped hundreds of millions of dollars into Truth Social might have done so with an agreement that Trump uses it exclusively, yes?

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I have read that Trump's deal with Truth says he has to post his bullshit on Truth a minimum of 6 hours before he is allowed to post elsewhere

Yeah, I've read it was 6 hours, which is why his press secretary waits to post his stuff on twitter.

17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, I've read it was 6 hours, which is why his press secretary waits to post his stuff on twitter.

Oh, he's back to using his Twitter account?

i pray he is the republican nominee in 24. he is unelectable at this point and has been since 2018.

 

 

 But he got more votes in 2020 than any other U.S. President!  

I love how he thinks that stat line legitimizes his election fraud claims.  

I mean, technically.  Biggest electoral landslide in my lifetime was 1984 Reagan over Mondale.  And Trump beat his popular vote total by 20mm people.  So obviously that makes Trump president for life, and even retroactively President going back to the 1980's when he became 'self-aware'......right?  Outstanding MAGA logic and all.........

Unfair Savage sounds like the name of an 80s hair band. Bravo.

1 hour ago, Longhorn94 said:

i pray he is the republican nominee in 24. he is unelectable at this point and has been since 2018.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Yeah, I think he would lose and would be a worse general election candidate than Desantis or really any other person who doesn’t have uncontrollable narcissistic personality disorder.  But I don’t at all understand anyone hoping he’s the nominee.  He could win, and if he does things get worse than they’ve ever been in this country.  He actually would make a move to become a dictator and 45%+ of the country would support him. 

It's not 45%, it's 35%.  Quit giving these fucking animals hope.  They are 35% of the adult population, not 40%, not 45%, not half.  35%.  75 million outta 210+ million 18 and over.  35%.  Stop making them think they have larger numbers.  They're shrinking everyday and fuck 'em! 

If Biden was so evil, as well as Hillary, why didn’t Trump have them investigated and arrested?  That’s what I’m telling relatives who push this shit.  Trump could have tried to force an investigation somehow (most likely illegal/unconstitutional), but he didn’t.  

15 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

It's not 45%, it's 35%.  Quit giving these fucking animals hope.  They are 35% of the adult population, not 40%, not 45%, not half.  35%.  75 million outta 210+ million 18 and over.  35%.  Stop making them think they have larger numbers.  They're shrinking everyday and fuck 'em! 

Yea!  Over 37.5% of people know that!

Damn you, don't you commandeer my favorite number, 37!  

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2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Damn you, don't you commandeer my favorite number, 37!  

In a row?

 Yeah, careful out there in the parking lot! 

On 1/10/2023 at 6:40 AM, Neonmoon said:

Twitter would collapse faster if the Orange Cuck went back. He’s say something horrific, and more ads would bail. 

I think he's holding onto that card until closer to campaign season, maybe.

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Also, fuck his fat, stupid, orange face.

1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

Especially now that Biden has his own classified documents issues (yes, I know the situations aren't really comparable since Trump willfully withheld and concealed them for months and months even after the government asked for them), unfortunately:

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This fucking guy is the luckiest person in the world.  Although, he's miserable and ruins everything he touches, so I guess he is more like simultaneously the luckiest and unluckiest guy in the world.  It's quite a paradox.

there's been chatter from some attorneys on twitter and a newsweek article arguing that biden's situation actually makes it more likely that trump gets indicted.  maybe @TwiceHorn or someone can elaborate.  i didn't go down the rabbithole and read the comments/argument.  here's the newsweek:

https://www.newsweek.com/biden-documents-return-makes-trump-indictment-more-likely-state-attorney-1773255

 

3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

there's been chatter from some attorneys on twitter and a newsweek article arguing that biden's situation actually makes it more likely that trump gets indicted.  maybe @TwiceHorn or someone can elaborate.  i didn't go down the rabbithole and read the comments/argument.  here's the newsweek:

https://www.newsweek.com/biden-documents-return-makes-trump-indictment-more-likely-state-attorney-1773255

 

I don't think there's a definite answer here. It can strike people different ways even if they are inclined to prosecute. 

I should elaborate.  I think the initial decision decision to prosecute is, as Garland says, dictated by the facts and the law and "can we convict on this"?  Then the various "political" or non-legal considerations come into play, like optics, fallout, political destruction or enhancement, etc.

This can "cut both ways" and I think sentient people are going to recognize that, even if they think it somewhat either favors (Trump's was a real, serious violation/Biden's wasnt) or disfavors (Biden did the same thing and we can't prosecute even if we wanted to) prosecution.

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31 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I don't think there's a definite answer here. It can strike people different ways even if they are inclined to prosecute. 

Oh man everyone's gonna be so mad at you for this 

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

 Yeah, careful out there in the parking lot! 

Hey you! Get back here

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

there's been chatter from some attorneys on twitter and a newsweek article arguing that biden's situation actually makes it more likely that trump gets indicted.  maybe @TwiceHorn or someone can elaborate.  i didn't go down the rabbithole and read the comments/argument.  here's the newsweek:

https://www.newsweek.com/biden-documents-return-makes-trump-indictment-more-likely-state-attorney-1773255

 

Here’s a good quote from that story that I agree with 100%
 

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This definitely will help Trump in the MAGA court of public opinion," Aronberg said. "When Trump gets indicted—and I think it's more of a when than an if—and Biden doesn't, he'll claim disparate treatment and this will become Trump's number one grievance and this will help him rally his loyal base."

"But it should not impact the Department of Justice's decision on charging Trump in the Mar-a-Lago documents," he said.

 

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Damn you, don't you commandeer my favorite number, 37!  

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1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Here’s a good quote from that story that I agree with 100%
 

 

Biden is such a colossal idiot to have done that when this trump shit is ongoing. What a fucking dip shit. 

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Biden is such a colossal idiot to have done that when this trump shit is ongoing. What a fucking dip shit. 

Well, the thing is, whatever Biden did, he probably did more than five years ago when he left office as VP.

I'm not sure what, if anything, propelled the discovery of the "first batch" of documents, but I'm fairly certain the discovery of the second batch was an oh, shit we better start digging around provoked by the discovery of the first set.

Being less than candid about the second set when talking about the first set was a colossal blunder, however.

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

Brigitte Gabriel (Arabic: بريجيت غابرييل; born Hanan Qahwaji,[2] 21 October 1964) is a Lebanese-American conservative author, anti-Islam activist,[3][4][5][6] and founder of the anti-Muslim group ACT! for America.

After graduating from high school, Gabriel completed a one-year business administration course at a YWCA in 1984.[19]

58 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Brigitte Gabriel (Arabic: بريجيت غابرييل; born Hanan Qahwaji,[2] 21 October 1964) is a Lebanese-American conservative author, anti-Islam activist,[3][4][5][6] and founder of the anti-Muslim group ACT! for America.

After graduating from high school, Gabriel completed a one-year business administration course at a YWCA in 1984.[19]

So, she’s more educated than Boebert?

4 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

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His deposition in Carrol case. Such POS

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I like how he’s gonna sue the lawyer for the punative damages that he’s giving him

Trump looks thrilled posing in front of a cartoonish painting of him where he looks extra fat. 

13 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

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Masculinity =

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56 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I bet he loves the triple chin dude gave him lol

23 minutes ago, mdmost said:

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Looks like a cross between JFK (sr of course) and Brenden Frasier in the whale

37 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I bet he loves the triple chin dude gave him lol

one for every time he'll lose the popular vote.

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Looks kinda like dude painted his own face on there

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Looks like a cross between JFK (sr of course) and Brenden Frasier in the whale

More like a mulatto John Candy with jaundice.

 
I hope he's at least half as miserable as he looks in that picture. It had a whole "FML" vibe.
4 hours ago, Red Five said:

Looks like Lindsay Graham.

Lindsey would be looking up.

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