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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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1 minute ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Would be cool if they could tie all this together with the larger Russian (government and mafia) money flows going around the world and work with allies to cripple the oligarchs that way too. Kill one of the major diseases our world is dealing with. 

Oh, hai.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panama_Papers

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4 hours ago, kevwun said:

There will be Donald Trump sightings and conspiracy theories about this death still going strong 50 years after he finally dies.

I’m going to make money off of those idiots.  Already have some ideas planned.

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3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’m going to make money off of those idiots.  Already have some ideas planned.

 

6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

It's gonna be a nice payday for Dearie here at his judicial retirement.  This kind of thing (one job) easily permits billing 8-10 hours a day, pretty legit by Dearie and everyone else.

Pretty sure his order said he’s not charging for his time. He’s charging for the magistrate’s time and any admin staff, but he said since he’s still an active judge he wouldn’t take compensation 

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Like fucking clockwork:

 

This fucking guy is living the dream

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

And of course, marijuana is 100% legal in Malibu, so who really gives a fuck about that?

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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I see a man that is presumably Hunter Biden, with women in various states of undress.  


Is there any evidence at all that they are "hookers"?  

And of course, marijuana is 100% legal in Malibu, so who really gives a fuck about that? 


I imagine Malibu as milf heaven )

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Like fucking clockwork:

 

$4140 is awfully specific for a reasonably small inventory of rentals.  seems possible that i could track down an address. 

also my saturday is wide open.

6 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

He'll end up somewhere shitty.

He's already in Florida.

7 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

That Hunter story happened in 2018. Lol.  They’re rerunning stuff.

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1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

That Hunter story happened in 2018. Lol.  They’re rerunning stuff.

The entire Hunter Biden thing is so bizarre.  All of it.

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

The entire Hunter Biden thing is so bizarre.  All of it.


Big

Dick 

Energy

He has it, R’s don’t 

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Like fucking clockwork:
 

I love how the GQP is screaming about charging Hunter with a crime.

Yeah…I’m gonna indict him on 57 counts….of the crime of being AWESOME.
6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, if you give him one of those Russian radiation doses, it'll look like Putin was taking out one of his traitors. Win/Win. 

 

5 hours ago, kevwun said:

There will be Donald Trump sightings and conspiracy theories about this death still going strong 50 years after he finally dies.

Back to the Narcissist Suicide thing from page 456.  It is a real thing.  They cannot handle the damage to their self image and reality barging in on their alternate reality.  But when they do suicide they usually go out in a notable way, something that will be in the news gives them that last rush of narcissistic fuel as they flame out.  

Joe Stack in the IRS plane in Austin is an example.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I love how the GQP is screaming about charging Hunter with a crime.

Yeah…I’m gonna indict him on 57 counts….of the crime of being AWESOME.

i assume it's all about connecting him to china.  kinda burying the lede imo.

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Pretty sure his order said he’s not charging for his time. He’s charging for the magistrate’s time and any admin staff, but he said since he’s still an active judge he wouldn’t take compensation 

Oh, shit.  I had seen things indicating that he was senior inactive just prior to the appointment.

3 hours ago, Mudcat35 said:

I usually only read the football board, but I popped in here today.   Good Lord, this is absolutely glorious.

Wait. This is a football board?

2 minutes ago, brakeman said:

Wait. This is a football board?

Put…the bunny…down. 

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10 minutes ago, brakeman said:

Wait. This is a football board?

i would've gone with "there's a football board?" but yes, same basic joke.  just a sharper rewrite.

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I was too young to buy Billy Beer. I’d buy a sixer of Hunter Beer just because.

Pretty sure it would be a Hunter 8-Ball.

3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Pretty sure it would be a Hunter 8-Ball.

More likely a Hunter Biden  life-size replica dong from our friends at Doc Johnson.

8 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i would've gone with "there's a football board?" but yes, same basic joke.  just a sharper rewrite.

Yep, my rewrite was

"Surly has a football team."

3 minutes ago, brakeman said:

Yep, my rewrite was

"Surly has a football team."

Awright, who's the tight end?

3 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Awright, who's the tight end?

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3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

 

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She gets elected President.

4 minutes ago, Goredho said:

She gets elected President.

Of Litchfield Correctional Institution?

I really, really need to read that this miserable cunt got stripped searched and had to do the duck walk. 

i want to see cctv of her trying to board a flight to argentina wearing a fake mustache and a wig.

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4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Like fucking clockwork:

 

 

Damn, that dude fucks.

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fucks sake, guiz…y’all read Dearie’s orders today: he brought the retired magistrate in to bill the fuck outta Trump outta sheer spite.  
 

pretty obvious Dearie hates the fuck outta Trump and his lawyers.   dude doesn’t tolerate shenanigans nor shitheads.  

 

 

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Seriously, Joe, name him Adviser to the President, give him an office in the White Hiuse with a staff.

Hunter already has as big a staff as any man needs.

 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


I love how the GQP is screaming about charging Hunter with a crime.

Yeah…I’m gonna indict him on 57 counts….of the crime of being AWESOME.

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5 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

ETA: @BillChristeson is the guy with the sign, apparently he does this a lot, if you want to follow him on Twitter

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5 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Partying with @ChiTownDoc?

Hunter is welcome anytime.  He definitely knows how to throw down and would fit in quite nicely.  
Off to vegas tomorrow so I’ll have to post some pics to secret squirrel or whatever that forum is.  I’ll try to figure it out hammered.  

9 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

Apparently he was holding in the crazy when he visited here and let it out over there.

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I'm getting the sense that Hunter Biden is kind of like John McAffee without the scat and whale sex.

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13 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I'm getting the sense that Hunter Biden is kind of like John McAffee without the scat and whale sex.

I think McAffee was better with laptops. 

16 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

Well, from his interview, we know that he certainly isn't going hungry. 

You know who also stress eats?

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15 hours ago, Js1 said:

I can see the liberals and Roberts ruling against him and making Kav following Roberts. The Trump appointees have no reason to be scared of Trump.  He can’t fire them if he’s re-elected. What, will the GOP get so mad they’ll impeach him? 😂 No please, don’t do that!

They owe Trump nothing - he picked them off a list that Mitch has had in his pocket for years.  Mitch would not mind if someone else helped get the Trump headache off his plate and he can call in a favor to Kav. 

Before we go sucking off Mitch. I still reserve the right to say "Fuck you Mitch".

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

I'm getting the sense that Hunter Biden is kind of like John McAffee without the scat and whale sex.

And the dead neighbor.

2 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

ETA: @BillChristeson is the guy with the sign, apparently he does this a lot, if you want to follow him on Twitter

Just needs Mr. Fuckherrightinthepussy!

Could it be any more obvious that this is some sort of low-rent modeling gig for Halligan?

7 hours ago, Goredho said:

She gets elected President.

She gets pardoned by President Trump.

Dear Former President Trump:

If you can declassify something by thinking it, please do us all a great favor and use said superpower to think yourself back to 2015 and step in front of a 5th Avenue bus.

Sincerely,

Humanity

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