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33 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm actually pretty surprised they dropped her. What, being a grandma at 38 and married to a husband who is a sex offender wasn't enough to think "Maybe she's not a good fit." But some over the pants stuff and vaping? Well ok. 

But don't worry everyone, the youth is still in good hands with this slate of good-fearing Christians and absolutely not amoral sociopathic fascsits:

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12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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No idea who this guy is, but I can guarantee that he's suspect.  

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He's one of those "EVERYTHING IS CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING!" guys.

Which means there is a near 100% chance that he has molested a kid, per the rules of "all accusations from these nutbars are confessions."

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2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

It's because she has the audacity to date a democrat! Can't have no race...err... politics mixin! 

 

Not any longer.  Because by God, when she found that out, she was finished.

(Also, gotta love a woman who will do that stuff in public on a first date).

https://www.tmz.com/2023/09/18/rep-lauren-boebert-no-more-dates-after-theater-hookup/

 

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Rep. Lauren Boebert says it's dunzo between her and the theater groping guy -- saying the one-time private moment came and went ... and it sounds like his politics might be at play.

The Colorado congresswoman touched down in D.C. Monday to get back to work -- and she chatted it up with a photog at the airport who asked all about her busy past few days outside of Capitol Hill. Of course, we're referring to her wild night out in Denver last week.

Check out what she has to say about it ... she's got some interesting soundbites here.

 

 

 

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For starters, Boebert again takes accountability ... saying she regrets how everything played out, especially in public. She somewhat defends her fooling around as a little bit of "me time," and she was just cutting loose and enjoying herself on a romantic date.

Speaking of that date -- bar owner Quinn Gallagher -- it sounds like he might be out of luck for a second meetup ... at least based on what she says here. The reason she's cutting him loose ... he's a freaking Dem! Apparently, she didn't know that before going out with him. Nonetheless, she says he's a great guy.

 

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What we can glean from her remarks ... this seems to have been a first date. If true, that's certainly fascinating -- especially considering how handsy they were with each other. Here's hoping he enjoyed it, 'cause RLB probably ain't calling him again ... nice as he was.

Anyhoo ... Boebert is ready to put it behind her and get back to the people's business. Mama had her fun and got caught. You live and you learn ... and sometimes, you hook up!

 

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14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Lol she’s so slutty that she’s initiating hand stuff in the first hour of their first date.  Damn near forcing herself onto him really. 

You can take the escort out to the theater, but you can't take the escort out of the girl.  Hell she's a 30something grandma for a reason.

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Lol she’s so slutty that she’s initiating hand stuff in the first hour of their first date.  Damn near forcing herself onto him really. 

She was on the clock.....had to finish fast to meet Ted's quota for her for the night....

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Her ex is defending her on Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/jayson.boebert/posts/pfbid0GjtfupgBNQxfr61wK6rHYP9XbtF8hffUZmqKQX9NyU4wMWN6ApCqXP2LcUaBEs5Tl

 

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To the people of Colorado’s 3rd District and across the nation,
I am writing to address the deep concerns circulating. Watching the attacks against Lauren, I feel the people should know the truth of our broken marriage and burden she has carried for too long.


I want to start out by acknowledging that Lauren has always been an exceptional wife, mother and now grandmother.  She has provided me with love, support, and honored me through every misstep. Her strengths were always used to cover my weaknesses. Throughout our 20 years together, she has been my rock, my confidant, and my best friend. Her unwavering commitment to our family has been truly admirable, and I am devastated by the pain I have caused her.
I take full responsibility for my actions, and I deeply regret the choices I made that led to the breakdown of our marriage. I was unfaithful to Lauren in so many ways. I should have always brought my best just as she did. My actions were selfish and thoughtless, and I failed to consider the consequences they would ultimately have on the person I hold dearest in my heart.


This has been a devastating divorce that I hold all responsibility for. It upsets me that everyone believes she left me over fame or a new lifestyle. That is far from the truth. Then again, most of what’s said about our family is untrue. Another battle we have faced together for too long. Much of this is on me because the problem starts at the root. I am the root.


The hurt I caused Lauren was not only significant but also something she carried within her, burying it deep inside, while continuing to love people and our country fearlessly with a smile each day.  


Since our separation, I have embarked on a journey of self-reflection and personal growth. I have come to understand the importance of honesty and loyalty, and. I am committed to becoming a better man, one who can fully appreciate and reciprocate the love and kindness that has been demonstrated to me.


Lauren, if you are reading this, please know that I am dedicated to doing everything in my power to rebuild the trust that has been shattered. I stand behind you. You are the hardest working person I know, selfless and overflowing with love. I hate the attacks that are coming your way. In part, this is my fault and you don’t deserve this.
I am asking for you all to show grace and mercy towards Lauren in this troubling season. She deserves a chance to earn your forgiveness and regain trust. I have broke her down in so many ways, but she will come out stronger as she always does, and so will I.

 

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2 hours ago, Burt said:

Apparently her ex is just as brain dead as everyone who still supports a wacko like her.  Hey man, if it looks, walks and quacks like a duck, guess the fk WHAT?

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13 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm actually pretty surprised they dropped her. What, being a grandma at 38 and married to a husband who is a sex offender wasn't enough to think "Maybe she's not a good fit." But some over the pants stuff and vaping? Well ok. 

But don't worry everyone, the youth is still in good hands with this slate of good-fearing Christians and absolutely not amoral sociopathic fascsits:

May be an image of 10 people and text that says 'TEXAS YOUTH SUMMIT CONFIRMED SPEAKERS: DONALD TRUMP JR. CHARLIE KIRK CONGRESSMAN CONGRESSMAN CONGRESSMAN CONGRE WESLEY HUNT BYRON DONALDS TROY NEHLS CONGRESSMA CONGR CORY MILLS KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE RILEY GAINES CHRISTIAN COLLINS YEONMI PARK ABBY JOHNSON CONGRESSWOMAN CONGRE SSWOMAN MAY RA FLORES CHAD ROBICHAUX JACO BOOYENS SAVANAH HERNANDEZ MICHAEL SEIFERT LILY KaTE STATE SENATOR BRANDON CREIGHTON STEVE TOTH JESSICA HART STEINMANN ALEXANDRA MEALER KENNY WEBSTER CHARLES BLAIN'

I was curious about a few of the unknown (to me) speakers. Basically the general theme is that these are people who make up stories and will do anything for a dollar. Take Yeonmi Park. She’s a North Korean defector in that she escaped with her mom when she was a teenager. Compelling background. But all of her stories about NK are disputed even by her own mother. In fact, her mother talks about how they were NK upper class until the father was arrested for corruption.

anyway, she is a friend of these types of events because she compares the Left to the NK regime.

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Man, I’m becoming really conflicted here.  On the one hand, she is a horrific MAGAtician of loose morals who would bring down the country in about a minute.  On the other hand, she’s a wanton vixen of loose morals who would pull you into a janitors closet for an impromptu BJ.

 

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16 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Man, I’m becoming really conflicted here.  On the one hand, she is a horrific MAGAtician of loose morals who would bring down the country in about a minute.  On the other hand, she’s a wanton vixen of loose morals who would pull you into a janitors closet for an impromptu BJ.

 

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It adds up to a hatefuck of epic proportions. 

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32 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Man, I’m becoming really conflicted here.  On the one hand, she is a horrific MAGAtician of loose morals who would bring down the country in about a minute.  On the other hand, she’s a wanton vixen of loose morals who would pull you into a janitors closet for an impromptu BJ.

 

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All fun and games until she breaks into your house and boils your pet rabbit....

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9 minutes ago, speed817 said:

All fun and games until she breaks into your house and boils your pet rabbit....

Don't be such a misogynist.  Not all women are crazy.  It's Lauren Boebert.  She'd shoot the rabbit in the head with a Desert Eagle 50AE and feed it to you.  

Also, I like in her interview, she says, "I learned to check party affiliations before go out on a date."  They were smoking weed together, she was giving him a handjob, and sticking his hands all over her tits, and still found a way to blame all that behavior on the Democrats.  She's actually more creative than we give her credit for sometimes.  Also, how do people think large theaters monitor for suspicious behavior?  When was the last time you saw ushers rolling up and down the aisle with mag-lites?  Many years, right?  They watch with cameras now and what I wouldn't give to hear the commentary of the security dudes in that control room.  

"Dude, we gotta call this in."

Wait, hang on.  Her tits are about to fall outta that dress. 

"We have to get house security down there.  Wait hang on, is he doing what I think he's doing with her dress?"

We've got.........bush

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1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

Don't be such a misogynist.  Not all women are crazy.  It's Lauren Boebert.  She'd shoot the rabbit in the head with a Desert Eagle 50AE and feed it to you.  

Also, I like in her interview, she says, "I learned to check party affiliations before go out on a date."  They were smoking weed together, she was giving him a handjob, and sticking his hands all over her tits, and still found a way to blame all that behavior on the Democrats.  She's actually more creative than we give her credit for sometimes.  Also, how do people think large theaters monitor for suspicious behavior?  When was the last time you saw ushers rolling up and down the aisle with mag-lites?  Many years, right?  They watch with cameras now and what I wouldn't give to hear the commentary of the security dudes in that control room.  

"Dude, we gotta call this in."

Wait, hang on.  Her tits are about to fall outta that dress. 

"We have to get house security down there.  Wait hang on, is he doing what I think he's doing with her dress?"

We've got.........bush

Nobody is monitoring those cameras in real time. The lady behind her -- or her husband -- complained to the ushers, who then came down and probably talked to Boobert first as a warning and then booted her out when she wouldn't comply.

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2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

why? That is a dress you wear post-divorce when you're ready to get fucked up and absolutely railed by a rando, probably with a little butt stuff mixed in.

Pretty sure the first early reports said they'd been going out for a little bit. I tend to believe those reports over her (repeated) attempts to frame this a certain way. She adjusts her story daily.

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35 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Don't be such a misogynist.  Not all women are crazy.  It's Lauren Boebert.  She'd shoot the rabbit in the head with a Desert Eagle 50AE and feed it to you.  

Also, I like in her interview, she says, "I learned to check party affiliations before go out on a date."  They were smoking weed together, she was giving him a handjob, and sticking his hands all over her tits, and still found a way to blame all that behavior on the Democrats.  She's actually more creative than we give her credit for sometimes.  Also, how do people think large theaters monitor for suspicious behavior?  When was the last time you saw ushers rolling up and down the aisle with mag-lites?  Many years, right?  They watch with cameras now and what I wouldn't give to hear the commentary of the security dudes in that control room.  

"Dude, we gotta call this in."

Wait, hang on.  Her tits are about to fall outta that dress. 

"We have to get house security down there.  Wait hang on, is he doing what I think he's doing with her dress?"

We've got.........bush

I like to think it was a more Vacation like exchange.

 

I think he's going to pork her.

He's not going to pork her Russ.

Ok he might pork her, let's get someone down there.

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2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Nobody is monitoring those cameras in real time. The lady behind her -- or her husband -- complained to the ushers, who then came down and probably talked to Boobert first as a warning and then booted her out when she wouldn't comply.

Yeah, I read somewhere they turned the cameras on after the first intermission due to the complaints.  

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