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I've started flying SWA more because of the lack of baggage charges when skiing. If you are booked on a Wanna Get Away fare, how do you get earlier priority seating?

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9 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I've started flying SWA more because of the lack of baggage charges when skiing. If you are booked on a Wanna Get Away fare, how do you get earlier priority seating?

Buy a yippy little dog, buy it one of those “EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL” vests, and abandon any shred of dignity you have left. 

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45 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Buy a yippy little dog, buy it one of those “EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL” vests, and abandon any shred of dignity you have left. 

Instead of the Emotional Support Animal vest, I might as well get it one of these:

 

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1 hour ago, Bevo said:

I've started flying SWA more because of the lack of baggage charges when skiing. If you are booked on a Wanna Get Away fare, how do you get earlier priority seating?

bring some old crutches, fake a limp

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9 hours ago, Blotto said:

I haven't flown Southwest in awhile, but cant you still just pay something ($25?) for early seating? Early bird or some shit

They are hurting financially, missing earnings. Which leads to this...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/ouch-southwest-airlines-just-raised-early-boarding-fees-heres-how-much-more-youll-pay/ar-BB1nHbq0

Southwest Airlines' EarlyBird Check-In still starts at $15, but can now cost up to $99 one way, depending on the flight. EarlyBird Check-in promises a higher boarding position than regular check-in.

Previously, EarlyBird Check-In cost a maximum of $25 one way.

Southwest Upgraded Boarding, which guarantees a boarding position between A1 and A15 for flights departing within 24 hours, starts at $30 and will now cost as much as $149 per segment per customer.

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On 5/30/2024 at 10:19 AM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Lounges are a step above sitting out in the fray, and getting mediocre food for free instead of paying for it. I find that the demand is so high for entrance that there is usually only 1 or 2 free seats when I enter. One leaves, one enters process.

Given the current lounge experience, I'm surprised we don't see more ultra-lounges (or whatever they would be called) that require 1st class tickets or platinum status.

 

Centurion Lounge>Admirals Club.

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On 6/10/2024 at 8:21 PM, Bevo said:

I've started flying SWA more because of the lack of baggage charges when skiing. If you are booked on a Wanna Get Away fare, how do you get earlier priority seating?

I havent flown SWA in 10+ years, but I would buy the ticket and get the PDF you print out for boarding.  On my Grandmother's grave, I would open it in Photoshop, and change my boarding to A6 or similar.  Never got questioned.  

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2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I miss the old SWA blue plastic strips with numbers on them that we'd hold up high while walking towards the gate. Like cattle with ear tags, except we used our opposable thumbs.

You got to use your thumbs? They always stapled my boarding pass to my chest.

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On 7/5/2024 at 1:20 PM, RDCanecutter said:

even though I bench 50 pounds.

I hear aggy is looking for some help on their offensive line.

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On 7/5/2024 at 8:39 AM, elfenix said:

 

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McCarthy allegedly told police during questioning that he enjoys drinking "Jack and Cokes" and had multiple before boarding his flight in Portland, Ore., and then several more during his layover in Chicago, the complaint states. 

its a hobby, really

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McCarthy also claimed that when he returned to his seat after using the bathroom during the flight to New Hampshire, he was “flicking the bean” due to a “medical urination problem,” according to the complaint.

Didn't know dudes could flick their own bean.

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google his name + Oregon and this is the first linkedin result and the age seems to be about right. I gotta believe things just got a little rougher on the ole job hunt, although the interests section did not mention "Jack and Cokes" so perhaps this is a different Neil McCarthy from Oregon. He's fucked regardless. 

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3 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

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google his name + Oregon and this is the first linkedin result and the age seems to be about right. I gotta believe things just got a little rougher on the ole job hunt, although the interests section did not mention "Jack and Cokes" so perhaps this is a different Neil McCarthy from Oregon. He's fucked regardless. 

Well don’t I feel like the fool. I went around drinking very tasty wine in McMinnville not even knowing Jack and Coke was the local favorite. 

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3 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

its a hobby, really

Didn't know dudes could flick their own bean.

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google his name + Oregon and this is the first linkedin result and the age seems to be about right. I gotta believe things just got a little rougher on the ole job hunt, although the interests section did not mention "Jack and Cokes" so perhaps this is a different Neil McCarthy from Oregon. He's fucked regardless. 

That's a dude?

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Pretty uneventful trip to and from Dallas this weekend, everyone was well behave boarding and unboarding the planes. Was really shocked how tame Love was yesterday afternoon.

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a little off-topic;

I had a business meet yesterday afternoon near LAX.   I decided to say fuck traffic, and had a nice dinner and drinks, and got a hotel.  I drove back after traffic this morning.

The hotel I got was a crew hotel for several airlines.   Asian/Pacific women usually don't push my buttons, but holy hell...those Philippine Air gals. 

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13 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

a little off-topic;

I had a business meet yesterday afternoon near LAX.   I decided to say fuck traffic, and had a nice dinner and drinks, and got a hotel.  I drove back after traffic this morning.

The hotel I got was a crew hotel for several airlines.   Asian/Pacific women usually don't push my buttons, but holy hell...those Philippine Air gals. 

Please reload pics.  TY.

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2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Did you board the wrong airplane and interrupt Brad sticking it up Jennifer's ass?

 

How do we know it was butt sex and not just doggie style?

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43 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

When Pitt turned around and yelled at him his dick was brown

 

Maybe, but that's not what I'd be looking at.

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6 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

When Pitt turned around and yelled at him his dick was brown

Maybe he was dipping on the plane and accidentally spilled his dip cup on his dick?

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