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12 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Jimbo's wins the last 3 regular seasons-

Texas State 3-9
Lamar 4-8
Arkansas 2-10
Ole Miss 4-8
Miss State 6-7
UTSA 4-8
South Carolina 4-8
Vanderbilt 0-9
Florida 8-4
Miss State 4-7
Arkansas 3-7
South Carolina 3-7
LSU 5-5
Auburn 6-5
Tennessee 3-7
Kent State 2-3
Colorado 1-4

New Mexico 2-3

Combined 64-119-.350 PCT

Holy shit. I knew it was bad but damn.

22 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Yep. Classic aggy behavior. 

Few people realize the number of death threats I have received from various aggys over the years for simply telling the truth about the history and “traditions” of Texas A&M. 

Back when I wrote the true story of their “12th Man” they not only made death threats against me, they started stalking some teacher in Frisco who they insisted was my ex-wife (I’ve never been divorced) and they were even staking out an elementary school, trying to identify children they were convinced were mine (they weren’t my children).

All of that was facilitated (encouraged) by those “fine individuals” who own and operate Texags. 

aggy culture is a sick and horrific culture. There is nothing about aggy culture any mentally balanced Texan or American could ever be proud of. 

Here's a typical aggy "I am hunting you down to kill you this weekend" message they regularly send to me, and a typical Texags "killing people you disagree with is the only solution."

And we're supposed to be proud of Texas A&M?

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42 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Jimbo's wins the last 3 regular seasons-

Texas State 3-9
Lamar 4-8
Arkansas 2-10
Ole Miss 4-8
Miss State 6-7
UTSA 4-8
South Carolina 4-8
Vanderbilt 0-9
Florida 8-4
Miss State 4-7
Arkansas 3-7
South Carolina 3-7
LSU 5-5
Auburn 6-5
Tennessee 3-7
Kent State 2-3
Colorado 1-4

New Mexico 2-3

Combined 64-119-.350 PCT

18 wins - 15 against teams with losing records. And the other three were 19-14. LMMFAO.

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OMFG, you can't make this shit up.

OK, Jackie.

 

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45 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

from the replies:

his twitter handle is @michaelyett

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Lol he looks super scary. Someone send him this thread if they have the twotter so we can get this big aggy dork on here to post.

16 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Lol he looks super scary. Someone send him this thread if they have the twotter so we can get this big aggy dork on here to post.

Nah, he looks like that poor bastard in the Goonies, the guy they kept locked up in the basement.

Headline:  Woman shot, bullet in her yett

4 hours ago, futureman said:

from the replies:

his twitter handle is @michaelyett

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Dude is the epidome of aggy

5 hours ago, futureman said:

from the replies:

his twitter handle is @michaelyett

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Nice picture of Michael servicing his husband while driving.

43 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

Nah, he looks like that poor bastard in the Goonies, the guy they kept locked up in the basement.

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5 hours ago, futureman said:

from the replies:

his twitter handle is @michaelyett

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5 hours ago, futureman said:

from the replies:

his twitter handle is @michaelyett

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You keep using that word "relationship." I do not think it means what you think it means.

Look, I hate Corby Davidson as much as the next guy, but I’m not dumb enough to threaten him on Twitter.

2 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Look, I hate Corby Davidson as much as the next guy, but I’m not dumb enough to threaten him on Twitter.

But you don’t understand. This is their year! Michael Yett is angry. 

8 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

aggy laying in egg in football, basketball is fucking terrible, and washed up schloss taking over baseball. Glorious. 

Apparently you don’t subscribe to Looch. All 3 are elite (he said this during the summer…..after their basketball season)

50 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

I just took a dive into his twitter account. That guy is a lunatic

Michael Yett reminds me of a Texags poster from the Fran era named Bud Light Kaminski. He often bragged about his physique and fitness, and many times offered to fight rival posters.

6 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

I just took a dive into his twitter account. That guy is a lunatic

Is he the kinda guy who knocks down a neighbor's fence picket and claims it as an aggy win?

But he’s right in the sense that whatever success they’ve had against us has been because of lying about themselves and negative recruiting against us. Their shitshow exposes them and negates their bullshit recruiting. 
 
Their “huge winning season!” last year was against tomato cans and they aren’t destined for a championship run this year. They’re the same old aggy. Their offense is a Stone Age offense and their defense was built to stop plodding offenses. [bold]The emporer has no clothes. [/bold]


That’s a little harsh. He has the entire Youth department and $9 million at his disposal.
2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

 

 


Daniel Figurelli sure ain't barking much these days. Lol.

 

 

Look at that thread. There's video of that Calzada kid crying leaving the field. They've broken him.

Next three weeks the aggy fans have or will turn on Jimbo and it will be glorious times. Jimbo will respond as we have seen him respond before... Might be the only bright spot of this season for FSU fans being able to watch it happen 

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These are gonna be worth some real money soon as rare collectors’ items

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1 hour ago, Jameslaw121 said:

I just took a dive into his twitter account. That guy is a lunatic

This reads like the actual type of lunatic that would show up to someone's house with a gun

Wonder if they will break out the Klan Robes over dumbo before the season is over?

7 minutes ago, mdleast said:

These are gonna be worth some real money soon as rare collectors’ items

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I think they are looking to make some real money just in a different way (holy shit—thanks to my brother for this link)

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3234519
 

I can’t say I blame them…

Next three weeks the aggy fans have or will turn on Jimbo and it will be glorious times. Jimbo will respond as we have seen him respond before... Might be the only bright spot of this season for FSU fans being able to watch it happen 
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If he flips the double birds to aggy fans coming off the field I may od on greatness..should probably watch the game in a hospital lobby.
9 hours ago, futureman said:

from the replies:

his twitter handle is @michaelyett

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Kingwood, huh? Yep, seems about right. 

Fuck that POS.

32 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I think they are looking to make some real money just in a different way (holy shit—thanks to my brother for this link)

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3234519
 

I can’t say I blame them…

I am not a gambler but if the line is really only 14.5 on aggie vs bama I will drop some serious $.   Anyone have a reputable online bookie recommendation?

2 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Look, I hate Corby Davidson as much as the next guy, but I’m not dumb enough to threaten him on Twitter.

Seriously, wtf. Pretty sure he could go to jail for even saying shit like that, social media or not. Seems like an ongoing pattern of cyberstalking, harassment, and physical threats.

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While we're discussing shit journalism, let's not forget Dave Campbell's Football had the following state of Texas rankings:.

1. Aggy

2. UTSA

3. SMU

4. TCU

5. Texas

My 9th grader this morning said, "At least #2 is correct".  Lol.

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aggy stupidity making national headlines...

 

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There was no actual urgency or significance to giving Fisher a new contract, other than the vague possibility that LSU might fire Ed Orgeron and come after him after the season. But with Fisher coming off a 9-1 year in 2020, Texas A&M wanted to flex in front of the mirror and take pictures for Instagram.

Misery Index notebook: LSU is just mediocre, and Jimbo Fisher's agent robbed Texas A&M (msn.com)

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The true stupidity of hiring Jimbo was his age.  College football is increasingly a young man's game and the smart program's know that.  Aggy hired a 55 year old guy.  

13 hours ago, Mr. Drummond said:

He would know about being a few inches short, that’s for sure 

Dude could have a 5 inch peen and still look like a tripod.

Tell me about aggie summed up in a quote I just heard at lunch coming from the table next to me. 

 "After last night, Alabama will be favored this week."

Ummm, my man. 

 

10 hours ago, futureman said:

from the replies:

his twitter handle is @michaelyett

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Isn't Yett what "yes" sounds like with a dick in his mouth?

The true stupidity of hiring Jimbo was his age.  College football is increasingly a young man's game and the smart program's know that.  Aggy hired a 55 year old guy.  
Yet the oldest coach makes all others his bitch more often than not, lol.

Not defending aggys stupid hire, just sayin.

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