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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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No one loves Cornell West more than Cornell West. He's infatuated with the sound of his voice. 

It could be argued in some circles that Colonel Angus loves Colonel Angus more that Cornel West loves Cornel West

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1 hour ago, Chopper said:

I know many people who should take Vlad up on this most generous offer. Don't know Alex but he should totally go be war fodder hero for Russia.

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To confirm: Alex Jones believes that immigrants should be able to enter a country without facing “bureaucratic nonsense” like language tests and history exams.

33 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Trumper hadn't heard about the MOH comments from Trump. His friend shows it to him. He's no longer a Trumper.

Man, the Mallrats guy looks old.

Wait, i am old.

4 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

To confirm: Alex Jones believes that immigrants should be able to enter a country without facing “bureaucratic nonsense” like language tests and history exams.

The only valid oppression is having to respect trans people. All other grounds for political asylum are bullshit

2 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Man, the Mallrats guy looks old.

Wait, i am old.

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The late night Weiner Circle stop after a drunken night out at the bars is an experience, to say the least. 

(phrasing!) 

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Your mom stopped at a wiener circle last night.

very low energy.  fox even cut away.

this is fucking rich!

 

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1 minute ago, Chopper said:

"I could be wrong. But I think this is the first time I ever seen a presidential candidate sign before."

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2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Finishing in London tomorrow gives her plenty of time to be in Chicago, and rested, for Thursday night. Don't know if she will, but can you imagine her and Beyonce on stage together?

Swifties + BeyHive will be an unstoppable force.

Morning Consult back to +4 Harris 

13 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

very low energy.  fox even cut away.

this is fucking rich!

 

Side note but do you think Rupar hates his life? He has to watch and report on everything Trump says

There is no fucking bottom.

 

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No, it's fine. The more he does this, the worse the results will be for him. 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

No, it's fine. The more he does this, the worse the results will be for him. 

Culminating in the hard R on September 10. 

17 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

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I need to scam whoever paid for this billboard. Who's up for some shenanigans?

 

They say that like its a bad thing

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The late night Weiner Circle stop after a drunken night out at the bars is an experience, to say the least. 

(phrasing!) 

i dare anyone not to laugh at this.

 

Damn he's the right choice at the right time in history.  

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

It’s a god damn speech on night 1. Who cares. Night 1 may as well be called “sending the geezers to the home”

The first female presidential candidate is speaking at the convention where the second female presidential candidate will be nominated. What are they thinking?!?!

Fuck off, haters. Don’t like it? Don’t watch.

Or better yet, pull that giant stick out of your ass and listen to what she has to say.

"I want to be clear: these types of attacks are exactly why I’m speaking out against the MAGA wing of my party and why I’m proudly voting for Kamala Harris.

@KamalaHQ
 @RpsAgainstTrump
 @AccountableGOP
 @RepsForHarris
 @Principles_1st
 
#RepublicansForHarris #CountryOverParty"

He's a Veteran and (perhaps former) GOP official who lives on the Main Line in Philly.

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Like I said. No bottom.

 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Culminating in the hard R on September 10. 

Rapper?

2 hours ago, safe sex said:

This is probably the last major public speech Hillary Clinton ever makes.

Inshallah!

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SHOT

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CHASER (today, 21 days later)

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Too stupid to know he got knocked the fuck out. 

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2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

She should walk out, enjoy the applause, lean into the microphone and say "The Republicans are weird.  Lock him up. Hillary out!" And walk away.

 

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I mean we’ve all known since forever that he’s a huge pussy, but JFC he’s such a pussy.
I know many people who should take Vlad up on this most generous offer. Don't know Alex but he should totally go be war fodder hero for Russia.
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The offer comes with a free gun and a train ticket to Kursk.

“In Travis County, one person has challenged the registrations of 12,000 people. In Brazos, a group of activists has challenged more than 1,000. Collin, Hays, and Tarrant counties each have seen challenges to the eligibility of more than 10,000 voters.”

Texas election officials are dealing with a flood of challenges to voter registrations Conservative groups and individual activists have targeted tens of thousands of Texans over their eligibility. But state and federal protections are in place.

3 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Is "Traditional Russia" just samovars and babushkas or does it include hot Russian chicks?

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6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

“In Travis County, one person has challenged the registrations of 12,000 people. In Brazos, a group of activists has challenged more than 1,000. Collin, Hays, and Tarrant counties each have seen challenges to the eligibility of more than 10,000 voters.”

Texas election officials are dealing with a flood of challenges to voter registrations Conservative groups and individual activists have targeted tens of thousands of Texans over their eligibility. But state and federal protections are in place.

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At this point in the election cycle, voters aren’t at risk of being dropped from the rolls because of a challenge. Under federal law, election officials can’t cancel a voter’s registration in the period 90 days ahead of Election Day, except for voters who voluntarily cancel their registration or who are convicted of a felony.

Still, election officials are required to process the voter eligibility challenges they receive, and act on valid ones. Election administrators in Collin, Travis, Hays, Brazos, Tarrant, and Denton counties and others have been sifting through large volumes of these, which they began receiving in June, targeting thousands of voters.

The large-scale challenge effort is being led by Houston-based right-wing group True the Vote, which has been working for years to purge the rolls of voters it perceives as ineligible ahead of the November presidential election. It’s part of a wave of challenges aimed at voters in several states, including such battlegrounds as Arizona, Georgia and Pennsylvania.

The group is using an online tool called IV3 that matches voter data with change-of-address records from the U.S. Postal Service. Activists relying on that tool have been delivering stacks of challenges to election offices, or emailing election administrators with spreadsheets listing voters’ names. True the Vote founder Catherine Engelbrecht did not respond to Votebeat’s request for comment.

6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

“In Travis County, one person has challenged the registrations of 12,000 people. In Brazos, a group of activists has challenged more than 1,000. Collin, Hays, and Tarrant counties each have seen challenges to the eligibility of more than 10,000 voters.”

Texas election officials are dealing with a flood of challenges to voter registrations Conservative groups and individual activists have targeted tens of thousands of Texans over their eligibility. But state and federal protections are in place.

Do these people have access to partisan lists so they are only challenging people that are opposite them?  Going by ethnic surnames?  Other?

11 minutes ago, Tuco said:


The offer comes with a free gun and a train ticket to Kursk.

I never thought I'd say this, but Alex Jones is right. All conservative Americans should move to Russia where they don't have to put up with gross woke communists.

23 minutes ago, Chopper said:

SHOT

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CHASER (today, 21 days later)

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Too stupid to know he got knocked the fuck out. 

 

31 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Like I said. No bottom.

Seems like just the other day when someone predicted JD would botch an order at Runza. Oh yeah, that did happen.

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6 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Is "Traditional Russia" just samovars and babushkas or does it include hot Russian chicks?

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4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Do these people have access to partisan lists so they are only challenging people that are opposite them?  Going by ethnic surnames?  Other?

It's like any other data on humans. The main objection is that the address on the voter registration and state-issued ID don't match. They are scraping the available data and overlay that onto the research done to get the lines for the last redistricting and walla there ya go.

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