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4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

a cognitive test faceoff between trump and aoc/crockett?

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Shit an any test, except maybe grifting.  I'm not even sure teh Donald really even understands his grifting.

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50 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

a cognitive test faceoff between trump and aoc/crockett?

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I mean, we've seen a version of this already.  Harris humiliated him in a debate, and an hour later MAGA was declaring him the winner.

A day later, they figured out what really happened... Kamala wore a golden, wireless ear-piece so that she could be told what to say.

It would be fun for us to see him get obliterated by those two, but Fox would be out in front saying that the exam questions were all DEI and about trans collared green recipe ingredients and bad bunny lyrics.

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3 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

I mean, we've seen a version of this already.  Harris humiliated him in a debate, and an hour later MAGA was declaring him the winner.

A day later, they figured out what really happened... Kamala wore a golden, wireless ear-piece so that she could be told what to say.

It would be fun for us to see him get obliterated by those two, but Fox would be out in front saying that the exam questions were all DEI and about trans collared green recipe ingredients and bad bunny lyrics.

link to greens recipe pls?

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Forget the cognitive test.  I want to see a golf competition between trump and all the former presidents and settle things once and for all.

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1 minute ago, speed817 said:

Forget the cognitive test.  I want to see a golf competition between trump and all the former presidents and settle things once and for all.

I would add basketball. Obama would punk his ass. Shit, he could bring in a wringer. Something like this but on the court. 

 

 

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5 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Doughy-ass motherfuckers LARPing as if it's the wild west. You're at a goddamned pumpkin patch. For children. In the safest country on the planet (for white people).

Just to expand a bit on this, one might point out that that this is the least safe country on the planet if you're concerned about mass shooters, and many mass shooters will not recognize white privilege nor will mass shooters necessarily avoid, in fact in many cases they will actively select, soft targets like a family- and child-friendly pumpkin patch.

Good luck stopping an AR-15, tough guy.

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4 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Just to expand a bit on this, one might point out that that this is the least safe country on the planet if you're concerned about mass shooters, and many mass shooters will not recognize white privilege nor will mass shooters necessarily avoid, in fact in many cases they will actively select, soft targets like a family- and child-friendly pumpkin patch.

Good luck stopping an AR-15, tough guy.

You sure about that?

Buffalo

Charlotte

El Paso 

I'm sure there are others...where white privilege was the root cause of the shooting.

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4 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

You sure about that?

Buffalo

Charlotte

El Paso 

I'm sure there are others...where white privilege was the root cause of the shooting.

It's a factor in motivating many of these mass shootings, but only sometimes does it work as a shield.

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5 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Rednecks gonna redneck is my general take. It’s not legal for a 3rd grader to open carry. Assuming there wasnt a cop or security there, you should have tried a citizens arrest. 

Derka at the pumpkin patch...

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It’s been five years and he is still bragging about being made to take a cognitive test where he had to correctly identify pictures of animals.

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42 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Forget the cognitive test.  I want to see a golf competition between trump and all the former presidents and settle things once and for all.

The White House announced Trump already shot the winning score of 58 for that upcoming competition.

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32 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

The White House announced Trump already shot the winning score of 58 for that upcoming competition.

I wonder what would happen in a golf match between Trump and Kim Jong Un.

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1 hour ago, speed817 said:

Forget the cognitive test.  I want to see a golf competition between trump and all the former presidents and settle things once and for all.

turns out, when there is somebody besides himself keeping score, he's not a very good golfer.

 

 

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Do high-IQ people repeat the same phrases over and over?

It also looks like the left side of his face isn't working. I wonder if he kept that side of his head away from the cameras. To me, it looked like he was speaking out of the right side. He looks thinner, too, and not in a healthy way.

I have no idea if his sudden demise would be good or bad or whatever for the country. The hate engine rolls along no matter who is steering.

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1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

I have no idea if his sudden demise would be good or bad or whatever for the country. The hate engine rolls along no matter who is steering.

The hate engine won't die, but it would be undoubtedly a good thing for the country if he keeled over today and left this mortal coil.

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15 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

turns out, when there is somebody besides himself keeping score, he's not a very good golfer.

 

 

I looked it up and probably posted it here several years ago. I think he played in that event twice and didn't finish much higher than 62nd (if that) the other time.

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22 hours ago, Okie State said:

Was about to post this. Now they're going after early voting? So we all get to stand in line for 12 hours on election day while ICE questions us?

All voting is wrong and he should just stay in power forever. 

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33 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The hate engine won't die, but it would be undoubtedly a good thing for the country if he keeled over today and left this mortal coil.

Undoubtedly?

Like I said, I don't know.

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27 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

RoboCop 2 US release date: June 22, 1990

Hunt for Red October: March 2, 1990

 

All y'all old.

That means I was around 10 when I watched robocop in a theater.  Looking back, that may not have been the healthiest of decisions. 

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Do high-IQ people repeat the same phrases over and over?

It also looks like the left side of his face isn't working. I wonder if he kept that side of his head away from the cameras. To me, it looked like he was speaking out of the right side. He looks thinner, too, and not in a healthy way.

I have no idea if his sudden demise would be good or bad or whatever for the country. The hate engine rolls along no matter who is steering.

its a personality cult.  It doesn't function without the personality.  

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32 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

RoboCop 2 US release date: June 22, 1990

Hunt for Red October: March 2, 1990

 

All y'all old.

For an apricot yes.  For a head of lettuce, even more so.  For a mountain I have not yet even even begun in years.  For a man, I am just right.    (figure that one out without google)  

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10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That means I was around 10 when I watched robocop in a theater.  Looking back, that may not have been the healthiest of decisions. 

I recall overhearing some dipshits parents talking about bringing their kids to Sleepers.  if this whole parenting thing is graded on a curve, I feel I did pretty well. 

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Undoubtedly?

Like I said, I don't know.

It would be a real blow to my sobriety streak, that's for sure.  Doubt much would change in the long run but since all of my internal organs would be fighting for survival for a few weeks the long run could take care of itself.

 

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4 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

I mean, we've seen a version of this already.  Harris humiliated him in a debate, and an hour later MAGA was declaring him the winner.

A day later, they figured out what really happened... Kamala wore a golden, wireless ear-piece so that she could be told what to say.

It would be fun for us to see him get obliterated by those two, but Fox would be out in front saying that the exam questions were all DEI and about trans collared green recipe ingredients and bad bunny lyrics.

The test has a rabbit with a dick. AOC and Crockett both say it's a rabbit. Trump just stares at the dick, eventually muttering "This is bullshit."

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Saw this about Trump and beef prices.  

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Rollins is one of the less plastic fantastic in his oeuvre, but she should shitcan her stylist.

She looks like a gangrene sausage.



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