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Maybe there's more to the 86 term but I always thought it was a service term to remove. Cheeseburger 86 the onions.

50 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I wonder how many times per day Kamala Harris says "I cannot believe I lost to this man". Her therapy schedule must be intense. 

Unfortunately, she never really had a chance.  Democrats botched the switch from Biden badly and way too late.

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

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Trump giving atrophied skin commentary is something else. 

A President being so concerned with pop stars is something else.

But the open threat of what happens to Bruce when he gets back to the country is sickening.  Wonder how long Mr. Springsteen is detained for questioning at the airport. Maybe it won't happen.  But sure reads like a threat.

Fat ass mocking the physical appearance of, checks notes, Bruce Springsteen made me laugh out loud.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I wonder how many times per day Kamala Harris says "I cannot believe I lost to this man". Her therapy schedule must be intense. 

Not a day goes by I don’t say to myself, are you fucking kidding me. 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Fat ass mocking the physical appearance of, checks notes, Bruce Springsteen made me laugh out loud.

it really is pretty incredible. I mean, he must think he looks like an adonis. every time I think we have seen the depth of his delusions he reveals a new level no one was even aware of. I can't wait for the news we're all waiting on. every day. until it happens.

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

This bill failed in committee voting with 5 radical r’s voting no

....because it isn't draconian ENOUGH.  It doesn't END Medicaid.  It doesn't budget $50 trillion to ICE.  It doesn't cut taxes for the wealthy ENOUGH.

The modern GQP is the perfect blend of "the opposite of fiscal conservatism, but also over-the-top cruel and destructive to humanity."

39 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

A President being so concerned with pop stars is something else.

For some reason that's what we wanted, and certainly what we deserved.

I know I should be desensitized to it by now, but it's still just bizarre to see a POTUS getting into childish name-calling fights in front of the entire world.  Grow the fuck up, man.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Trump sure seemed to enjoy Springsteen's music enough to use "Born in the USA" on the campaign trail.  That is, until the Boss sent a cease and desist letter.

We need not get into the hilarity of Trump's mush brain thinking that it's a patriotic song.

I always get a kick out of dotard blasting any celeb, public figure, author, etc. as having "no talent."

What has he ever done artistically that would lead one to believe he has any creative capability at all? In his world, Lee Greenwood, Scott Baio, and Kid Rock have had a more lasting impact on music & film than Bruce, Taylor and De Niro.

1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I always get a kick out of dotard blasting any celeb, public figure, author, etc. as having "no talent."

What has he ever done artistically that would lead one to believe he has any creative capability at all? In his world, Lee Greenwood, Scott Baio, and Kid Rock have had a more lasting impact on music & film than Bruce, Taylor and De Niro.

The pee tapes are very artistic.

Well, that's certainly a take.  A bad take, but a take nonetheless.




But the open threat of what happens to Bruce when he gets back to the country is sickening.  Wonder how long Mr. Springsteen is detained for questioning at the airport. Maybe it won't happen.  But sure reads like a threat.


That's what bully wannabe dictators do: threaten any dissenting voices.

I guarantee you that Bruce's security detail at his Colt's Neck farm is already working overtime to make sure the property is further protected from any MAGATS that have a fever dream of what could be.
4 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:


 

 


That's what bully wannabe dictators do: threaten any dissenting voices.

I guarantee you that Bruce's security detail at his Colt's Neck farm is already working overtime to make sure the property is further protected from any MAGATS that have a fever dream of what could be.

 

That has already happened since the Larry David incident. 

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On 5/15/2025 at 6:38 AM, Pancho said:

He wants us to be Pyongyang so bad 

 

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1 minute ago, fuggled said:

 

Moody’s about to go through some things. 

3 minutes ago, fuggled said:

 

iirc the other time this happened was when this orange cumstain was in office the first time.

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4 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

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Seems like he’s revved up like a douche

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Trump sure seemed to enjoy Springsteen's music enough to use "Born in the USA" on the campaign trail.  That is, until the Boss sent a cease and desist letter.

We need not get into the hilarity of Trump's mush brain thinking that it's a patriotic song.

The stupid cocksucker also played "Fortunate Son"

Something about the children aren't in charge any more . . . 

10 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

The stupid cocksucker also played "Fortunate Son"

I'm sure he'll play "Keep on Rockin' in the Free World" next time.

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

What has he ever done artistically that would lead one to believe he has any creative capability at all?


I invented the double handed jack off dance move. I INVENTED IT!!! What did you ever do?

6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

The Aristocrats!

This whole page is The Aristocrats. Good god. Just end it all. After we win a couple of national titles anyway. Then bring on the meteor. 

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Last page I meant. I’m sure this one will be just as bad though.

20 hours ago, Pancho said:

You can’t be serious—they are now thinking about opening up an investigation into Comey for his “8647” post on social media.

People are flooding these snowflakes with the 8646 shit they posted when Biden was President.

How dare you treat us the way we treat others?!

Keeping a dead woman "alive" for 6 months to give birth, just as Jesus instructed in the Bible.
https://www.npr.org/2025/05/16/nx-s1-5400266/georgia-brain-dead-fetus-abortion-ban-hospital

Who the fuck is going to take care of this newborn infant? The man? Lolz. When we had our third, my wife needed an extended hospital stay, but insurance released the newborn. The doctor made some shit up so the baby's stay would coincide with my wife's. He wasn't about to release a newborn to me, and we'd previously raised two.
7 hours ago, C-Man said:


Correct. Here’s how the math works for Trump.

Qatar gives US (him) a $400M plane for “free.” It will take a billion dollars to take it apart and put it back together again. This will not happen soon enough to ever serve as AF1. Trump knows this. It will go thru the process anyway, at taxpayer expense, and be given to Trump’s presidential library upon him leaving office. Therefore he will wind up an AF1-quality personal private jet that the taxpayer’s will have paid for upon him leaving office (if he leaves office). That math maths perfectly for the Head Grifter in Charge.

My dear fellow. Do you seriously think there’s a conception in his narcissistic brain that he’s ever going to leave office?

The president of our country is going on senile online rants against Taylor Swift and Bruce Springsteen, commenting specifically on their physical appearance while he is a fat old fuck with orange skin. How embarrassing that our country elected this asshole.

7 hours ago, hookem2010 said:

Keeping a dead woman "alive" for 6 months to give birth, just as Jesus instructed in the Bible.

https://www.npr.org/2025/05/16/nx-s1-5400266/georgia-brain-dead-fetus-abortion-ban-hospital

If the state is forcing this then they should be forced to cover all the medical bills along with the health care of the child should it survive, which apparently is far from guaranteed. 

6 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:

The president of our country is going on senile online rants against Taylor Swift and Bruce Springsteen, commenting specifically on their physical appearance while he is a fat old fuck with orange skin. How embarrassing that our country elected this asshole.

Don't forget the worst combover ever known to man.

12 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If the state is forcing this then they should be forced to cover all the medical bills along with the health care of the child should it survive, which apparently is far from guaranteed. 

I didn’t read the article. Is the state mandating this or is it the hospital lawyers?

I believe it is the hospital, apparently attempting to follow state law. It had already been 3 months, so if it was just a lawyer thing, I'd hope they'd have figured it out by now.

36 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:

The president of our country is going on senile online rants against Taylor Swift and Bruce Springsteen, commenting specifically on their physical appearance while he is a fat old fuck with orange skin. How embarrassing that our country elected this asshole.

Twice.  The rubes elected him twice. 

28 minutes ago, Pancho said:

So they are only doing this to get the story of off the credit rating being downgraded 

 

Ok?

5 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

iirc the other time this happened was when this orange cumstain was in office the first time.

Other time was back in 2011, pre-dotard.

40 minutes ago, Pancho said:

So they are only doing this to get the story of off the credit rating being downgraded 

 

Is Biden running for President or something?

11 hours ago, Pancho said:

Why is he posting this? His brain is apple sauce

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No. She’s still hot. 

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