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54 minutes ago, speed817 said:

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I like pie. Pie beats cake every time. Except tres leches cake. That’s pretty good, too.

Edited at the insistence of my wife to point out it is pumpkin flan season.

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You're a fucking lunatic, and apparently so is your wife.  We feed the hungry, full stop.  We don't adminster a purity test for them to qualify.  Take it OUT of the realm of religion:  "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free".  THAT'S America.  I'm not saying we don't fight, if you point a gun at me I'll pull my trigger, but that's a different thing entirely.
In short, you've been sniffing your own farts for so long on surly that you've gone completely around the bend.  Good luck with that.

Sorry, and certainly understand why what I suggest is awful and upsetting. This timeline is that dark and ghoulish.
Some awful pain now, or even more awful pain later, for a longer time. Those are the choices in front of us. We didn’t ask for them, we voted and worked against them. But this is where we ended up just the same.
Which is why I will forever hate, and never forgive, MAGA voters.
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13 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

I like pie. Pie beats cake every time. Except tres leches cake. That’s pretty good, too.

Edited at the insistence of my wife to point out it is pumpkin flan season.

Cake or death?

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16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

NO.  DO NOT DO THIS.  The American people learn only through this pain.  Relieving the pain creates the illusion that we are not being gravely harmed.  No.  This has to hurt.  A LOT.  And yes, there will be collateral pain -- people who opposed this will suffer (see my point above -- everyone is already suffering).  We need the fever to get hotter, not be controlled.  The GQP has injected our society with a deadly disease.  We need to not mask it with ibuprofen and shit.  No, it needs to hurt.  Then maybe -- MAYBE -- we'll actually go seek a cure for the disease.

Someone made a post on r/the woodlands asking for donations to a local food bank.  One reply sounded straight out the surl pages, to paraphrase:  "I applaud your efforts in trying to help those in need, but Montgomery County voted 75% for Trump.  You asked for this, time to touch the hot stove."

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Someone made a post on r/the woodlands asking for donations to a local food bank.  One reply sounded straight out the surl pages, to paraphrase:  "I applaud your efforts in trying to help those in need, but Montgomery County voted 75% for Trump.  You asked for this, time to touch the hot stove."

I almost posted something similar in my neighborhood page. My neighborhood is where Greg Abbott did his bullshit door knocking photo op. People in here flew massive Trump flags because a house on their street had the audacity to have a small Harris sign in their yard. They voted for this shit - let them have it. I’ll take care of my small circle.
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19 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

No, you don't understand, you need to let everyone starve.  surly told us.

The GOP is the home of family values in Christianity.   They have poisoned the brains of Americans with that crap for almost 40 years. Why do you question their authenticity?  Surely those wonderful people will take care of their own.

Not. My. Problem. 

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1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

The GOP is the home of family values in Christianity.   They have poisoned the brains of Americans with that crap for almost 40 years. Why do you question their authenticity?  Surely those wonderful people will take care of their own.

Not. My. Problem. 

Yeah, their "reasoned" smokescreen is that if everyone were Christian like them, no one would starve.

So, let these fine Christians take care of their own.  Render unto Caesar.  And Belial.

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8 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

The GOP is the home of family values in Christianity.   They have poisoned the brains of Americans with that crap for almost 40 years. Why do you question their authenticity?  Surely those wonderful people will take care of their own.

Not. My. Problem. 

Well, first of all the idea of helping one's fellow man is not even remotely some sort of exclusively "Christian" value.  Beyond that, the American evangelical movement has perverted Christian values beyond recognition, so no I don't give a flying fuck how bad they are.  I do give a flying fuck about people starving.  Call me a libtard.



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