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54 minutes ago, speed817 said:

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I like pie. Pie beats cake every time. Except tres leches cake. That’s pretty good, too.

Edited at the insistence of my wife to point out it is pumpkin flan season.

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You're a fucking lunatic, and apparently so is your wife.  We feed the hungry, full stop.  We don't adminster a purity test for them to qualify.  Take it OUT of the realm of religion:  "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free".  THAT'S America.  I'm not saying we don't fight, if you point a gun at me I'll pull my trigger, but that's a different thing entirely.
In short, you've been sniffing your own farts for so long on surly that you've gone completely around the bend.  Good luck with that.

Sorry, and certainly understand why what I suggest is awful and upsetting. This timeline is that dark and ghoulish.
Some awful pain now, or even more awful pain later, for a longer time. Those are the choices in front of us. We didn’t ask for them, we voted and worked against them. But this is where we ended up just the same.
Which is why I will forever hate, and never forgive, MAGA voters.
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13 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

I like pie. Pie beats cake every time. Except tres leches cake. That’s pretty good, too.

Edited at the insistence of my wife to point out it is pumpkin flan season.

Cake or death?

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16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

NO.  DO NOT DO THIS.  The American people learn only through this pain.  Relieving the pain creates the illusion that we are not being gravely harmed.  No.  This has to hurt.  A LOT.  And yes, there will be collateral pain -- people who opposed this will suffer (see my point above -- everyone is already suffering).  We need the fever to get hotter, not be controlled.  The GQP has injected our society with a deadly disease.  We need to not mask it with ibuprofen and shit.  No, it needs to hurt.  Then maybe -- MAYBE -- we'll actually go seek a cure for the disease.

Someone made a post on r/the woodlands asking for donations to a local food bank.  One reply sounded straight out the surl pages, to paraphrase:  "I applaud your efforts in trying to help those in need, but Montgomery County voted 75% for Trump.  You asked for this, time to touch the hot stove."

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Someone made a post on r/the woodlands asking for donations to a local food bank.  One reply sounded straight out the surl pages, to paraphrase:  "I applaud your efforts in trying to help those in need, but Montgomery County voted 75% for Trump.  You asked for this, time to touch the hot stove."

I almost posted something similar in my neighborhood page. My neighborhood is where Greg Abbott did his bullshit door knocking photo op. People in here flew massive Trump flags because a house on their street had the audacity to have a small Harris sign in their yard. They voted for this shit - let them have it. I’ll take care of my small circle.
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19 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

No, you don't understand, you need to let everyone starve.  surly told us.

The GOP is the home of family values in Christianity.   They have poisoned the brains of Americans with that crap for almost 40 years. Why do you question their authenticity?  Surely those wonderful people will take care of their own.

Not. My. Problem. 

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1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

The GOP is the home of family values in Christianity.   They have poisoned the brains of Americans with that crap for almost 40 years. Why do you question their authenticity?  Surely those wonderful people will take care of their own.

Not. My. Problem. 

Yeah, their "reasoned" smokescreen is that if everyone were Christian like them, no one would starve.

So, let these fine Christians take care of their own.  Render unto Caesar.  And Belial.

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8 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

The GOP is the home of family values in Christianity.   They have poisoned the brains of Americans with that crap for almost 40 years. Why do you question their authenticity?  Surely those wonderful people will take care of their own.

Not. My. Problem. 

Well, first of all the idea of helping one's fellow man is not even remotely some sort of exclusively "Christian" value.  Beyond that, the American evangelical movement has perverted Christian values beyond recognition, so no I don't give a flying fuck how bad they are.  I do give a flying fuck about people starving.  Call me a libtard.

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36 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, first of all the idea of helping one's fellow man is not even remotely some sort of exclusively "Christian" value.  Beyond that, the American evangelical movement has perverted Christian values beyond recognition, so no I don't give a flying fuck how bad they are.  I do give a flying fuck about people starving.  Call me a libtard.

We’re in a war for the soul of America, Jimmy.  we are in a war for the institutions of America who have almost failed, we are in a war to try to maintain the rule of law. We are in a war to try to stand for democracy and to protect people like Ukraine, which is been our country’s  positionfor so long that that is one of the main reasons why we are respected.  

Making sure that the people who voted and encouraged and whooped and hollered in favor of the upcoming depression suffer no pain is perhaps a more Christian or kind secular response.   And that kindness can lead to the further destruction of the country, the further eradication of the rule in law.   As it is, the White House is now Biff’s Pleasure Palace home of grift and hatred - and people fly flags in its honor. THAT IS WHAT WE ARE FIGHTING, NOT PEOPLE WHO CAN’T FIND ENOUGH FOOD BECAUSE OF THOSE ELECTION DECISIONS.

When you are in a war, things are different.  Sometimes you drop atomic bombs so that 1,000,000 American servicemen won’t die in a Japan homeland invasion.    Many of us  are saying that the country needs to suffer like Hiroshima, so like Japan, coming out of an authoritarian military controlled culture and government, a new democracy respecting rights and the rule of law can come out of the ashes.   I have been vocal about wanting a great depression, because MAGAs need to be on the same soup line with liberals before they all realize that we need unions and we all need healthcare and job security and retirement FOR EVERYONE. 

We knew that in the 1930s.  We realized all the money going to the oligarch’s was obscene and anti-American.  We apparently forgot that, so now blue-collar workers cheer for Elon and Trump and his billionaire buddies while they destroy the country, the economy and the lives of people.   Ending that mindset is more important than some people starving. If Jimmy could magically put food in everyone’s pantry, we would continue charging ahead on our MAGA path, undeterred by cruelty and harm.

Here is what I say.

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“They should’ve filled their bank accounts and pantries to overflowing before they decorated their porches with the corpse of my beloved American institutions..”

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also...you can be selective. like...i have firsthand knowledge of a literal soup kitchen in Anderson County where traffic has tripled in the last three months, real numbers.

Anderson County, which went 80% for Trump in 2024, versus Travis that only went 30%.

i mean it's kinda gross to think about it like that... but we are currently lead by King Gross and the Make America Gross Again party controls everything, so meh, welcome to Trump's America where everything is fucking gross 😜😝

or... you could donate to Travis County Humane Society and feed some creatures that didn't vote at all but who are also going to go hungry in increased numbers 🐕🐈 ❤️

 

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4 minutes ago, mchookem said:

Anderson County, which went 80% for Trump in 2024, versus Travis that only went 30%.

I want to be mad at Trump voters for something like this, but it's what happens when Democrats surrender the state.  

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I'm with jimmy. I understand intellectually the point that y'all are trying to make, but there's no reason in my mind why any child should ever go hungry in this country. No reason. No further qualification needed on that statement.

If hungry children is only way we can see to move forward, then we're just going to have to figure something else out. And if we can't then fuck it let's all just go down with the ship because at that point our society has well and truly failed.



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