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Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter remains at large]


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22 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Online anonymity is dying quickly. 

Can't debate in public or you could be attacked physically. 

Can't debate in private online either. 

 

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I love me some Constitution!

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The Onion is here with the real news on this event. 

https://theonion.com/witnesses-assumed-charlie-kirk-shooter-was-just-ordinary-gunman-on-school-campus/

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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
The Onion / by The Onion Staff / Sep 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM

OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University admitted Thursday they had assumed the shooter was just an ordinary gunman on campus. “When that first shot rang out, we all figured it was going to be a run-of-the-mill mass shooting” said UVU junior Michael Tompkins, who explained that when students spotted a man clad in black and carrying a rifle on a roof overlooking the crowd, they had no reason to suspect anything unusual. “It’s chilling that a person we thought was a normal, unhinged campus shooter was actually a political assassin. You see a deranged guy with a rifle on the quad every day. I suppose it was a little suspicious that he wasn’t shooting droves of students.” At press time, the FBI announced that the gunman had escaped by blending into the heavily armed crowd.
 

https://theonion.com/visit-from-jd-vance-last-thing-utah-needs-right-now/

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Visit From JD Vance Last Thing Utah Needs Right Now
The Onion / by The Onion Staff / Sep 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM

SALT LAKE CITY—Alarmed by numerous reports that the vice president was currently en route to the state, sources confirmed Thursday that a visit from JD Vance was the last thing Utah needed right now. “We’re already going through a lot, but to add JD Vance on top of everything else?” said one Utah resident, who pleaded for anyone with contacts in the vice president’s office to put a stop to his trip immediately. “Ugh, the last few days have been really hard. And suddenly we’ve got JD Vance coming to Utah. Now whose idea was that? It’s been utter chaos here, and now they just want to rub salt in the wound.” At press time, Arizona had reportedly volunteered to pretend to be Utah.
 

 

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I'm sorry. How do we know that's the person of interest? Are we to believe there were no other college kids walking to campus with a backpack and wearing black?

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

I'm sorry. How do we know that's the person of interest? Are we to believe there were no other college kids walking to campus with a backpack and wearing black?

Counterpoint: I trust TMZ's reporting more than the current version of the FBI.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Online anonymity is dying quickly. 

Can't debate in public or you could be attacked physically. 

Can't debate in private online either. 

 

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Lmao good luck loser

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22 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

He is walking like that because he is concealing the rifle

Where? He's bending both his legs more than a rifle barrel would permit, and there would be significant printing along the whole rigid body of the rifle that I just dont see.

I sweatergod this is gonna be like the Boston Marathon bombing, only led by the FBI instead of reddit

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

That’s the ol jump off the roof limp.

Video is from before the shooting though?

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1 minute ago, Captainant said:

Where? He's bending both his legs more than a rifle barrel would permit, and there would be significant printing along the whole rigid body of the rifle that I just dont see.

I sweatergod this is gonna be like the Boston Marathon bombing, only led by the FBI instead of reddit

Video is from before the shooting though?

Oh.

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Also, Crowder appears to be getting subpoenaed for whatever he released earlier. No idea what that means for the validity of what he posted earlier, but it's news 

 

 

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8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

So we got a guy walking to and from a large campus event

Well it's obviously THE guy. I mean it's unclear Ring camera footage that doesn't show the guy's face or clearly show his shirt. But let's yet again go with something because it was online...like the guy who was being arrested yesterday. 

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5 hours ago, Js1 said:

r/simpsonsshitposting - I mean, we can't be "policing" the entire campus...


That’s exactly how I am. There was a homeless guy stumbling around Anderson Lane in the heat. He was obviously about to go down. I was coming from Cabo Bobs and called 911. The operator asked me if he was black or white. I was like “he was wearing a white shirt”.

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2 hours ago, Zeus said:

Online anonymity is dying quickly. 

Can't debate in public or you could be attacked physically. 

Can't debate in private online either. 

 

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Surely this applies to all political violence and now just this singular incident, right?  RIGHT?!

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So much for freedom of speech, yeesh

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/sep/11/christopher-landau-charlie-kirk-foreigners

Action will be taken against foreigners in the United States who are considered to be “praising, rationalizing, or making light of” Charlie Kirk’s death, a top state department official has said.

The statement comes in a wider context of an aggressive crackdown on free speech and dissenting views in the US under the second Trump administration, especially when it comes to campus protests sparked by Israel’s war on Gaza.

In a post on X on Thursday morning, the deputy secretary of state, Christopher Landau, wrote that “foreigners who glorify violence and hatred are not welcome visitors to our country” and said he had directed consular officials to “undertake appropriate action” against those deemed to be “praising, rationalizing, or making light of” Kirk’s death on social media.

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26 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Surely this applies to all political violence and now just this singular incident, right?  RIGHT?!

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I’m sure it will expand that way, that was the point of my post. It’s never good for the government to limit speech. Unless it’s calling for violence (what is already illegal), it’s free speech or how they have it in Europe. You can get jailed for a post criticizing the government. 

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Some bumblefuck highway cop caught McVeigh within like 2 hours of the OKC bombing. The FBI has video of this guy, we’ve had the NSA monitoring everything we do now for like 20 years, and still can’t find him? Yes I know there was a lot of luck in catching McVeigh, just making a point that with everything we’ve implemented since 9/11 and the technology we now have, it’s just shocking he’s still at large.

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