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1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Big shock.

 

Stop the fucking presses. Trump lied. I seem to recall another president (who I believe was a Dem) getting impeached for that.

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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4 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

That damn Obama who stopped time travel so we can't get our stolen time back. 

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17 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Best people, etc

 

 

With her background I'm surprised that she is the person they designated to drive Donald's talking points home.

Dumb fuck leaking intel again and risking lives

 

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9 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

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Not that he ever had "it", but whatever he had, he's losing it.

14 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Well, technically, all of his deals are not with Russia, but with RUSSIANS! Take that, Libs #pwned!

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2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Trump is the guy at the poker table who folds to you after the turn, but then tells everybody he knows what you had and he knows he had you beat, so the only reason he folded was because he didn’t want you to get lucky on the river. 

Trump knows Comey is guilty of heinous crimes and could easily be sent to prison, but he won’t be charged and prosecuted out of the kindness of the AG’s heart. Otherwise, he’d for sure be doing hard time. 

And the head Federale said, he could had Comey any day, he just let him hang around...outta kindness I suppose.

Busy day posting Fox clips about Comey. Good thing there’s no impending natural disaster to deal with. 

He just lies like a child.  It's incredible.  Not an ounce of thought put into it.  It's just a bodily function for him.

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When all else fails, blame businesses for being poorly managed.  If anyone knows anything about mismanagement, it would be our President

 

 

 

Perfect president for the boomers. Watch TV all fucking day and post nonsense on social media.

 

Sadly this is best scenario with this fucktard, at least he's not actively doing harm.

 

 

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4 hours ago, Lagunamadre said:

Becky likes her buttery chardonnay. 

The chair is against the wall.

3 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

With her background I'm surprised that she is the person they designated to drive Donald's talking points home.

175+ days since the last press briefing.

More on the assistant's firing:

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Madeleine Westerhout, who left her White House job suddenly on Thursday as President Trump’s personal assistant, was fired after bragging to reporters that she had a better relationship with Trump than his own daughters, Ivanka and Tiffany Trump, and that the president did not like being in pictures with Tiffany because he perceived her as overweight.

Well, he ain't wrong. Hypocritical (Hippo-critical?), but not wrong.

 

SIAP

 

2 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

And the head Federale said, he could had Comey any day, he just let him hang around...outta kindness I suppose.

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

He just lies like a child.  It's incredible.  Not an ounce of thought put into it.  It's just a bodily function for him.

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apropos of nothing, Eddie Izzard is funny as shit and i wish he had current standup. maybe he does, i need to go look. 

topic: Trump is the worst president in the history of the United States and he will be judged as such by history without question. 

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

apropos of nothing, Eddie Izzard is funny as shit and i wish he had current standup. maybe he does, i need to go look. 

topic: Trump is the worst president in the history of the United States and he will be judged as such by history without question. 

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3 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

And the head Federale said, he could had Comey any day, he just let him hang around...outta kindness I suppose.

Well done. 

2 hours ago, NWBuck said:

 

Way to go, Cavuto.  Unfortunately, Fuckstick more than likely changed the channel to a Hello Larry marathon and didn't watch all of it. 

50 minutes ago, Nope said:

 

SIAP

 

SMH.  Is Varney even allowed here legally?  Should his papers be checked?  Accent is suspicious. 

Lol, jerk off is still going with the "we are getting billions from China with the tariffs" line.  Also claiming that 13% of American companies are leaving China "soon".  You can see the hamster spinning on the wheel in his brain.

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Damn I wish dotard would insist on visiting Mar a Lago this weekend.

He's probably hoping it will be leveled and then he can get the government to pay for making it twice the size it is now. With more gold. 

10 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

He's probably hoping it will be leveled and then he can get the government to pay for making it twice the size it is now. With more gold. 

Also getting rid of that pesky bed bug problem too.

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

That doesn’t seem like something Trump would fire her over.

sure it does. it indicates a lack of absolute loyalty to trump and his family.

All I’m saying is there is more to this story we’re not hearing. 

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4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Not that he ever had "it", but whatever he had, he's losing it.

That seems to be his pattern. 

55 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Lol, jerk off is still going with the "we are getting billions from China with the tariffs" line.  Also claiming that 13% of American companies are leaving China "soon".  You can see the hamster spinning on the wheel in his brain.

 

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7 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Trump is the guy at the poker table who folds to you after the turn, but then tells everybody he knows what you had and he knows he had you beat, so the only reason he folded was because he didn’t want you to get lucky on the river. 

Trump knows Comey is guilty of heinous crimes and could easily be sent to prison, but he won’t be charged and prosecuted out of the kindness of the AG’s heart. Otherwise, he’d for sure be doing hard time. 

He's also the guy who splits 10's

1 hour ago, brown water said:

That seems to be his pattern. 

Male pattern dementia. 

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

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Oh look, they're bringing water for the Florida folks. 

apropos of nothing, Eddie Izzard is funny as shit and i wish he had current standup. maybe he does, i need to go look. 
topic: Trump is the worst president in the history of the United States and he will be judged as such by history without question. 

He does have a current tour, I saw him a couple months ago. He’s going to run for parliament when it’s over. He gets pretty political. At the end of the show he said “This could be the last century for humanity, or it could be the first.”
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