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30 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, it's the descent into shamelessness and indignity that really does it.

Look, every nation is willing to use its military might for favorable outcomes.  It's like being a married woman.  She's not a prostitute.  But she is smart and sophisticated enough to know that selective and appropriate use of her powers of affection will get her the vacation/car/blessing to go on a girl's weekend/etc. that she wants.  It's not purely transactional, it's how human relationships work.

But now, we're just walking out into the wide world and saying "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars"

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We went from being a sophisticated woman of grace and power to a poolside whore.  Just grand.

we believe in nothing.

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27 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Later Kevin

Yeah right and as soon as he speaks out about how big of an idiot Trump is he will be a worthless Secretary who had no idea what he was doing.

What a crock of shit.

Where is Lee Harvey when you need him?

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

We are now the Hessians?

 

no, the hessians were largely conscripted and sold by german princelings.  we're a volunteer army!

source: hessians in my ancestry

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

no, the hessians were largely conscripted and sold by german princelings.  we're a volunteer army!

source: hessians in my ancestry

Is it still "volunteering" when you sign up to risk your life for your country, but are instead rented out for the president's personal interests? 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, it's the descent into shamelessness and indignity that really does it.

Look, every nation is willing to use its military might for favorable outcomes.  It's like being a married woman.  She's not a prostitute.  But she is smart and sophisticated enough to know that selective and appropriate use of her powers of affection will get her the vacation/car/blessing to go on a girl's weekend/etc. that she wants.  It's not purely transactional, it's how human relationships work.

But now, we're just walking out into the wide world and saying "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars"

2hf1a9.jpg

 

We went from being a sophisticated woman of grace and power to a poolside whore.  Just grand.

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7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Because of course 

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What are the chances that TCUFan from 2015/2016 shaggy received a check from one of those 2, 1 in 5?

I can't wait until the citizens of this country, acting by and through our Representatives in Congress, impeach that motherfucker.

Can I please hear the arguments why the impeachment is illegal and unconstitutional? Thanks.

Can I please hear the arguments why the impeachment is illegal and unconstitutional? Thanks.

Well....because Democrats. Duh.
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Pretty sure one of us has at least a 40% shot of winding up in one of these vacant cabinet posts just by accident.

26 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Can I please hear the arguments why the impeachment is illegal and unconstitutional? Thanks.

Because Trump is King of America. He is America. He can do whatever he wants and anyone who opposes him opposes America and is therefore a criminal. 



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Does anyone know if there are counter protestors at this rally? If so, perhaps the Secret Service wouldn't mind if the counter protestors rounded up some alligators for the President's moot and put them aboard Air Force 1 for the trip back to the WH.

 

If people across the country want to shut that nonsense down, start replying to his 'Where's Hunter?" tweet by answering with: "I'm with Hunter." or "Hunter is with me." DJ hates it that other people have real friends and he has to buy his.

8 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

If people across the country want to shut that nonsense down, start replying to his 'Where's Hunter?" tweet by answering with: "I'm with Hunter." or "Hunter is with me." DJ hates it that other people have real friends and he has to buy his.

I’d go with “Where’s Barron?”

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Yeah right and as soon as he speaks out about how big of an idiot Trump is he will be a worthless Secretary who had no idea what he was doing.
What a crock of shit.
Where is Lee Harvey when you need him?


Fort Worth.

Second clip is amazing. He's unable to talk about Ivanka without sounding like a creep. 

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25 minutes ago, Skyline said:
Second clip is amazing. He's unable to talk about Ivanka without sounding like a creep. 

She makes his shroom so proud.

I feel like there is not enough outrage that Trump is pumping out our military for a check.

2 hours ago, Celery Man said:

I feel like there is not enough outrage that Trump is pumping out our military for a check.

Trump said the Saudis pay cash. 

9 hours ago, Red Five said:

Can I please hear the arguments why the impeachment is illegal and unconstitutional? Thanks.

Naomi Rao said it was this week. Judicial Appointee out front shoulda told ya.

Naomi Rao said it was this week. Judicial Appointee out front shoulda told ya.
I can't find it at the moment, but I read a legal analysis that her dissent will support the ability of Democrats to obtain tax returns etc because she said the ability of Congress to get those items should be limited to impeachment. The case before the appeals court was whether any committee could get those items outside of impeachment.
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Naomi Rao said it was this week. Judicial Appointee out front shoulda told ya.

I can't find it at the moment, but I read a legal analysis that her dissent will support the ability of Democrats to obtain tax returns etc because she said the ability of Congress to get those items should be limited to impeachment. The case before the appeals court was whether any committee could get those items outside of impeachment.

There may be analysis elsewhere on legal journal sites, but there is an article in Slate that has some info:

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/10/trump-subpoena-mazars-neomi-rao.html

19 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Turning our own troops into ground meat to keep Trump Tower Istanbul in businessown the libs.

He’s golfing again.

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But he was greeted with this on his way into the course -



Again, loving the whistles blowing. And just look at the amount of hoopla it takes to ferry his ass to golf. A waste of tax dollars and a not insignificant portion is going right in the Trump coffers. Disgusting.
10 hours ago, Celery Man said:

I feel like there is not enough outrage that Trump is pumping out our military for a check.

Have you paid any attention to US foreign policy the last thirty years?  Only difference is he publicly admitted it.

7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Trump said the Saudis pay cash. 

Life in the fast lane...

Sort of off the topic of Trump but on the topic of a lawless, justice obstructing administration.

Give a listen to the podcast “Bag Man”. It’s a deep dive into the story of the downfall of Spiro Agnew.

It’s narrated by Rachel Maddow but it has nothing to do with Trump or anything current. But it’s an eerie parallel.

47 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Sort of off the topic of Trump but on the topic of a lawless, justice obstructing administration.

Give a listen to the podcast “Bag Man”. It’s a deep dive into the story of the downfall of Spiro Agnew.

It’s narrated by Rachel Maddow but it has nothing to do with Trump or anything current. But it’s an eerie parallel.

Do you know if there is a text somewhere, offhand? I have difficulty hearing and do better with reading. I will Google it though and look for it.

I didn't realize DJ uses Ivanka as his receptionist too:

 

No luck editing above post; but thanks for the tip: found the written version on MSNBC and will read that!

ACTIVATE CORRAL AND GATHER FOX NEWS PHASE!

phase activated, sir.

ACTIVATE ABANDON RUDY PHASE!

abandon rudy phase activated, sir.  

 

Well, Trump's certainly given them enough of our (taxpayers) money to do so

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