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The crazy is strong in this one. Where does she land on the crazy/hot matrix?

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2 hours ago, nnm said:

The crazy is strong in this one. Where does she land on the crazy/hot matrix?

Isn’t she anti-vaxx and has some dumbass show on Netflix that is essentially a commercial for her bullshit products?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/01/goops-netflix-trailer-paltrow-sinks-into-a-vagina-spews-pseudoscience/%3famp=1

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3 hours ago, nnm said:

The crazy is strong in this one. Where does she land on the crazy/hot matrix?

She is absolutely smoking hot, but she seems a little...off?  She doesn't seem like the chop your dick off crazy variety, but more the annoy the fuck out of you doing weird shit kind of crazy.  She's the kind of woman that plans your weekends for you and they revolve around making pottery, meditating in a room with a bunch of people farting, and drinking alcohol free organic vodka with prune juice.

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43 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

She's spoiled, privileged, never been told "no" in her life crazy...the worst kind. 

As a corollary, a the world needs to know my every thought/emotion kind.

 I blame social media.  They’re multiplying.

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4 hours ago, nnm said:

The crazy is strong in this one. Where does she land on the crazy/hot matrix?

nowhere near hot enough to justify that level of crazy.  hollywood C

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Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop

This bitch is crazy. Hell for $25, I can get the real thing at a truck stop. Dizzy ho.

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The scent was then finalized for the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle, which reportedly sold out within hours of its test run.

Women are dumb.

Edited by Brothahorn

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Goop executives said the 'Dr. Phil's Taint Candle' had disappointing sales numbers and that the product line of things that smell like Dr. Phil will likely be discontinued after the first quarter.

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B+ face, F tits, F brain, F personality.  

I wouldn't go out my way to smell her vagina if it was free.

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47 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

She needs a good dicking.

I'd be glad to volunteer.

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Just now, Steel Shank said:

I said good dicking.

OK, I'll go easy on her.

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1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

I like her mom better

 

That's a blythe dismissal.  

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So I follow Dr. Jenifer Gunter on twitter.   She's a Gyno from Canada, and she rips on Gwyneth's bogus bullshit on a regular basis.

Long thread today about the vag candle, and some guy chimes in that the best advice his dad ever gave him was "if it smells like cologne, leave it alone".

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So when do you get to smell the real thing to know the candle is legit? Is she have a candle/snatch sampling at a Bath and Body works or something?

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I enjoyed her miniseries with Mario Batali, "Spain...On The Road Again". I thought then that her snatch would probably smell like paella. I'm not paying $75 for paella either. 

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10 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

So I follow Dr. Jenifer Gunter on twitter.   She's a Gyno from Canada, and she rips on Gwyneth's bogus bullshit on a regular basis.

Long thread today about the vag candle, and some guy chimes in that the best advice his dad ever gave him was "if it smells like cologne, leave it alone".

Why do you follow female Canadian gynos on Twitter?

better yet, why are you on Twitter?

is this place not filled it’s enough oddities to suit you?

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She’s vapid and horrible but the candle thing was kinda funny. She also looks great at 47.

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There’s a thread for that.

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She needs to go right on ahead and make a boxed set. A vag candle, some chocolate kisses from molds of her nipples and a fluted bud vase where the top of the vase is from an impression of her starfish. 

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7 hours ago, texasjacket said:

So when do you get to smell the real thing to know the candle is legit? Is she have a candle/snatch sampling at a Bath and Body works or something?

Harvey Weinstein is working the QC. 

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Why do you follow female Canadian gynos on Twitter?
better yet, why are you on Twitter?
is this place not filled it’s enough oddities to suit you?

She’s snarky and funny.

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9 hours ago, El Diablo said:

She needs to go right on ahead and make a boxed set. A vag candle, some chocolate kisses from molds of her nipples and a fluted bud vase where the top of the vase is from an impression of her starfish. 

By definition aren't they all a box set?

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On 1/11/2020 at 3:01 PM, mulletpelini said:

I like her mom better

 

This is the correct response.

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On 1/11/2020 at 1:25 PM, Chooky said:

Goop executives said the 'Dr. Phil's Taint Candle' had disappointing sales numbers and that the product line of things that smell like Dr. Phil will likely be discontinued after the first quarter.

Well, that's because Dr. Phil's taint smells like "cash me ousside, how bout dah" vagina.  Apples and oranges, so to speak.

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8 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


That is awesome

I couldn't find their West Virginia couch candle.

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On 1/12/2020 at 8:46 AM, El Diablo said:

She needs to go right on ahead and make a boxed set. A vag candle, some chocolate kisses from molds of her nipples and a fluted bud vase where the top of the vase is from an impression of her starfish. 

you must be mba

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On 1/12/2020 at 8:46 AM, El Diablo said:

She needs to go right on ahead and make a boxed set. A vag candle, some chocolate kisses from molds of her nipples and a fluted bud vase where the top of the vase is from an impression of her starfish. 

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https://www.conjureneworleans.com/product-page/vagina-candle

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https://www.bidorbuy.co.za/item/25534999/PAIR_of_VAGINA_SHAPE_POTTERY_from_BLISFUL.html

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What I want to know is at what point did they take the sample to make the smell from?

freshly showered and shaved?

full grown bush after a 10 mile bike ride in the summer in Houston?

Aunt Flo in town?

after a full night of her boyfriend driving the meat bus into tuna town?

the possibilities are endless

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