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39 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I'm all for putting Toronto in their place, but an airstrike seems like overkill. Why don't we just send Rougned Odor back over there?

This is a great idea on many levels.

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18 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

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It fits right in with the MAGA mantra. The evangelicals and rednecks in this country yearn for how it used to be back in the 50's-60's before civil rights when "men were men" and the women were subservient housewifes who were ok with the old man having a few too many beers and slapping them around for talking out of turn. Back when the "coloreds" stayed on their side of the tracks and knew their place in life as a lesser being.  It's the same reason why his braindead base thinks wearing a mask makes them look weak or afraid. Even that dumb bitch from Fox was tweeting at Biden about carrying a purse while wearing a mask.

The wealthy elites who support Trump could give zero fucks about "MAGA". Their motivations are strictly financial.

 

40-50 years from now, pictures of people with Trump flags on their trucks and wearing MAGA hats will be viewed in the same light as this:

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23 hours ago, Captainant said:

If you like learning about nuclear power and its technical, safety, and economic considerations, IllinoisEnergyProf is a great youtube subscribe

That was a good succinct presentation.  Thanks.  + rep

It's interesting, we studied nuke VS the competition in an undergrad ME class I took called "Energy Conversion".  The takeaway was the same, although the numbers were different.  This was back before fire was discovered.

Serious questions. Why are our enemies not attacking us right now? Our commander in chief has proven to be a completely incompetent buffoon who knows literally nothing of importance about running a country or military. All he does is tweet lies. Is there an understanding among our military leaders that someone else would actually be in charge? Is that being conveyed to world leaders through back channels? That a truly competent military chief would actually be in charge and could defeat an attack? That if we were actually under siege we would finally 25th Amendment his ass since shit would finally be real? Are the terrorists of the world happy to see us destroy ourselves and are taking it easy for the time laughing their asses off without having to blow themselves up? 

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1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Serious questions. Why are our enemies not attacking us right now? Our commander in chief has proven to be a completely incompetent buffoon who knows literally nothing of importance about running a country or military. All he does is tweet lies. Is there an understanding among our military that someone else would actually be in charge? Is that being conveyed to world leaders through back channels? That a truly competent military chief would actually be in charge and could defeat an attack? That if we were actually under siege we would finally 25th Amendment his ass since shit would finally be real? Are the terrorists of the world happy to see us destroy ourselves and are taking it easy for the time laughing their asses off without having to blow themselves up? 

Because even if they get off a first strike, it's a war they cannot win and is still mutually assured destruction. 

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Serious questions. Why are our enemies not attacking us right now? Our commander in chief has proven to be a completely incompetent buffoon who knows literally nothing of importance about running a country or military. All he does is tweet lies. Is there an understanding among or military that someone else would actually be in charge? Is that being conveyed to world leaders through back channels? That a truly competent military chief would actually be in charge and could defeat an attack? That if we were actually under siege we would finally 25th Amendment his ass since shit would finally be real? Are the terrorists of the world happy to see us destroy ourselves and are taking it easy for the time laughing their asses off without having to blow themselves up? 

You answered yourself. Trump has done more to divide America than any enemy we have ever fought. Why would they risk a move that would possibly unite us. 

 

Why bother? We’re destroying ourselves pretty successfully. 

they are doing shit like killing armenians and occupying ukraine. if you explicitly get on our bad side, we will dedicate the entirety of our nations GDP over the next decade to fucking you up.  but if you are inclined to go and shit on others we might be inclined to protect, now is a great time. 

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Why bother? We’re destroying ourselves pretty successfully. 

 

Also, they're afraid of the Covid. Who would want to attack us?  And risk dying? Are you kidding? 

I'm in the middle of trumpkin land , north central TX, and the correlation of evangelical worship of authority and his base is obvious. Never so much back the blue bullshithave I ever seen.

Get me the fuck out of here

1 hour ago, Calihorn said:

Staff that have to deal with the president are required to wear HAZMAT equipment and the president won't even wear a mask.

Don't these idiots have VPN? 

Serious questions. Why are our enemies not attacking us right now? Our commander in chief has proven to be a completely incompetent buffoon who knows literally nothing of importance about running a country or military. All he does is tweet lies. Is there an understanding among our military leaders that someone else would actually be in charge? Is that being conveyed to world leaders through back channels? That a truly competent military chief would actually be in charge and could defeat an attack? That if we were actually under siege we would finally 25th Amendment his ass since shit would finally be real? Are the terrorists of the world happy to see us destroy ourselves and are taking it easy for the time laughing their asses off without having to blow themselves up? 

China is laying low because they are just waiting for the moron to be voted out of office. They don’t want to screw that up by launching an attack to take Taiwan, etc. - Yet.

Russia is also waiting because their plan to take over Ukraine, and secure Belarus will be much easier if they can get Trump re-elected by hacking into voting machines.

Iran - see China.
1 hour ago, Calihorn said:

Staff that have to deal with the president are required to wear HAZMAT equipment and the president won't even wear a mask.

resume working?  when the fuck did he start working?  he does nothing but tweet.

He's definitely feeling cooped up in the residence.  I don't know why he would feel any less cooped up in the oval office, but I'm not a bloated, 77 year old narcissistic toddler.

4 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

What is this about? Is this what has him all stirred up? 

 

Indictments against ISIS (including some British nationals) for beheading western hostages. 

Old vid but still 

Stumbled across this article discussing how much of Trump's presidency he has spent Tweeting. It has an interactive graph that you can manipulate based on long long you think it takes Trump to Tweet out an original Tweet as well as how long it takes for him just to retweet something. My estimates below (your results may vary).

If it takes Trump 4 minutes, 13 seconds to write a normal tweet and 6 seconds to retweet, we can estimate that:

Trump has spent 41 days, 2 hours and 56 minutes tweeting since taking office, with 12 days, 1 hour and 42 minutes of that occurring during work hours.

Of that, 40 days, 20 hours and 23 minutes was spent tweeting original tweets.

Trump spent the most time tweeting in October 2019, when he spent 3 days, 0 hours and 6 minutes on it. That was also the month he spent the most time tweeting during work hours, 20 hours and 27 minutes in total.

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/05/12/how-much-trumps-presidency-has-he-spent-tweeting/

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  That's what I've been saying.  He's a cornered, rabid dog -- and cornered rabid dogs do dangerous shit.

There is a solution to such a problem.

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Just now, Herpa Derpa said:

There is a solution to such a problem.

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And November 3rd, that's exactly what we need to do.  Not just win.....destroy him.

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And November 3rd, that's exactly what we need to do.  Not just win.....destroy him.

I can see this beings a really winning message. A lot of Americans are the type of people who go to NASCAR races to watch the accidents. A lot of them probably don't vote because they normally don't get enough kicks out of it. Get them excited about watching Trump's meltdown if he faces a landslide. I bet a lot of them will go vote just to be part of egging on the biggest public humiliation in modern history.

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Is Harris gonna kill Biden?

 

I googled the Tennessee Star. it's not a local newspaper. The Nashville Scene reports Snopes' findings:

 

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Now, a Snopes investigation reveals in detail how these activists used the appearance of local newspapers to promote messages paid for or supported by outside or undisclosed interests. Gill, for example, is the political editor of the Tennessee Star, but he also owns a media consulting company that at least one candidate and one Political Action Committee (PAC) paid before receiving positive coverage in the Tennessee Star. Several Star writers have in the past or currently work for PACs or political campaigns that they write about, without disclosing that fact. Though its owners claim that the Tennessee Star is funded by advertising revenue, it appears to be supported by wealthy benefactors. Whatever the Tennessee Star is, it is not a local newspaper producing transparent journalism.

 

I'm sure Trump will celebrate it as the antithesis of the NYT. 

 

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Cought?

Freudian. What to you have it you remove the 't.'

I see Mrs. Whiggins handily beat me to the punch. Compliments.

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39 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

He's definitely feeling cooped up in the residence.  I don't know why he would feel any less cooped up in the oval office, but I'm not a bloated, 77 year old narcissistic toddler.

Time for another joy ride!!

11 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Time for another joy ride!!

"Who wants to go to the park? Who wants to go to the park? Who's a good boy? The President, that's who."

Trump, 10 minutes later in the back of the limo: "Wait a second, this isn't the way to the park... you're taking me back to Walter Reed!"

14 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Time for another joy ride!!

They should let him go hang gliding or base jumping or lava swimming or something. 

18 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Time for another joy ride!!

They need to take him on a choo choo train.  We took my 3 year old nephew to the zoo and thought he might enjoy taking the DART rail as opposed to driving.  When he got home the only thing he wanted to tell his mom about was the choo choo train.

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Also, they're afraid of the Covid. Who would want to attack us?  And risk dying? Are you kidding? 

We've become smallpox blankets. 

2 hours ago, Calihorn said:

Staff that have to deal with the president are required to wear HAZMAT equipment and the president won't even wear a mask.

remember when @GRHorn assumed trump was going to quarantine? lol.

26 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

"Who wants to go to the park? Who wants to go to the park? Who's a good boy? The President, that's who."

Trump, 10 minutes later in the back of the limo: "Wait a second, this isn't the way to the park... you're taking me back to Walter Reed!"

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Disappointed in surly today.  Should have had a dozen posts of the Ben Stiller “Do It...Do It!” Memes directed at Heather. 
 

also; he used to throw around criminal or conspiracy or spying.  But now he’s saying Coup and Treason with regard to Obamagate and calling for Biden to step down from the race.  I know it’s to rile up his base. But sooner or later, even those dumbasses know you have to eventually produce evidence or arrest someone before they can leave a political campaign.  We have people under indictment, freshly released from jail, even people who are dead...run for; and win, political races all the time in this country.  Even trumpers know you eventually gotta produce some evidence otherwise Biden has no reason to exit the race. 

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3 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

Where did you get the odds?

I made them up, of course.

The president is retweeting an account called "girl (heart emoji) bot."  Top notch stuff.  Cotton doesn't need to be told that it's a bold strategy.  Cotton already knows it's bold.  And what better way to assure people that the account belongs to an actual American girl than to call herself "Amerkan Girlll?"

 

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2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Serious questions. Why are our enemies not attacking us right now? Our commander in chief has proven to be a completely incompetent buffoon who knows literally nothing of importance about running a country or military. All he does is tweet lies. Is there an understanding among our military leaders that someone else would actually be in charge? Is that being conveyed to world leaders through back channels? That a truly competent military chief would actually be in charge and could defeat an attack? That if we were actually under siege we would finally 25th Amendment his ass since shit would finally be real? Are the terrorists of the world happy to see us destroy ourselves and are taking it easy for the time laughing their asses off without having to blow themselves up? 

No one wants to bear the opprobrium of starting WWIII or similar.

And, more importantly.

Don't interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

16 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I love how he's the president, and he can't seem to do shit about it.

 

What a weak little pussy. 

6 minutes ago, Chooky said:

The president is retweeting an account called "girl (heart emoji) bot."  Top notch stuff.  Cotton doesn't need to be told that it's a bold strategy.  Cotton already knows it's bold.  And what better way to assure people that the account belongs to an actual American girl than to call herself "Amerkan Girlll?"

 

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Jesus.  The Russians are laughing at him in plain sight.  It’s a bot generated pic literally made from blending Tiffany Trump and Melania together.  They’re just fucking with him and he doesn’t even know.  This is insane.  
 

he’s the kid with with autism who thinks the bullies are really sincere in their wanting to play with him.  But he’s bad at math. 

So Biden orchestrated a coup attempt, he hates religion, he hates the second amendment, and he wants to straight up fucking murder newborn babies. That's all in the last 24 hours. 

44 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

remember when @GRHorn assumed trump was going to quarantine? lol.

I don’t 

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So Biden orchestrated a coup attempt, he hates religion, he hates the second amendment, and he wants to straight up fucking murder newborn babies. That's all in the last 24 hours. 

surprised that is a winning platform these days

That bot tweet is from 2018. How the hell did he find it. Was he searching conspiracy theories? Did he have Girl Bot’s tweet saved? 

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