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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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3 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

*cast. People who have not learnen past participles should be strucked from the voting rolls.

It's not even that. It's their search on the site. They put in 'II' at the end of the name and it returned his name as seen in the screenshot. I bet it you searched with a singular 'I', it's going to be the same result. Of course, if they did that, then they would be claiming his dead grandfather voted too. FUcking rubes.

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2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fuck it I'm turning PA and GA blue on the map. 

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Just now, slorch said:

It’s more like the capable people need to get off their ass.

Mother fucker I'll sit here and rest as long as I feel like it.

8 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

KXXV doing some top notch reporting on fraud.  

Young doofus publicly admitted to committing voter fraud.  Which is a crime.

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3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fuck it I'm turning PA and GA blue on the map. 

GA? Ballsy

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Let me grab a pen 

I should mention that the china bowl, dish towel and pot of leftover chicken soup are optional

the spoon is mandatory tho, that's how you keep the guinness from mixing with the blonde ale

like a good Trump voter, a black & tan avoids miscegenation

[emoji445]A tweet for every occasion[emoji445]

1 minute ago, USMCHorn said:

It's going to be like the end of Lion King when Scar is eaten by the hyenas.

I was just thinking that a gif of that scene should be the first response to every spineless Republican who now publicly takes Trump to task. 

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I can fap to one of these two images.
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Stunning stupidity, these people.
1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Heh.

 

 

 

Yeah, I think R folks are putting some distance in between this piece of shit and their own shit

8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

The fact that they spout this while defending the Russian debacle last election is just so great.

Fake army - the real suckers and losers

I was just thinking that a gif of that scene should be the first response to every spineless Republican who now publicly takes Trump to task. 
Hands off, I was already working on it yesterday.

Black Trumper v. Harold Ford on Fox. 

Trumper and Marth upset that MSNBC did not cover Trump's declaration. 

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Oh, and as I've mentioned.....if Biden pulls this out, now until January 20th may be the most dangerous period for humanity since the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Nah, Trump will piss, moan and hide. His supporters? We shall see. But they did nothing more than passive aggressively form the Tea Party. And also bitch on social media and in safe spaces.

Who else has pointed out to Trumpers that the stock market has been skyrocketing ever since it became clear Biden would win?  My buddy who is a Trump homer had no response when I said that.

8 minutes ago, slorch said:

We have no non white workers in my workforce.  Lolz.  Not

fuck your excuses. 

Lulz you know how I can tell you live in West Texas?

But for real dude, not even your accountant?

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

smells like blackmail !  Call his bluff GOPers.  lol

Just now, Horn Dogg said:

Who else has pointed out to Trumpers that the stock market has been skyrocketing ever since it became clear Biden would win?  My buddy who is a Trump homer had no response when I said that.

Fake DOW

4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:


Stunning stupidity, these people.

But they have Ag Tags.  They are educated.

KXXV doing some top notch reporting on fraud.  
Holy shit. How long until this is circulating on Facebook?
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Van Jones is far to the left of me, but both he and Santorum seems like good human beings and it’s comforting to see them work it out live, live Drago and Rocky.

Santorum is not a good guy. I have the battle scars to prove it. That motherfucker needs to rot or admit he was absolutely wrong in his demonizations when he had power. He’s part of the reason that Trump is where he is today. I will never ever forget.


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i think it's absolutely adorable that trump wants us to believe he gives a shit about the house or the senate.

16 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Texags-

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sarcastic samantha bee GIF

7 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Young doofus publicly admitted to committing voter fraud.  Which is a crime.

Not fraud, just adoofus that can't read nor count.  Or he doesn't know what his official name is. 

7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:


Stunning stupidity, these people.

We’re gonna need to put a tank on some train tracks and take it into College Station.

I don't follow very many political people on Twitter and my feed has just exploded with people that I follow that haven't talked politics in the, sometimes, years that I've followed them calling for Trump's removal. Regular people, not celebrities, who have kept their feed clean of politics. The surge has begun and I think the Rs are about to toss Trump of his ass in front of the whole world to spare themselves and the wealth that they've built up while in office. Can't afford for the whole thing to go tits up over this one clown.

12 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

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I listened to Limbaugh in the car today. This is all you hear. The libs with their filthy agenda have corrupted the system by having the news media set up the narrative that Biden was inevitably going to win. They're furious. They're self-righteous. They aren't looking to unify the US.

Rush was complaining about Trumpists not going to the polls and counting places in numbers to "intimidate" people into doing what's right.

Projection. As many of us have noted, the problem with Trump's election and his surprisingly good showing this time is the electorate. Malign Idiot World convinced that they're opposed to Malign Intellectual Pussy World.

I have no idea what the next few years will bring, but it won't be pretty.

2 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Not fraud, just adoofus that can't read nor count.  Or he doesn't know what his official name is. 

I didn't read it, my bad.

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Meanwhile, Arizona down to 57K.

STOP THE COUNT!

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

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I listened to Limbaugh in the car today. This is all you hear. The libs with their filthy agenda have corrupted the system by having the news media set up the narrative that Biden was inevitably going to win. They're furious. They're self-righteous. They aren't looking to unify the US.

Rush was complaining about Trumpists not going to the polls and counting places in numbers to "intimidate" people into doing what's right.

Projection. As many of us have noted, the problem with Trump's election and his surprisingly good showing this time is the electorate. Malign Idiot World convinced that they're opposed to Malign Intellectual Pussy World.

I have no idea what the next few years will bring, but it won't be pretty.

Its the same shit they say every single got damn time they lose a presidential election. Nothing new about their coping mech

3 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

I don't follow very many political people on Twitter and my feed has just exploded with people that I follow that haven't talked politics in the, sometimes, years that I've followed them calling for Trump's removal. Regular people, not celebrities, who have kept their feed clean of politics. The surge has begun and I think the Rs are about to toss Trump of his ass in front of the whole world to spare themselves and the wealth that they've built up while in office. Can't afford for the whole thing to go tits up over this one clown.

There are no regular people on Twitter. Only dicks, cocks, asses, and retards.

18,936 votes left in Georgia - not including provisional ballots and overseas ballots

29 minutes ago, WBT said:

Holy shit, King just says the last dump from Philadelphia went 87% to Biden

Those have been as high as 91%. He’s gonna win the county at 83-85% and all of the votes left skew dem from that. 

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Meanwhile, Arizona down to 57K.

This cycle, I'll trade AZ for GA. This is mostly because Biden will hopefully also drag Osoff to a runoff.

Other have pointed out that Warnock and Osoff would activate complimentary constituents and thus help the other win.

Just now, immamac said:

gOA3A

Do i Do it?

You're the king of this place. Light it up

Agree with PA, but GA is too close to call 

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

gOA3A

Do i Do it?

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2 minutes ago, immamac said:

gOA3A

Do i Do it?

No or you doom us to a tjhooker-type fate. 

Clayton County will put Biden over the top.

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Big Gretch is milfy. 

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