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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Just now, immamac said:

WHERE DID YOU SEE? ABC NOT REPORTING

CNN reporting it live, John King and his wall remain undefeated. But Blitzer is still annoying AF

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  • I am so thrilled tonight! I spoke with my mom and asked her how my dad was taking the election. She said after every network declared Biden the winner, he turned off Fox News and said “Well, glad t

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felt right with all the tiger droppings shit in here.

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

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You've had that one queued up all night haven't you

When we can travel again, Savannah high on the list!  
Check out Mrs Wilkes for lunch and The Wormhole is a great dive bar. Love Savannah.

@DenverHorn, I know you are probably staking out the Maricopa County election center, but now would be the *perfect* time to drop your big scoop.  Right when we least expect it!

Fuck Yo Couch Trump

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5 minutes ago, heso said:

LETS FUCKING GO PENNSYLVANIA!!

 

Fuck off Trump!

Better be wearing your Yang math and weed shirt right now 

I went to take Harvey to the groomer downstairs. I was gone 5 minutes, and PA flipped. You are welcome.


 

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Did Steve take a break at all last night? Turned the tv off at midnight and and just turned it on and he’s still talking.

Fox News melting. Bwahahahaahaha

11 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Make sure you tweet back a hearty fuck you to this Qunt.  

she's got the full-cray stepford wife 10000-yard stare

3 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I'll be honest, Pennsylvania looks good in blue.


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That's beautiful.

3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

You've had that one queued up all night haven't you

Actually didn't but raced like a mofo to try to be first with it. Ha. 

1 hour ago, Zonahorn said:

How fucking precious to see today’s youth come of political age in the late 2010s/2020.   I remember thinking the common man lost in 1992, 1996, 2004, and 2008. 

Reminds of those kids who think Hillary had no baggage when she ran in 2016.  Even though for most of the 1990s, Limbaugh, and later Drudge Report and Fox News, spent most of their time demonizing the Clintons, to the point where I have Boomer relatives who would have broken out of a hospital to vote against her.   Hell, I had several relatives that might not have voted in 2016, who voted just so they could vote against her. They made sure people around them knew it.

These kids who are seeing their favored candidate losing for the first time in their young lives, almost reminds me of my youth, just without the batshit Qanon crap.

1 minute ago, sachick said:

Did Steve take a break at all last night? Turned the tv off at midnight and and just turned it on and he’s still talking.

Velshi covered for him during a piss break.  Khaki Kernacki has been a beast during all of this, lives for it. 

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

I have a wonderful thought. Biden wins Nevada to finish at 270. PA and AZ goes Trump. In the electoral college vote one person goes rogue and votes Trump that was supposed to vote Biden. Yikes. Pa must happen.

That would setup the end of the Electoral College.  

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

How fucking precious to see today’s youth come of political age in the late 2010s/2020.   I remember thinking the common man lost in 1992, 1996, 2004, and 2008. 

Reminds of those kids who think Hillary had no baggage when she ran in 2016.  Even though for most of the 1990s, Limbaugh, and later Drudge Report and Fox News, spent most of their time demonizing the Clintons, to the point where I have Boomer relatives who would have broken out of a hospital to vote against her.   Hell, I had several relatives that might not have voted in 2016, who voted just so they could vote against her. They made sure people around them knew it.

These kids who are seeing their favored candidate losing for the first time in their young lives, almost reminds me of my youth, just without the batshit Qanon crap.

Those aren't kids, those are aging Gen X and baws

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Decision desk has already called the race 

Birthplace of our democracy coming to the rescue.

4 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Better be wearing your Yang math and weed shirt right now 

Definitely wearing it today. 

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

How fucking precious to see today’s youth come of political age in the late 2010s/2020.   I remember thinking the common man lost in 1992, 1996, 2004, and 2008. 

Reminds of those kids who think Hillary had no baggage when she ran in 2016.  Even though for most of the 1990s, Limbaugh, and later Drudge Report and Fox News, spent most of their time demonizing the Clintons, to the point where I have Boomer relatives who would have broken out of a hospital to vote against her.   Hell, I had several relatives that might not have voted in 2016, who voted just so they could vote against her. They made sure people around them knew it.

These kids who are seeing their favored candidate losing for the first time in their young lives, almost reminds me of my youth, just without the batshit Qanon crap.

I was thinking about how the whole Lewinsky thing went done back then compared to Trump.  Republican's lost their freaking mind over a blowjob.    Trump has all but admitted to outright assault and his cultists just make excuse after excuse.

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