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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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So Pennsylvania allows up to 11/10 for overseas ballots to come in. Is this ever a significant number of votes?

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11 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

While it was a disappointment, the ultimate goal of controlling both chambers is still a possibility. It'll be difficult, but not impossible.

You know what would make it more likely?  Trump going scorched earth on the GOP for not supporting his insanity.  Which, unfortunately, means the GOP will probably line up behind Trump on his insanity. 

1 minute ago, tx ind said:

Gritty is easily the best meme out of this.  I'm going with the remixes of trump's "spiritual advisor" as #2.

Slow Nevada> spiritual advisor

3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Ok, and now try to explain this to foreigners. Annnnnddd GO!

Unpopular Politician called a city a piece of shit. The City's spirit animal and/or Deity said Fuck around and find out. As it turns out, the city was the main reason unpopular politician was ousted. 

aka 

Karma is a bitch

Can we notify PA Authorities that Mr. Gohmert is in Philly with full intentions of picking up underaged kids?  Maybe throw in Mr. Cain's name also. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So Pennsylvania allows up to 11/10 for overseas ballots to come in. Is this ever a significant number of votes?

This year's batch from China should be huge.

8 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Ok, and now try to explain this to foreigners. Annnnnddd GO!

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1 minute ago, Tuco said:

You know what would make it more likely?  Trump going scorched earth on the GOP for not supporting his insanity.  Which, unfortunately, means the GOP will probably line up behind Trump on his insanity. 

The democrats should run ads about how Senator Perdue did nothing to stop the liberals from treating Mr. Trump very unfairly. He allowed them to steal Georgia right from under our noses.

Georgia ain't announcing shit until certification. Everyone forget about Georgia. 

edit: douchebag in Georgia said they're tired and there is a Georgia football game tomorrow. 

Red state gonna red state

 

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2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This year's batch from China should be huge.

With an Ivanka Trademark no less. 

11 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Here we go.
 

Not surprised.  And will not be surprised when it escalates.

5 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

hahah.  97% is almost literally unbelievable.  If you just told everyone to fill out the second bubble, you probably couldn't get 97% to execute those instructions correctly.

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here's how i learned about gritty, and the ending is perfectly relevant...

 

11 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

link?

Sorry.  GA head of election setup or something.

I was in the car when he started talking on CNN.  Berated the reporters for putting their mics where his computer was, correcting the pronunciation of the county of Houston,  and basically talking down to them like red-headed stepchildren misbehaving at a Sunday dinner.

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

here's how i learned about gritty, and the ending is perfectly relevant...

 

there's also a clip from last week tonight about gritty and his assault charges, but i couldn't locate it.

15 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Here we go.
 

I'm worried that the only thing that's kept a lid on this so far is that they've expected to win.  It'll soon be clear to them that it's not going to happen no matter how many half-assed lawsuits the Trump campaign files.  

5 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

OMG...  Ivanka slayed me. 

21 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Here we go.
 

 

Time to put Gritty on Mt. Rushmore?  Make Gov.  Noem have to look at it every day. 

Just now, Beau Vine said:

There is no way this is correct.

I agree but I'm gonna need you to tell him. 

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2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

OMG...  Ivanka slayed me. 

The pen markings on Trump's head got me.

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1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Time to put Gritty on Mt. Rushmore?  Make Gov.  Noem have to look at it every day. 

Already happened, sir.

 

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1 hour ago, texhorn said:

networks need to grow a pair and call this.

Fuckin a right they do. This is a joke.

Is anyone else old enough to remember the 2016 election when the losing candidate WITH THE CLEAR POPULAR VOTE MAJORITY in an election that was less close than this one was browbeaten by the right wing and the mainstream media into conceding the election and then chastised for not giving her speech earlier? That was one day after the election and there were no lawsuits filed by the campaign to STOP THE COUNT or KEEP COUNTING or any ridiculously anti-American and anti-democratic attacks against ballots cast by the American people. 

This needs to be called and this charade needs to end. Stop empowering his madness. 

1 minute ago, DigDug said:

 

Not only has George Wallace lived an unnaturally long life, he's really evolved politically.

A media outlet "calling" an election means nothing, especially if the candidate on the losing end isn't going to concede.  It's ceremonial fluff.

flipped on over to fox news to see what's what, and i found it particularly amusing that one the right side of the screen, under "key states" they had the big 4, but also alaska and north carolina.  god forbid they keep that whole section blue.

narrator - nobody cares about alaska

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Trump's campaign did already petition. Wisconsin will recount. It ain't going to change the count significantly either way. Past recounts have been a couple hundred votes at most

 

I hope wisconsin got them to pay in advance.

 

 

5 hours ago, RichUT said:

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if ever the phrase was more true....

all hat, no cattle

47 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

isn't it 50-48 with those 2 remaining?  i doubt we take either of them, but it'll be interesting.

we picked up one seat.  it was a pretty shitty election for down-ballot dems.

The two independents generally vote D.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

A media outlet "calling" an election means nothing, especially if the candidate on the losing end isn't going to concede.  It's ceremonial fluff.

I don't agree with that.  It sets a narrative and frames any future election challenges.  Florida in 2000 would've been viewed through a very different lens if the networks hadn't called it for Bush.

15 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

hahah.  97% is almost literally unbelievable.  If you just told everyone to fill out the second bubble, you probably couldn't get 97% to execute those instructions correctly.

Shut the fuck up, dude! We're almost getting away with this.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

A media outlet "calling" an election means nothing, especially if the candidate on the losing end isn't going to concede.  It's ceremonial fluff.

True - but it sounds like Biden really wants to wait to claim title of 'President-Elect' until its called by the networks.

6 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Not only has George Wallace lived an unnaturally long life, he's really evolved politically.

Governor Wallace is walking better these days.  

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