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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Just now, Mrs Whiggins said:

O Lordy, Lou Dobbs has Jason Chaffetz (former Utah rep) doubling down on the fraud. 

Is this on the main FoxNews or whatever that Fox business channel Lou is normally on? I was about to ask if anyone has braved a FN flip to see their reaction over there.

How you folks can spend one second watching Fox News is beyond me. Stronger than I am.

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The very fabric of this nation was just threatened and if it doesn’t make you sick to your stomach, fuck you. 

We once had a sitting Vice President shoot and kill a former SecTreas out in the open of a Jersey field, but you probably haven't been able to get tickets to learn about it yet.  
Trump should probably learn to.......





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5 minutes ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

By any chance did you mean “nun”? 

Fixed. Apparently I typed “num’s” and it autocorrected the wrong way. Guess it doesn’t know that expression. 

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1 minute ago, Constant said:

The very fabric of this nation was just threatened and if it doesn’t make you sick to your stomach, fuck you. 

If I were with you right now I'd buy you a beer.

But not if you're wearing any OU gear. I have rules.

They just dumped mail ballots from red county in GA, and Biden still won the mail ballots.  He's gained another 100 or so

 

Van Jones is far to the left of me, but both he and Santorum seems like good human beings and it’s comforting to see them work it out live, live Drago and Rocky.
fuck Van Jones, he's a sycophant to presidential power and he was kissing Trump's ass years ago. Dead to me.

You guys are giving Santorum way too much credit. He definitely but actually'ed that whole thing.

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

How you folks can spend one second watching Fox News is beyond me. Stronger than I am.

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And one of the trump goeorgia counties, Forsyth, reported and Biden actually gained around 200. 

9 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Van Jones is far to the left of me, but both he and Santorum seems like good human beings and it’s comforting to see them work it out live, live Drago and Rocky.

Rick Santorum is not a good human being

Fox News was scrambling trying to figure out what angle to take from that press conference. You could tell. 

1 minute ago, UncleSonny said:

Is this on the main FoxNews or whatever that Fox business channel Lou is normally on? I was about to ask if anyone has braved a FN flip to see their reaction over there.

Business. I have to bail since I need to finish supper prep but you all were giving good intel from the other stations so I switched from CSPAN after it was done. 
 

I usually skip the analysis but Lou is best in tiny doses to keep sane. He called all of the people involved 

“evildoers.” 
 

 

6 minutes ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

By any chance did you mean “nun”? 

I see you've never met his mum.

LOL at reputation defender online reputation cleanup service commercial on fox.com stream.

If Trump had a conscience he could be their best customer.

24 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

This is the lowest moment in the history of American politics.  This right here.

 

Oh, America says.....

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3 minutes ago, Constant said:

The very fabric of this nation was just threatened and if it doesn’t make you sick to your stomach, fuck you. 

Half of America cheered it.  That's the problem.

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

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NSIAP, because this image is just too perfect for Trump and his supporters.

Santorum gets to the cusp of growing a spine, but they he starts crawfishing.  We don't know if there was fraud, blah blah.  He's a chicken shit little bitch.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Oh, America says.....

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Half of America cheered it.  That's the problem.

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That speech was the saddest, most pathetic shit I've ever seen, no hyperbole. I thought I would enjoy watching him squirm and whine, but that was just cringey for so many reasons. And he definitely damaged the country in the process. 

Fuck the Republican Party. It needs to be destroyed. 

2 hours ago, slorch said:

another thread, but minimum wage isn't meant to be a "living wage."  Never has been.

 

Want more, do more.

Says the white man in Texas. (and Slorch, if you don't understand why this matters, it's because you're a white man in Texas.)

12 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Van Jones is far to the left of me, but both he and Santorum seems like good human beings and it’s comforting to see them work it out live, live Drago and Rocky.

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I am really hoping that surviving Republicans and the Dotard cult are at each other's throats and that helps us in the Georgia specials.

7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Haley are you here as press secretary or Trump advisor?  

I am not watching this turd talk but these comments seem strange

I mean trump has always acted like this. eh. whatever. just don't let him near the red phone 

Georgia Trump Campaign news conference = bush league central american junta talk

"Stacey Abrams - you want a fight, you got it. We don't take no bullshit" = Rep. Vernon Jones.

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Any politician or person in general that doesn’t repudiate that histrionic attack on democracy can rot 

How many Philadelphia County ballots are left? Any estimates floating around?

Because there have been two batches today that both came in at 88%+ for Biden and I'm assuming that's where those were from.

9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

I'd be willing to bet my house his IQ isn't over 80.

If I had any video skills I’d superimpose Trumps face on Omar’s body from that scene in The Wire where Bunk fronts Omar about what a piece of shit he is despite all of the people who idolize him:

As rough as that neighborhood could be, we had us a community. Nobody, no victim, who didn't matter. And now all we got is bodies, and predatory motherfuckers like you. And out where that girl fell, I saw kids acting like Omar, calling you by name, glorifying your ass. Makes me sick, motherfucker, how far we done fell.

4 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

That speech was the saddest, most pathetic shit I've ever seen, no hyperbole. I thought I would enjoy watching him squirm and whine, but that was just cringey for so many reasons. And he definitely damaged the country in the process. 

Fuck the Republican Party. It needs to be destroyed. 

Ground to dust.  Spineless, gutless fucks.

Holy shit, King just says the last dump from Philadelphia went 87% to Biden

 

Georgia (16)
Timestamp In The Lead Vote Differential Votes Remaining (est.) Change Block Breakdown  Block Trend  Precincts Reporting Hurdle 
32 minutes ago Trump 3,635 25,687 17,356 Trump 33.3% / 66.7% Biden Biden is averaging 67.3% 99.5% Biden needs 57.08% [-3.874%]

 

Pennsylvania (20)
Timestamp In The Lead Vote Differential Votes Remaining (est.) Change Block Breakdown  Block Trend  Precincts Reporting Hurdle 
22 minutes ago Trump 64,237 372,392 12,480 Trump 12.5% / 87.5% Biden Biden is averaging 72.2% 90.8% Biden needs 58.62% [-0.938%]

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12 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Nicole Wallace is shredding Fox News and Donald right now 

Cliffnotes please.  Saw a tweet that she was quite complimentary towards McCallum/Baier. 

15 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Van Jones is far to the left of me, but both he and Santorum seems like good human beings and it’s comforting to see them work it out live, live Drago and Rocky.

Your good human being Rick Santorum had the below to say. What a gem. 

"If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual [gay] sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything"

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

That was Acosta.....

For what he's dealt with....Acosta deserved that moment.  Good for him.

Someone finger the fat lady 

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