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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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15 minutes ago, miguelito said:

MTG for director of NASA?

Do we still have a Space Force?

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9 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Unfuckingbelievable her party swept the election.  JFC! 

10 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Just when you think she is way beyond stupid, she amazes you again.

10 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Marge taking it back to first principles.

 

10 hours ago, Pancho said:

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If you believe that todays “germs” is caused by too many single cell microscopic organisms, you have been fooled.

If you believe that today’s “evolution” is caused by selection of the fittest, you have been fooled.

if you believe that today’s ’gravity’ is caused by mass, you have been fooled.

If you believe that today’s ‘fire’ is caused by rubbing two sticks really fast, you have been fooled

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Do we still have a Space Force?

I think Trump already named Luke Skywalker for that position

7 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I think Trump already named Luke Skywalker for that position

Mark hamill might actually be more qualified than any of his other picks

1 minute ago, UT_OB1 said:

Mark hamill might actually be more qualified than any of his other picks

For sure - and half the MAGA base will think he was the first guy to go to the moon.

6 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

For sure - and half the MAGA base will think he was the first guy to go to the moon.

OK, that's just silly. Give the MAGA followers a little bit of credit. At least they know that he went to the moon after his dad, Han Solo.

1 hour ago, UT_OB1 said:

Mark hamill might actually be more qualified than any of his other picks

Except he's going to name Luther Campbell not Mark Hamill.

22 hours ago, Pancho said:

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So it's the spinning and rotating and gravity that's causing it. Never thought about it that way before. Makes sense.

11 minutes ago, Okie State said:

So it's the spinning and rotating and gravity that's causing it. Never thought about it that way before. Makes sense.

In all honesty, her statement illustrates exactly how people latch on to religion. The magnitude of the earth and the universe and geologic time scale is too much for some people to comprehend, so they just throw their hands up and say, welp, must be some higher power because my brain can’t deal with this shit. 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

In all honesty, her statement illustrates exactly how people latch on to religion. The magnitude of the earth and the universe and geologic time scale is too much for some people to comprehend, so they just throw their hands up and say, welp, must be some higher power because my brain can’t deal with this shit. 

This was actually one of the first things that pushed me away from religion as a kid. I began to grasp the concept of eternity in elementary school and had regular existential crises thinking about spending it with the people at church who discussed the "gift" of eternal life.

Uh, no thanks.

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Unfuckingbelievable her party swept the election.  JFC! 

I recommend getting to the airport 2 or 3 hours early for your next flight to do some people watching. You'll find the sweep not unfuckingbelievable, but on brand.
12 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Except he's going to name Luther Campbell not Mark Hamill.

His attitude toward women is a good cultural fit with this administration.  Wrong color though.

On 11/19/2024 at 5:52 AM, Pancho said:

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It's the gravativity and polarity

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25 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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My first thought after reading her reply was the same—admitting to hiding your fellow sex crimes makes you an accessory. How is toe head this damn stupid, and how is this not being hammered by the media and Democrats?

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On 11/19/2024 at 6:52 AM, Pancho said:

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holy shit i just realized she's legitimately conflating earth's seasonal rotation with climate change.

what.the.fuck. 

rotate vs revolve

come on, it's not that hard

On 11/20/2024 at 8:56 AM, DaysOff said:


I recommend getting to the airport 2 or 3 hours early for your next flight to do some people watching. You'll find the sweep not unfuckingbelievable, but on brand.

They are in airports? These people don't scale back in a "bad economy"?

1 minute ago, yoladu said:

They are in airports? These people don't scale back in a "bad economy"?

Spirit Airlines baby

On 11/20/2024 at 8:47 AM, hookem2010 said:

This was actually one of the first things that pushed me away from religion as a kid. I began to grasp the concept of eternity in elementary school and had regular existential crises thinking about spending it with the people at church who discussed the "gift" of eternal life.

Uh, no thanks.

I started calling bullshit when they told me in third grade that Adam and Eve didn't really exist.  So what else that you're telling me never really happened?

Anyway, I do like to fantasize about what heaven would be like if it existed.  I'd like to think that everyone experiences heaven in a way that brings them the most elation.  If so, I'd spend a couple millennia in the "sex with supermodels" room. I would pay special attention to Alessandra Ambrosio. Then I'd head off to a centuries-long garden party with all of my favorite people. Endless champagne, spiced meats and fruit tarts.  I'm hoping they have something like the internet, except you can dial up ANYTHING.  "Show my BAC in graph form from 1990-2025."  "Show me in a giant pile how much shit I took while alive."  That would be cool.

1 minute ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I started calling bullshit when they told me in third grade that Adam and Eve didn't really exist.  So what else that you're telling me never really happened?

Anyway, I do like to fantasize about what heaven would be like if it existed.  I'd like to think that everyone experiences heaven in a way that brings them the most elation.  If so, I'd spend a couple millennia in the "sex with supermodels" room. I would pay special attention to Alessandra Ambrosio. Then I'd head off to a centuries-long garden party with all of my favorite people. Endless champagne, spiced meats and fruit tarts.  I'm hoping they have something like the internet, except you can dial up ANYTHING.  "Show my BAC in graph form from 1990-2025."  "Show me in a giant pile how much shit I took while alive."  That would be cool.

If they did exist, we’re all related to brother and sister fuckers.

Interesting that you have a dick in heaven. Guess no matter what, there’s always gonna be a prick. Your heaven also has a bunch of sluts. Tell me more about this place. 
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So she thinks that the fact the galaxy is traveling through space has an effect on the earth’s climate, but altering the composition of the earth’s atmosphere does not?  And even further, the former is what disproves the latter?

The unplugged controller metaphor is michelin star chef's kiss.  

23 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Marge bout to school Elon on gravity.

Elon and Marge on a stage discussing space lasers and Mars colonization is something I might throw a few bucks at to watch for the lulz.

Let's hope she seduces him and he suicides when he realizes what a fool he really is.

On 11/19/2024 at 7:49 PM, Horn Dogg said:

I think Trump already named Luke Skywalker for that position

More likely to nominate Jar-Jar Binks

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A 1,350% chance.

 

You either get it, or you don't.  Or you get it 1,350%.

25 minutes ago, miguelito said:

A 1,350% chance.

 

You either get it, or you don't.  Or you get it 1,350%.

That’s a tell it’s not an English as first language account, a European would write 1.35 as 1,350.  They use commas where we use decimals and vice versa. That plus a link to telegram? Likely Russian account.

44 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm so sick of this shit.

its what the people want 

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4 minutes ago, staboner said:

its what the people want 

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It's what they crave.  We're the Brawndo of the universe.

On 11/20/2024 at 10:38 AM, Horn Dogg said:

His attitude toward women is a good cultural fit with this administration.  Wrong color though.

Actually, similar to Snoop, Luther is a solid citizen these days.  Probably more solid than Snoop.

 

People elected this.

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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She's going to shoot down the drones and all the freedom loving Americans?

 

 

2 hours ago, miguelito said:

A 1,350% chance.

 

You either get it, or you don't.  Or you get it 1,350%.

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10 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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Did she just threaten me?

Did she just threaten me?

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5 hours ago, Nivek said:


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Sad truth: Congressman Cornholio would be a GIANT step up from this dipshit.

11 hours ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Did she just threaten me?

When you fire a bullet up in the air, care to guess where it goes?

28 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

When you fire a bullet up in the air, care to guess where it goes?

Into drones, DUH!

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