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2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Something just a tad off about that guy second from the right. Like he spends several hours a day in a vise just slowly being compressed to a shorter, stockier version of himself.

The way their recruiting literally fell off a cliff and Jimbo antagonized Saban, I think this will be the worst roller coaster ride they’ve ever endured.  The beauty is we will find out soon, either way.  

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I'm not exactly a biblical scholar, but I think Moses stuck around a little longer than 3 years 

AND won the Red Sea bowl game!

Just now, ABSR said:

AND won the Red Sea bowl game!

I heard that was a washout.

Something just a tad off about that guy second from the right. Like he spends several hours a day in a vise just slowly being compressed to a shorter, stockier version of himself.

He’s not over weight, he’s under tall!
2 hours ago, Duval Street said:

Considerate of the blonde to hunch over so as not to offend her boyfriend’s Napoleon complex.

that's not a boy

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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So the dude second from the left has to be related to Jimbo, right? Short, kinda looks like Jimbo, has the weird thumb.

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I'm not exactly a biblical scholar, but I think Moses stuck around a little longer than 3 years 

3 years in College Station is roughly equivalent to 40 years wandering the wilderness 

22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jewish Humor Central: FOUND AT LAST! Mel Brooks' Lost Five Commandments

The fighting Texas A&M Aggies have won here, these Fifteen conference champ............(crack!).....these Ten conference championships in 130 years of football.  

On 8/31/2022 at 6:55 AM, BigHorn'13 said:

I'm going to have to stop you right here...

On 8/31/2022 at 7:24 AM, South Austin said:

This.  No cool story was ever followed anywhere with the phrase "I lived in College Station."

I would like to point out that The University of Texas had some great teams/seasons while I was doing my stint in that hell hole. It was the only thing that made living there bearable during that time. When Vince ran into the endzone and Leinart threw the final dead duck to take the National Title, my ass was screaming from the middle of my Cul-de-Sac, shirtless, something to the tune of "KISS MY ENTIRE ASS YOU FUCKING HILLBILLIES. THE TEXAS LONGHORNS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!! HOLY SHIT WE WON IT ALL, HAHAHAHAHAH!!!" My redass neighbors across the street turned off their lights and the only glow was coming from the TV still showing our celebration. Showed up to work (on their campus) in my Rose Bowl shirt with the biggest shit-eating grin I could muster. I should have driven to Austin that night.

 

On 8/31/2022 at 7:54 AM, Pam Cummings said:

Unless it ends with "and then i moved away from that shithole", of course.

I moved back in 2007, but into my first home the night of the Tech game 2008. I'll never forget my aggy wife and I celebrating when Craig said the pass was intercepted by Gideon, only to be devastated one play later. Maybe I should move back to CS. 🤦‍♂️ 

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Fuck tech

3 hours ago, Texasrocks said:

I didn't realize until I was today years old that Tom Herman had a higher winning percentage at Texas than Bear Bryant did at aggy. That was Bryant's lowest winning percentage of any school he coached at and he lost the only bowl game he coached at a&m. And he's their "Moses."

That pretty much sums it up. 

3 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Eventually.

 

2 hours ago, JRThorn said:

After he takes your order?

Back to the glory hole Leon!!!

5 hours ago, nnm said:

Just when I think they can’t get any dumber …

Lulz. You'd have better luck trying to write out all digits of π. Their capacity for stupidity is infinite. 

 

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

I heard on the radio this morning that Penn State has sold over 91,000 season tickets this year.  Wow!

That must include students 

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

The way their recruiting literally fell off a cliff and Jimbo antagonized Saban, I think this will be the worst roller coaster ride they’ve ever endured.  The beauty is we will find out soon, either way.  

Next season is the szn ya dumb okie!

6 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

That must include students 

Surely.  The town's population is ~ 42K.

8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

That must include students 

Probably correct

Edit: there were 21,000 student tickets available. 

 

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4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

That must include students 

I think you misspelled pedophiles

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

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18 hours ago, Droopy said:

Maybe I should move back to CS. 🤦‍♂️ 

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It’s September in the year 2022 of our lord and Billy has not released his top 44 in state recruits.

and when I think about the year they’re about to have to predict wins, I just don’t see how they’re better than 9 wins. They lost 4 games last year, and won’t be running back to back years vs Saban. If you look at their depth chart where exactly are they supposed to be improved? 

The most beautiful thing to point out when those dipshits make fun of 5-7 is Jimbo's record the year before they gave him a 10 year deal.

33 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Michigan - 17.6%

aggy - 2.0%

Pitt - ???

Baylor - ???

Desmond Howard is gonna get rich.

32 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

The most beautiful thing to point out when those dipshits make fun of 5-7 is Jimbo's record the year before they gave him a 10 year deal.

Replace their OOC schedule with teams with a pulse and scale back the absurd amount of home games, and they'd be 5-7 most years. 

21 hours ago, Vertuzzi said:

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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This is just ridiculous to have us that high. More depressing is seeing the same four teams at the top once again. 

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2 hours ago, Deej said:

Replace their OOC schedule with teams with a pulse and scale back the absurd amount of home games, and they'd be 5-7 most years. 

Honestly the more I look at it I think 5-7 is their ceiling this year.  They are going to be a much worse team than last year and outlook is downhill from here....a lot of the fake "studs" they got in this last recruiting class are going to rush the portal wanting to go somewhere with a chance or at least some relevance. 


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17 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

I hope you're ready to win Surly today

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9 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Hell, no 👎

 

 

Signs point to 

Magic 8 Ball - Wikipedia

 

and 

How to Plan for Business: 4 Parts of Planning | Greg Bustin

 

13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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I give us a 17% chance of taking the dick out of our ass this year

Honestly the more I look at it I think 5-7 is their ceiling this year.  They are going to be a much worse team than last year and outlook is downhill from here....a lot of the fake "studs" they got in this last recruiting class are going to rush the portal wanting to go somewhere with a chance or at least some relevance. 

That’s a bit of a reach. What would their floor be?
40 minutes ago, redswingline said:

 

 

I give us a 17% chance of taking the dick out of our ass this year

I give a 100% chance of putting that same dick in your mouth this year.

On 8/31/2022 at 2:56 PM, LOHorn said:

So the dude second from the left has to be related to Jimbo, right? Short, kinda looks like Jimbo, has the weird thumb.

Well, he's Jimbo's boss, so kinda related.

9 hours ago, markstanco said:


That’s a bit of a reach. What would their floor be?

I stated that poorly.  I should have said "5-7 is a likely outcome if they are firing on all cylinders".  I see two teams on their schedule where they are clearly the better team - Sam Houston and UMASS.  The other games, including App State, are either toss ups or likely complete beat downs.  They will probably win those two and then grab a couple of the toss ups and maybe even an upset.

aggy is bad this year and has a strong downward trajectory, especially with us joining the SEC

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