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17 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Something else for them to fuck up royally 

 

That diploma mill has 74,000 students now? 

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

That diploma mill has 74,000 students now? 

Seems low, are they forgetting QaTmar? And hell there's at least 50000 Blinndergarteners from Katy and Cypress alone

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Something else for them to fuck up royally 

 

Bitcoin 101: Buying "recreational" sheep on the black market with cryptocurrency. Is it actually anonymous and should we care?  - Professor Cletus von Jizzjar

Edited by gofuckyourself

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

That diploma mill has 74,000 students now? 

74,289 to be exact.  Who knows what the number really is if they are using the same person that announces attendance at Kroger Field.  

20 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Texas A&M medical school bragged about removing photos of white male alumni:

The Texas A&M School of Medicine bragged that removing photos of white male alumni was an example of its institutional commitment to diversity, equity, and inclusion, new documents reveal.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/texas-a-m-medical-school-bragged-about-removing-photos-of-white-male-alumni/ar-AA16o6U7?ocid=DELLDHP&pc=MDDS&cvid=7b13d60810ba414c9a791fbd942d0927

Apparently, it's true. Here's what I found from a freedom of info request.

 

Before:

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1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

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That car is probably worth more than an aggy degree.

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Oh, aggy, still selling the SEC myth. "Now we's suck bc the SEC is harder." 

 

Riley is skeered of secsecsec. he'll replace Jimbo in 5 years.

I think it was a Cheers episode, but not sure (some early 90's sitcom IIRC).  Anyway, not the line in "Casino" about Nicky's betting technique being un-scientific.  

But it's a main character talking sports betting with another regular about his mathematical approach to gambling.  And the schlub asks the smart guy, "You know so much about sports betting, what's your secret?"  And the smart guy says, "Basically, I listen to how you're gonna bet and I do the exact opposite."  

I'm starting to base more and more of my life choices on what Aggies are doing.  I look over at A&M and whatever they're doing in life, I try and do the exact opposite.  

3 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I think it was a Cheers episode, but not sure (some early 90's sitcom IIRC).  Anyway, not the line in "Casino" about Nicky's betting technique being un-scientific.  

But it's a main character talking sports betting with another regular about his mathematical approach to gambling.  And the schlub asks the smart guy, "You know so much about sports betting, what's your secret?"  And the smart guy says, "Basically, I listen to how you're gonna bet and I do the exact opposite."  

I'm starting to base more and more of my life choices on what Aggies are doing.  I look over at A&M and whatever they're doing in life, I try and do the exact opposite.  

 

Also Seinfeld when Costanza realizes he will succeed if he does the exact opposite of what his instinct tells him to do.  I feel they should show that episode at every Fish camp as one of those mandatory onboarding trainings for new Aggy students.

 

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1 hour ago, Mittens said:

 

Wow, those are usually kind of lame. I watched the first minute or so and then started working on something else but left it running. I was not expecting that touching ending for Mississippi State and RIP for Coach Leach. That was well done.

4 hours ago, tejas60 said:

Riley is skeered of secsecsec. he'll replace Jimbo in 5 years.

Not unless his brain falls out before.

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I think it was a Cheers episode, but not sure (some early 90's sitcom IIRC).  Anyway, not the line in "Casino" about Nicky's betting technique being un-scientific.  

But it's a main character talking sports betting with another regular about his mathematical approach to gambling.  And the schlub asks the smart guy, "You know so much about sports betting, what's your secret?"  And the smart guy says, "Basically, I listen to how you're gonna bet and I do the exact opposite."  

I'm starting to base more and more of my life choices on what Aggies are doing.  I look over at A&M and whatever they're doing in life, I try and do the exact opposite.  

Was it possibly the movie "let it ride" with Richard Dreyfuss? 

7 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

How can I make it about me? Mascot Edition.

 

Try some hog glaze on that mofo and a few hours on the pit. Then crap it out on your sacred grass. It’ll be ok Rev.

Tusk Five is actually a pretty cool call-sign for a fighter pilot.  Reveille Ten is a cool name for a closeted gay bar in rural Texas.  

16 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

How can I make it about me? Mascot Edition.

 

Hey Reveille -

Here is what Arkansas probably thinks of you...

 

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On 1/17/2023 at 11:16 AM, tejas60 said:

Riley is skeered of secsecsec. he'll replace Jimbo in 5 years.

Also defines A&M as an entry level position at the SEC.

On 1/17/2023 at 2:31 PM, Uncle Nate said:

 

Also Seinfeld when Costanza realizes he will succeed if he does the exact opposite of what his instinct tells him to do.  I feel they should show that episode at every Fish camp as one of those mandatory onboarding trainings for new Aggy students.

 

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Idea stolen from Hogan's Heros, when Hogan had to disarm a bomb that had landed in the stalag but had not detonated. It came down to clipping one of two wires where one disarms and the the other detonates. Hogan ask Clink which wire to cut and Hogan cuts the other wire and saves the day. Hogan said he had no idea which was the right wire to cut, but was pretty sure Clink would pick the wrong one.

17 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

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That thing looks like it could give at any minute.

47 minutes ago, Deej said:

That thing looks like it could give at any minute.

They should have hired Cougar High engineers.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

That thing looks like it could give at any minute.

Sooner or later it will. My bet is on sooner.

They should have hired Cougar High engineers.

Why? Aggies are great at building stadiums.
1 hour ago, markstanco said:


Why? Aggies are great at building stadiums.

You misspelled glory holes.

7 hours ago, Deej said:

That thing looks like it could give at any minute.

it could

never go south of the 10-yard line of the south end of pyle especially with people in that thing

it's going to collapse with massive loss of life during a game before the end of this decade

4 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it could

never go south of the 10-yard line of the south end of pyle especially with people in that thing

it's going to collapse with massive loss of life during a game before the end of this decade

Avatar checks out

On 1/17/2023 at 10:48 AM, DFW Horn said:

Oh, aggy, still selling the SEC myth. "Now we's suck bc the SEC is harder." 

 

aggys' sucking has made a lot of things hard... it's what they do. 

Am I the only person who didn't know they even had a medical school?  That institution never came up when my kids were applying.

7 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it could

never go south of the 10-yard line of the south end of pyle especially with people in that thing

it's going to collapse with massive loss of life during a game before the end of this decade

And instead of learning & growing from the experience and holding anyone accountable, they will instead celebrate the sacrifice of those lost.

30 minutes ago, Twizzler said:

Am I the only person who didn't know they even had a medical school?  That institution never came up when my kids were applying.

I know they have at least some of their med school at Round Rock. I did hear that they had an internship deal with Seaton/Breckenridge and when UT took that over for the med school they screamed bloody murder that their graduates had no internships available (and that it was all a plot by UT to screw them over). Lack of planning and options had nothing to do with it of course.

32 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Fify

No, they're not. If they were great at it they wouldn't fall down. 

3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

No, they're not. If they were great at it they wouldn't fall down. 

I said they were great at building them.  Not great at building them well.

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Can't hold onto student ID.  Do not want.

"not one of us"

"didnt buy into the program"

"Not a real ag"

"Not sec ready"

23 hours ago, Deej said:

That thing looks like it could give at any minute.

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Good stuff from aggy on r/cfb

They as a whole, a group of generational morons, keep kicking the can of “next year” down the road. That road has increased in length for decades, so it just keeps piling upon itself.

They were mediocre in all conferences that they were in “historically”, so I really don’t know where they can possibly derive their “chest bumping” mentality. All one has to do is look at their history from previous conference participation: SWC, B12, and now SEC = barely above .500 in conference play.

They will fight to no end to ensure that both Texas and OU aren’t on their regular SEC schedule going forward. The SEC-W was already tough enough for them, let alone letting Daddy and Step-Dad appear on that annual 12 game schedule.

Hook’em!!!

Can't hold onto student ID.  Do not want.
Does Arch really need ID around campus? Anyone that doesn't immediately know who he is should be fired/expelled
1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

They as a whole, a group of generational morons, keep kicking the can of “next year” down the road. That road has increased in length for decades, so it just keeps piling upon itself.

They were mediocre in all conferences that they were in “historically”, so I really don’t know where they can possibly derive their “chest bumping” mentality. All one has to do is look at their history from previous conference participation: SWC, B12, and now SEC = barely above .500 in conference play.

They will fight to no end to ensure that both Texas and OU aren’t on their regular SEC schedule going forward. The SEC-W was already tough enough for them, let alone letting Daddy and Step-Dad appear on that annual 12 game schedule.

Hook’em!!!

Generationalmorons.com should autodirect to texags

https://www.goodbullhunting.com/platform/amp/2023/1/19/23557588/where-did-texas-a-m-aggies-transfer-portal-players-end-up
 

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What should we make of this ‘portal exodus:’

From a sheer numbers perspective, Texas A&M led the nation in transfer portal entries. That makes for an easy narrative that things are not going well in College Station. And while that is undoubtedly a lot of talent and depth headed out the door, it may not be as catastrophic as it may seen on the surface. Some things to keep in mind:

Texas A&M has lost 3 five-star and 18 four-star players to either the portal, the draft or graduation. But they’ve also added 3 five-star and 12 four-star players from high school and the portal. A&M has some ground to make up in filling out their roster, but having the same number of five star players and only six fewer four-star players than last year is hardly the disaster that many have portrayed it to be. And there’s a good chance they aren’t done adding to the total coming in.

Of the 22 players who started in the Aggies’ season-ending win over No. 5 LSU, not a single one entered the transfer portal (19 of them return and three are early entrants to the NFL Draft).

Only 14 of the 24 A&M players who entered the transfer portal ended up at another Power 5 program. That’s not meant to diss those players, but simply to illustrate that many of these portal departures are your run of the mill transfer seeking more playing time, and several of the players who ended up at other top programs (Marshall, Harris, Adileye) reportedly had disciplinary issues that would have prevented them from returning even if they wanted to do so.

While the portal attrition is significant, not enough has been made of how virtually nonexistent the Aggies’ losses due to graduation are this year. With S Demani Richardson and TE Max Wright announcing their returns for one more season, A&M currently stands to only lose THREE scholarship seniors from last year’s roster (WR Ainias Smith, WR Jalen Preston and LS Connor Choate). And it is not a foregone conclusion that all of those players leave. With only three underclassmen declaring for the draft, A&M was seemingly always destined to have significant portal departures simply to make room for the incoming recruiting classes.

The portal window hit A&M hard, but mostly with regard to depth rather than starters. Granted, depth matters in college football. You rotate players at a lot of positions, and injuries happen that make backups suddenly become starters. But this team will still be one of the most talented in college football, with a lot more game time experience than it had a year ago. If the coaching changes click, this could be a team that could do some real damage in 2023, even with the portal departures.

 

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