Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 91.3k
  • Views 9.6m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

Wasn't there a sports show clip of a dumb aggy comparing atm to top teams and she used Oklahoma State as the comparison in trying to argue that aggy wasn't second fiddle to the best teams?

The bowl game matchup to finally settle the score of who's really the best of the lesser programs.

35 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Maybe the fighting milkmen can draw up some plays and signal them in. Not even the Navajo could break the aggy hivemind code.

7 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Maybe the fighting milkmen can draw up some plays and signal them in. Not even the Navajo could break the aggy hivemind code.

QO_wT-.gif

source.gif

10 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

IMG_3686.thumb.jpeg.c40cfc933a54594b028c7b54bf596c22.jpeg

that aggy poster said they "use to dominate the big 12", I'm glad you posted their record because...

Cracking Up Lol GIF by HULU

that is next level horse shit and regarded 

  • Popular Post
5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

The ad should be fired, today. Even for aggie, this is making fubar look like a step up

3 hours ago, Bookman said:

If you know any Aggies, today might be a good day to call them up and let them know you care about them. 

If you call them, offer to coach their bowl game for them.

December 3rd is a date which will live in infamy for them - UT selected for the CFP, their discovering their beloved DL coach was going to fucking Syracuse, players heading for the portal, and finding out that they don't have anybody to coach their bowl game.

18 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Love this quote from texags:

Well, yeah.  You're a bunch of fucking weirdos who never, ever accomplished anything of value.  Why would you get the benefit of the doubt?

Hell, you built a COMPETITION SWIMMING POOL that was shorter than regulation, negating any records set within.  You literally built a stairway to nowhere on campus.  You almost asphyxiated onlookers when you blew up the tackle box football stadium.  You DID kill 12 people when your Lincoln Logs stack fell down.  You devoted research money to developing maroon carrots.  You can't win anything of consequence in football, basketball, or baseball.  Why in the blue hell would the media give you any credit at all?

Don't forget the 1.18 million gallons of sewage pumped into the golf course. That seems like a lot

 

https://www.kbtx.com/content/news/Report-118-million-gallons-of-sewage-found-flowing-from-AM-to-golf-course-Wolf-Pen-Creek-481553711.html

"they somehow got 12 wins"
"despite barely being a top 10 team"
"with their weak schedule"

Did you miss the next sentence in the fairy tale?
If you call them, offer to coach their bowl game for them.
December 3rd is a date which will live in infamy for them - UT selected for the CFP, their discovering their beloved DL coach was going to fucking Syracuse, players heading for the portal, and finding out that they don't have anybody to coach their bowl game.

You forgot that aggy and Russia share a motto to capture their similar realities: “and then it got worse.”
The corollary, the rule of Brisket for when you think aggy has hit rock-bottom: “there is no bottom.”
  • Popular Post
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Michael Jordan Lol GIF

IMG_2578.jpeg

Hold up. They spend a decade claiming that we could never survive the grind of an "SEC schedule," and now that we finally have an SEC schedule, they pivot and complain that it's weak? Come on little brother, you're better than that. Well, no you're not. But anyway

Saw this over on texags this morning... portal opening tomorrow... current state of things... (Good thing Elko making all the HS coaching rounds)

image.png.2834f6a181e52651433a9a86ddfe18e5.png

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

No, you don’t. 

The Aggy DC was Durkin. Robinson was the beloved and very good D-Line coach. Robinson wants to be a HC one day. No DL coach has ever been given a HC job. Elko would not hire Robinson as DC, but Aggy offered him an insanely high salary to not pursue a DC title. He declined. 

As expected, The DL mercenaries loyal to Robinson are leaving 

The new DL coach is a jag that got fired from Florida. Elko still hasn’t hired a DC yet. The Great Santucci declined, which is probably good news. 

Yep. Good for Robinson. A talented coach on the rise like him wants opportunity to advance his career, not a pay raise and that cringy, condescending "attaboy!" their AD tossed at him. Plus, like any smart employee, Robinson considered the total compensation for taking the Syracuse job; and getting out of College Station is a huge signing bonus.

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Saw this over on texags this morning... portal opening tomorrow... current state of things... (Good thing Elko making all the HS coaching rounds)

image.png.2834f6a181e52651433a9a86ddfe18e5.png

Looch said they were Brian Gross-Armiento on staff i thought. nothing official there yet.

technically they have Durkin, James Coley and Blackwell under contract. i assume Blackwell stays just because he's good at his job and under contract? if he goes does that impact Owens? because that guy going into the portal would be funny as hell.

assume Durkin leaves. no clue on Coley, guess that depends on OC hire. they also had Craig under contract but he was let go. Addazio's contract ends soon.

 

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The corollary, the rule of Brisket for when you think aggy has hit rock-bottom: “there is no bottom.

Isn't there, though?

 

HZT_sz3ae36BgVd1WWZm3qiMCwCYTWo4q9I8lDe9

 

9 hours ago, TXUT said:

I know it has been a while since we’ve been relevant, but even we don’t deserve all of this. It’s not fair we get to enjoy these accomplishments at the same time of such great A&M failures. 

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjopYizWT9CCAoVgcsebY

  • Popular Post
5 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Isn't there, though?

 

HZT_sz3ae36BgVd1WWZm3qiMCwCYTWo4q9I8lDe9

 

We’re so good, their biggest yell leader had to do this. 
782B47F1-0FB8-4C26-839D-39976DA5009F.jpeg.de339915adc1d90a7960138389034088.jpeg

Legit question: Do they get to keep the Greatest Recruiting Class EVAH!!! trophy? Asking for a friend since that Hall O Champion(s) (should this be plural?) is looking a little empty and the Meat Judging trophy needs a friend.

Edited by StrippersAndNobelPrizes

Mark Stoops probably would've had almost a full coaching staff at this point. Oh well. 

 

  • Popular Post
2 minutes ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

Legit question: Do they get to keep the Greatest Recruiting Class EVAH!!! trophy? Asking for a friend since that Hall O Champion(s) (should this be plural?) is looking a little empty and the Meat Judging trophy needs a friend.

 

aggyhallchampeentumbleweed.jpg

  • Popular Post
2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Wasn't there a sports show clip of a dumb aggy comparing atm to top teams and she used Oklahoma State as the comparison in trying to argue that aggy wasn't second fiddle to the best teams?

The bowl game matchup to finally settle the score of who's really the best of the lesser programs.

 

Do I have this right?
aggy D-coordinator WHO THE NEW COACH HAD TO KEEP decided that he'd rather be the D-coordinator at fucking SYRACUSE?????
And their best D player portaled and another D-line recruit decommitted?  
And this all happened while Texas is making the playoffs?
I feel like I'm hallucinating...
The best part about all this is the fact this sticking point likely cost them a chance at any other HC not named Elko, and ultimately this "ERob" fella up and decides he's had enough of this aggy shit. Fiction ain't got nuthin that can touch aggy reality.
3 minutes ago, ousux said:
9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
Do I have this right?
aggy D-coordinator WHO THE NEW COACH HAD TO KEEP decided that he'd rather be the D-coordinator at fucking SYRACUSE?????
And their best D player portaled and another D-line recruit decommitted?  
And this all happened while Texas is making the playoffs?
I feel like I'm hallucinating...

The best part about all this is the fact this sticking point likely cost them a chance at any other HC not named Elko, and ultimately this "ERob" fella up and decides he's had enough of this aggy shit. Fiction ain't got nuthin that can touch aggy reality.

agreed on this front.

Bjork and co clearly don't/didn't understand what Robinson's goal was (head coach) and the path to get there was via being a DC not the highest paid DL coach in the country.

 

Was ERob, the guy they liked and wanted to retain, basically the only assistant that got screwed out of keeping his payout money?

I don't know what the assistant contracts looked like, so only speculating, but id be pissed if all my colleagues are getting multi-hundred K+ checks cut for severance pay and I'm being held hostage on a sinking ship.

Just now, BillyBadAss said:

Was ERob, the guy they liked and wanted to retain, basically the only assistant that got screwed out of keeping his payout money?

I don't know what the assistant contracts looked like, so only speculating, but id be pissed if all my colleagues are getting multi-hundred K+ checks cut for severance pay and I'm being held hostage on a sinking ship.

he's the only one who walked away from the contract so far.

they still have Durkin, Coley, Gross-Armiento and Blackwell under contract whose roles are TBA.

Craig got fired. Durkin is probably next.


Code broke, that’s the “Touch Down” play!

What are they touching down though?
8 minutes ago, NoName said:

agreed on this front.

Bjork and co clearly don't/didn't understand what Robinson's goal was (head coach) and the path to get there was via being a DC not the highest paid DL coach in the country.

 

This goes right back to their constant braying about (allegedly) having unlimited resources and yet always managing to step on their cranks.  The leadership has no idea what they are doing but By God they are going to keep throwing money in the fire to fix it.

2 minutes ago, NoName said:

he's the only one who walked away from the contract so far.

they still have Durkin, Coley, Gross-Armiento and Blackwell under contract whose roles are TBA.

Craig got fired. Durkin is probably next.

Sort of the same though? The other guys just have to wait a week or two to get fired and they get their payout. ERob knew he wasn't getting fired.

So basically everyone gets free money except the guy you actually felt deserved it the most?

Pisser.

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Do I have this right?

aggy D-coordinator WHO THE NEW COACH HAD TO KEEP decided that he'd rather be the D-coordinator at fucking SYRACUSE?????

And their best D player portaled and another D-line recruit decommitted?  

And this all happened while Texas is making the playoffs?

I feel like I'm hallucinating...

The best part is their aggy level of delusion to keep some of the staff together likely chased away better coaching candidates than Elmo 

Fire This Is Fine GIF

3 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

The best part is their aggy level of delusion to keep some of the staff together likely chased away better coaching candidates than Elmo 

Fire This Is Fine GIF

That's making a very large assumption that better candidates would be interested in the job.

41 minutes ago, MrBig said:

 

Can we just keep this on every page of this thread?  This is fantastic.

It really is amazing.  They severely hamstrung their head coaching search to keep a dl coach that hasn't proving much other than the ability to drop bags in NJ.  They think the dl coach is key to holding together their best recruiting class ever that is poised for a playoff run next year (cumulative record at aggy 12-12).  Elko is the best they can find to agree to this setup.  Within a week of the hire, the dl coach is gone and the best class ever starts hitting the portal.

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Damn I hope the Cowboys roll those losers. 

11 minutes ago, royiv said:

That's making a very large assumption that better candidates would be interested in the job.

Yeah I think the writing on the wall is clear.... A&M is the coaching graveyard you go there for your career to die.

Slocum: Never coached again
Fran: Sat out 3 years then had to take a job at FBS transitional Texas State would coach 5 more seasons of sub .500 football
Sherman: Spent 2 seasons as Dolphins OC then 2 seasons coaching high school then 1 season of CFL
Sumlin: Coached 2+ seasons at Arizona posting a 9-20 record, coached the USFL Gamblers for 1 year and now AHC/co-OC/TE coach at Maryland
Bilbo: TBD

Sherman being NFL OC and Sumlin being P5 Head Coach are the only two even remotely decent jobs post aggydom the rest all suck.

Edited by Pimphand

  • Popular Post

Holy shit, aggy gets to lose their bowl to the team we just beat by 4 touchdowns, then watch us in the playoff??

Fuckin' A, man.  Fuckin'.  A.

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Gundy better stomp aggie.

I assume Gordon plays correct?  wonder if there are opt outs on the OSU side.

Seriously, how much would it cost them to fire Elko right now and then reopen their coaching search WITHOUT the giant boat anchor requirement of having to retain their bagman DL coach?

'Cause, it's probably what they should be doing right about now...

43 minutes ago, NoName said:

 

Bjork and co clearly don't/didn't understand what Robinson's goal was (head coach) and the path to get there was via being a DC not the highest paid DL coach in the country the difference between their asses and a hole in the stall.

 

fixed

5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I assume Gordon plays correct?  wonder if there are opt outs on the OSU side.

Unless he intends to transfer yes.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.