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I didn’t know it was possible to get arrested in Texas for dwi in the 80s.

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2 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Finally, something for the Hall of Champions.

 

How dare you snub the Meat Judging team…

 

 

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2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Finally, something for the Hall of Champions.

 

 
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9 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Finally, something for the Hall of Champions.

 

Those aTm Qatar transfer students are paying off! Ags playing the long game with that middle eastern campus. 

10 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

How dare you snub the Meat Judging team…

 

 

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The guy on the right is either constipated or the girl in front of him has a hold of his scrotum. As always, Meat Pimp is in charge, front and center.

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20 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

The guy on the right is either constipated or the girl in front of him has a hold of his scrotum. As always, Meat Pimp is in charge, front and center.

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11 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Finally, something for the Hall of Champions.

 

Aggy Qatar would like a word. They’ve won multiple cricket titles over the years 

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

I know this ain’t Stephen A. Smith’s real bracket. He’s gotta be playing a joke 

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It never ceases to amaze me in regard to the pathological need that talking heads have when it comes to picking ATM. You see it yearly in one sport or another. It's truly bizarre. They never win shit. They rarely come within shouting distance of winning anything, yet there they are, being selected by someone to make the CFP, or win the CWS or make the FF. 

I don't think even Stephen A. Smith is that stupid.  That's Desmond Howard territory.

From the texags thread about SAS' "prediction":

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Yeah, good luck against Cougar High.

49 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't think even Stephen A. Smith is that stupid.  That's Desmond Howard territory.

This is fairly on brand for Stephen A. He says some of the stupidest shit imaginable, and thinks that if he yells it at you it will come true. 

23 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

From the texags thread about SAS' "prediction":

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Yeah, good luck against Cougar High.

IF... and it is a big if, they make it past nebraska. Houston is going to embarrass them. 

On 3/18/2024 at 11:01 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Sad.

dude needs help before he kills someone driving drunk

4 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

The guy on the right is either constipated or the girl in front of him has a hold of his scrotum. As always, Meat Pimp is in charge, front and center.

Its the offseason. That time of year when championships are really won. Everyone in that photo stays sharp by spending at least a few hours a week handling/inspecting/savoring  Pimp's meat. 

Good thing they just blasted his phone # to the world.

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Predicting a Kelvin Sampson 1st/2nd round loss isn't a stretch.  It's the fact that aggy hasn't won a tournament game in 6 years and has only won 4 in the last 13 years where it becomes a problem to think aggy gonna knock em out.

I'm no fan of Sampson or Houston, but this is the best team he's ever had.  A&M isn't going to get close to them, given the chance.

2 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Sad.

dude needs help before he kills someone driving drunk

He can't unsee the things he lived through at Texas A&M, but he's trying. It's understandable.

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't think even Stephen A. Smith is that stupid.  That's Desmond Howard territory.

Your post suggests that, not only is Desmond dumber than Steven A Smith, but that there is a significant difference.

Please cite evidence.

Howard picked aggy to make the playoffs the year they went 5-7, I believe.

Hook’em!!!

From the texags thread about SAS' "prediction":
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Yeah, good luck against Cougar High.

Rest of quote “… off at the glory hole!”
42 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Did anybody get stabbed with a sword?

It was a machete, and it was after the fact.

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On 3/19/2024 at 1:22 PM, Herpa Derpa said:

I thought it was understood that's why they're called truck beds.

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Our boy Graham is at it again.  This time it's the Trev hire.  And of course none of it make sense.  This guy is going to be good for a lot of laughs going forward.

Texas A&M hiring Trev Alberts shows they are still one step ahead of Texas, OU
The Texas A&M Aggies are showing that they won’t back down to anybody in the new era of collegiate athletics.

By Graham Harmon

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Texas A&M’s hire of Trev Alberts as Director of Athletics shows that they won’t take a backseat to anybody—especially Texas and OU
When news came down that Texas A&M was hiring Trev Alberts as their new Director of Athletics, shockwaves were sent throughout the collegiate athletics landscape. Alberts has been a leader in the industry for quite some time, and is an alum of Nebraska. For those reasons, Texas A&M’s hire was rightly seen as a seismic move.

A move of this type was definitely a necessary one for Texas A&M. For all of Ross Bjork’s strengths as an athletic director, it was becoming clear that the Aggies may need an upgrade at that position as the tectonic plates of collegiate athletics begin to violently shift.

Alberts is that guy. He’s forward-thinking. He works well with donors. He understands the issues confronting athletic departments today, and comes up with innovative solutions. Importantly, he understands NIL and is well-apprised of where things could go. I have no doubt he is already ahead on planning for such scenarios.

So why do I bring up Texas and OU? That’s a fair question. It’s an easy enough answer to say that the Aggies are about to share a conference once again with them, so it’s natural to identify them as others who are trying to position themselves well for the future. Specifically, though, these were the big dogs in the Big 12; ones who often looked down on the Aggies.

Consider a recent instance: Chris Del Conte, at a Q&A session on the Texas campus, announced that they would be playing Texas A&M annually. This is an interesting point of political maneuvering. Let me explain.

By announcing this in such a context, Del Conte has the plausible deniability of saying he was talking about one of the big questions relevant to Texas Athletics moving forward. However, he also was the first to announce it, giving the impression that the Longhorns are the leader in the arrangement. Not only this, but a necessary consequence was revealing that the SEC would be moving to a different scheduling model than the one that they had previously been operating under!

This is the kind of underhanded politicking that we can expect from our neighbors to the west. There’s an undying, obsessive concern with image out there that leads to putting people in positions of power out there that are experts in, if nothing else, public relations and image management.

It takes a leader with real substance to counter that kind of flash. Alberts is that guy. He knows his plan and what it takes to execute it. That the Aggies identified him and had the leadership and wherewithal to land him speaks to the kind of department they are trying to build: one with strong vision and a lasting foundation.

https://gigemgazette.com/posts/texas-a-m-hiring-trev-alberts-shows-they-are-still-one-step-ahead-of-texas-ou-01hsc6ksf8yt

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Texas A&M’s hire was rightly seen as a seismic move.

He is spot on there……we are all shaking with laughter at their never ending clown show.

11 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

Our boy Graham is at it again.  This time it's the Trev hire.  And of course none of it make sense.  This guy is going to be good for a lot of laughs going forward.

Texas A&M hiring Trev Alberts shows they are still one step ahead of Texas, OU
The Texas A&M Aggies are showing that they won’t back down to anybody in the new era of collegiate athletics.

By Graham Harmon

https://gigemgazette.com/posts/texas-a-m-hiring-trev-alberts-shows-they-are-still-one-step-ahead-of-texas-ou-01hsc6ksf8yt

I would love to ask that dumbass exactly how we are one "one step behind" aggy?

F'ing delusional.

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Chris Del Conte, at a Q&A session on the Texas campus, announced that they would be playing Texas A&M annually.

Man, just look at that underhanded politicking!

8 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

He is spot on there……we are all shaking with laughter at their never ending clown show.

The funniest part of this is that aggy truly believes it was a great hire!

34 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

When news came down that Texas A&M was hiring Trev Alberts as their new Director of Athletics, shockwaves were sent throughout the collegiate athletics landscape. Alberts has been a leader in the industry for quite some time, and is an alum of Nebraska. For those reasons, Texas A&M’s hire was rightly seen as a seismic move.

Is there a Golden Raspberry equivalent for horrible sports writing?  This is the winner for worst lede of 2024.

Our boy Graham is at it again.  This time it's the Trev hire.  And of course none of it make sense.  This guy is going to be good for a lot of laughs going forward.
Texas A&M hiring Trev Alberts shows they are still one step ahead of Texas, OU
The Texas A&M Aggies are showing that they won’t back down to anybody in the new era of collegiate athletics.

By Graham Harmon
Texas A&M’s hire of Trev Alberts as Director of Athletics shows that they won’t take a backseat to anybody—especially Texas and OU
When news came down that Texas A&M was hiring Trev Alberts as their new Director of Athletics, shockwaves were sent throughout the collegiate athletics landscape. Alberts has been a leader in the industry for quite some time, and is an alum of Nebraska. For those reasons, Texas A&M’s hire was rightly seen as a seismic move.
A move of this type was definitely a necessary one for Texas A&M. For all of Ross Bjork’s strengths as an athletic director, it was becoming clear that the Aggies may need an upgrade at that position as the tectonic plates of collegiate athletics begin to violently shift.
Alberts is that guy. He’s forward-thinking. He works well with donors. He understands the issues confronting athletic departments today, and comes up with innovative solutions. Importantly, he understands NIL and is well-apprised of where things could go. I have no doubt he is already ahead on planning for such scenarios.
So why do I bring up Texas and OU? That’s a fair question. It’s an easy enough answer to say that the Aggies are about to share a conference once again with them, so it’s natural to identify them as others who are trying to position themselves well for the future. Specifically, though, these were the big dogs in the Big 12; ones who often looked down on the Aggies.
Consider a recent instance: Chris Del Conte, at a Q&A session on the Texas campus, announced that they would be playing Texas A&M annually. This is an interesting point of political maneuvering. Let me explain.
By announcing this in such a context, Del Conte has the plausible deniability of saying he was talking about one of the big questions relevant to Texas Athletics moving forward. However, he also was the first to announce it, giving the impression that the Longhorns are the leader in the arrangement. Not only this, but a necessary consequence was revealing that the SEC would be moving to a different scheduling model than the one that they had previously been operating under!
This is the kind of underhanded politicking that we can expect from our neighbors to the west. There’s an undying, obsessive concern with image out there that leads to putting people in positions of power out there that are experts in, if nothing else, public relations and image management.
It takes a leader with real substance to counter that kind of flash. Alberts is that guy. He knows his plan and what it takes to execute it. That the Aggies identified him and had the leadership and wherewithal to land him speaks to the kind of department they are trying to build: one with strong vision and a lasting foundation.
https://gigemgazette.com/posts/texas-a-m-hiring-trev-alberts-shows-they-are-still-one-step-ahead-of-texas-ou-01hsc6ksf8yt
This article is so full of aggy rhetoric and bluster all the current AI programs will be spot on accurate in a few years when you request "write me an article about Texas A&M football in the style of an A&M booster"

Hell, it probably won't take a few years, there is already plenty out there on the webs.

"Alberts is that guy. He’s forward-thinking. He works well with donors. He understands the issues confronting athletic departments today, and comes up with innovative solutions. Importantly, he understands NIL and is well-apprised of where things could go. I have no doubt he is already ahead on planning for such scenarios."

That there is some fucking hard-hitting journalism, mi amigos.

 

F'n rubes.

2 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Our boy Graham is at it again.  This time it's the Trev hire.  And of course none of it make sense.  This guy is going to be good for a lot of laughs going forward.

Texas A&M hiring Trev Alberts shows they are still one step ahead of Texas, OU
The Texas A&M Aggies are showing that they won’t back down to anybody in the new era of collegiate athletics.

By Graham Harmon

https://gigemgazette.com/posts/texas-a-m-hiring-trev-alberts-shows-they-are-still-one-step-ahead-of-texas-ou-01hsc6ksf8yt

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1 hour ago, ousux said:

Consider a recent instance: Chris Del Conte, at a Q&A session on the Texas campus, announced that they would be playing Texas A&M annually. This is an interesting point of political maneuvering. Let me explain.
By announcing this in such a context, Del Conte has the plausible deniability of saying he was talking about one of the big questions relevant to Texas Athletics moving forward. However, he also was the first to announce it, giving the impression that the Longhorns are the leader in the arrangement. Not only this, but a necessary consequence was revealing that the SEC would be moving to a different scheduling model than the one that they had previously been operating under!
This is the kind of underhanded politicking that we can expect from our neighbors to the west.
There’s an undying, obsessive concern with image out there that leads to putting people in positions of power out there that are experts in, if nothing else, public relations and image management.

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Why are we making fun of a mentally challenged adult? It's very gauche.

 

 

 

 

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yeah, I know there would be no thread otherwise.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised there's a magazine called the gigem gazette.

3 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

When news came down that Texas A&M was hiring Trev Alberts as their new Director of Athletics, shockwaves were sent throughout the collegiate athletics landscape. Alberts has been a leader in the industry for quite some time, and is an alum of Nebraska. For those reasons, Texas A&M’s hire was rightly seen as a seismic move.

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3 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

If there's one thing they know how to do it's polishing turds.

 

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...and knobs at the countless gloryholes in collie station.

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

I guess I shouldn't be surprised there's a magazine called the gigem gazette.

Jizzum Gazette.

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