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13 minutes ago, Blotto said:

 

@Enchubben 

I know you're too embarrassed to ask to be notified whenever these guys show up in a thread. I got ya. 

So dotard and the couch fucker are really gonna roll into downtown Atlanta next week on the heels of a similar rally by Harris and Megan thee Stallion. Which republican megastar is that fat orange fuck gonna bring with him to resonate with urban Atlanta....the Nuge, f'n Chachi? He'll get trounced in attendance and immediately claim he set a  record for the state of GA. 


They’ll pay people to attend to make the rally look similar in size. We know how this works.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

don't give him a pass on this. he's just a horrible person who looks down on other people - for a whole host of reasons. My future BIL quipped while drunk one time, "Parents are just better people." I think there are a lot of people who have had children that feel that they are simply better humans by virtue of having had children - most just don't say it out loud. Even fewer say it on a microphone while running for office. 

I am a parent of two and I can say I am not better. Being a parent is like becoming blind at 30 in a world with no braille or white canes and trying to find your way around. I am just guessing what will make my boys solid humans. My wife and I do our best we can that day. Constantly second guessing our decisions. I am positive I am screwing something up while hoping I don't. People that use kids as some sort of reflection of their value are insane. You really don't know if you did a good job for 30 years or so. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Okay weird, again

 

Huh.  So....to be clear....we're getting unsolicited advice on "how to be a man" and "what a man would do" from a dude who got his current wife by stalking her, deflating her tires so she'd have to get a ride home with him, all while he was already married.  Dude.  Richard Simmons and Liberace were more qualified to lecture people on "how to be a man" than that chunk of shit.

I have a son.  If I had to give him shorthand advice on "what would a man do," it would start with "do the opposite of everything Jesse Watters has ever done."

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Posted
8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

You think the "affable, mediocre sexual performers who drive bland cars for Kamala" call is gonna drive that much of a crowd?

You happen to have the link for that one?....asking for a friend 😬

Posted
38 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I gotta tell ya, this new thing of "Democrats who hit back".....I'm liking it.  I would like to see more of it.  And by more, I mean a fucking complete avalanche of it....

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Brother Brisket, you gotta admit the view from the ledge is looking a lot better these days...

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Posted
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I replied to my latest Ted Cruz spam with "Go fuck yourself, you treasonous simp."  Immediate response of "You have successfully been unsubscribed."

That's right, Cruz's campaign spam reacts to keywords to automatically unsubscribe you.  I'd like to think "treason" and "simp" are on that list as being so frequently used that they serve as red flags.

If you respond with “hey Heidi, call me” you might get a robocall.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Chopper said:

The answer is Megan Thee Stallion.

The question is, is it astonishingly weird that an adult, gay or not, doesn't understand why a pussy gets wet?

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I'm dying

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Posted
2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Brother Brisket, you gotta admit the view from the ledge is looking a lot better these days...

It will look better if/when there is a complete and total Democrat victory on November 5th.  Not a moment sooner.  Always be on the attack.  Always be running your offense.  The goal is to score as much as you can.  IDGAF, 10 seconds on the clock, you're at your own 40?  Throw the fucking ball downfield.  

Nothing looks good until the clock has run out and you have won.  Everything is is hopium and chicken counting and hubris and folly.  

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Posted
Just now, Brisketexan said:

It will look better if/when there is a complete and total Democrat victory on November 5th.  Not a moment sooner.  Always be on the attack.  Always be running your offense.  The goal is to score as much as you can.  IDGAF, 10 seconds on the clock, you're at your own 40?  Throw the fucking ball downfield.  

Nothing looks good until the clock has run out and you have won.  Everything is is hopium and chicken counting and hubris and folly.  

Oh that I agree, stay pissed and vigilant.  But the fact is this is momentum the Democratic party has not had since Obama.  Even FoxNews seems to be calling out the flailing Trump party...and not because they don't love them some Trump...I think they're just realizing what's best for their bottom line.  And they're all 'me' people, that we know...

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Chopper said:

The answer is Megan Thee Stallion.

The question is, is it astonishingly weird that an adult, gay or not, doesn't understand why a pussy gets wet?

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I forgot about this. Amazing.

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Posted
43 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Okay weird, again

 

0:24, "And I heard the scientists say the other day that when a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman.  Yeah, that's what the scientists say."  I can't tell if he was doing a bit, because the video cuts off, but either way---there's at least another few hundred thousand people walking around today thinking that's true.  

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Posted
3 hours ago, heso said:

Southwest PA is a little different than the rest of rural PA. PA used to be referred to as a T because the southeast corner was Philly and suburbs and strongly democrat. Southwest PA was the land of steel mills and coal mines and unions. It was a place where unions made a real fucking difference in towns where they’d send young kids into the mines and people worked long hours 6 days a week and were in debt to the company store. It’s a place where the changes that unions ushered in made a massive positive difference in people’s lives. And because of that it was solidly democratic from FDR through Kerry. McGovern was the only democrat that lost southwestern PA I’m that time. In that respect it has a lot in common with WV and eastern Kentucky. WV was a swing state and blue more often than not for most of the 20th century. 

And then a black man ran for president and SW PA was lost for at least a generation. 

As Carville famously said: "You've got Pittsburgh on the left, Philadelphia on the right, and Mississippi in the middle".

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

Counterpoint: The dude gets to walk around and introduce himself to women saying, “Hi…I’m Hung…No, I’m really Hung”

"Dey said you was hung"

"Dey was right"

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Posted

Trump’s grandpa - the Bavarian draft dodger - was an enterprising guy. He made his fortune, grifting minors and providing them food, lodging, and whores.  

When he returned to Bavaria, he had the equivalent of $600,000 or more. Bavaria found out he was a draft dodger, revoked his citizenship and kicked him out of the country.

With that tradition behind him, no Trump male since the 19th century has ever agreed to military service for their country. 

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It's like guys who claim they are alphas but aren't. They're just insecure. I think Kamala laughing and calling them weird cuts to the heart of the matter. They are so insecure and hate if a woman is laughing at them or thinking they're weird. 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Trump’s grandpa - the Bavarian draft dodger - was an enterprising guy. He made his fortune, grifting minors and providing them food, lodging, and whores.  

When he returned to Bavaria, he had the equivalent of $600,000 or more. Bavaria found out he was a draft dodger, revoked his citizenship and kicked him out of the country.

With that tradition behind him, no Trump male since the 19th century has ever agreed to military service for their country. 

I can proudly say my Great-Great-Grandathers did their duty for Bismarck before fucking off to America, only for my Great Grandfather to be sent back to the continent to watch artillery from a Hot Air Ballon before getting taken out by the Spanish flu at least.

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Posted
9 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

You already got your "white dudes for Kamala" moment.  You think the "affable, mediocre sexual performers who drive bland cars for Kamala" call is gonna drive that much of a crowd?

It keeps this board running 

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Oh snap, quick someone help me with my dress and heels, I’ve been a woman since 2016* and didn’t even know it!

 

 

*I'm sure it’s been longer than that with down ballot races 

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Posted
36 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Brother Brisket, you gotta admit the view from the ledge is looking a lot better these days...

Brisket answered the question, but fot myself-  I had accepted the inevitability of a Trump win as of June and developed contingencies accordingly. So, I’m playing with house money, baby. I am letting it all hang out and would encourage others to do the same. Blaze of glory either way. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I've been around the sun quite a few times. Men who shout about masculinity are hiding a deep shame or trauma in their personal lives. 

I'm sorry about whatever happened to them, but projecting their issues on to others has never been the answer. 

 

 

Enjoy your heliocentricity while you can. 

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Posted
I've been around the sun quite a few times. Men who shout about masculinity are hiding a deep shame or trauma in their personal lives. 
I'm sorry about whatever happened to them, but projecting their issues on to others has never been the answer. 
 
 

Sounds exactly like something a beta cuck nancy boy would say.

- Maga
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