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16 hours ago, F250 said:

You know what he did for the first 17 of his 26 years on Hornsfans, Shaggy and Surly? Counterintelligence. Derka's gone. There is no Derka.

wrong.

Every one of us is Derka...

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In a way, all of us has a Derka to face. For some, shyness might be their Derka. For others, a lack of education might be their Derka. For us, Derka is a big, unstable man who wants to blow up thread discussions. But as sure as my name is South Austin, the people of Surly can conquer their own personal Derka, who also happens to be the actual Derka!

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Posted
On 5/28/2024 at 5:03 PM, MissingInAction said:

I'm Derka!!

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On 5/28/2024 at 7:53 PM, Incredulity said:

The greatest trick Derka ever pulled is convincing Surly he doesn’t exist.

I made both of these jokes already but it's sort of evergreen content.

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Posted

I missed 842 posts about derka getting banned since I don’t come to this sub often.

842. Crazy. I read probably the first 50 and the last 50. Unless there is some serious shit in between I’d say good for Derka for doing the right thing and opting out. Get your shit together derka, and I mean that in a good way bro.

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On 6/6/2024 at 10:26 PM, markstanco said:

I’d say good for Derka for doing the right thing and opting out. Get your shit together derka, and I mean that in a good way bro.

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On 6/6/2024 at 11:59 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

You also missed him coming back about a week later. 

Wut? The new guy is definitely not Derka. It’s in the damn name. Can’t you read? 

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Posted
On 6/6/2024 at 11:59 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

You also missed him coming back about a week later. 

The whole thing got him exactly what he wanted...attention. 

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Posted
14 hours ago, Deej said:

The whole thing got him exactly what he wanted...attention. 

I kinda skimmed this thread and am left attempting to better understand him and what he deals with on a daily basis. I feel like even though this website provides a valuable place within his life’s construct, I think that the negatives of this site outweigh whatever positives he takes from here.

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On 6/14/2024 at 12:39 AM, UpperWestside said:

I feel like even though this website provides a valuable place within his life’s construct, I think that the negatives of this site outweigh whatever positives he takes from here.

I think that you need to reassess the positive value of a drawer full of really cheap “boom motherfucker” T-shirts.

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If you didn't know anything about shaggy or surly and had to catch up on several years, you could just read this thread

 

On the other hand, if you were a race of aliens deciding whether to invade earth or not, you'd decide to move on to another planet

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7 hours ago, runthebone said:

If you didn't know anything about shaggy or surly and had to catch up on several years, you could just read this thread

 

On the other hand, if you were a race of aliens deciding whether to invade earth or not, you'd decide to move on to another planet

Or maybe they would decide 

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my posts in that thread exclusively got (lots of) pos rep and support, and the guy who called me a fatass for no reason apologized. but yeah you really nailed the tenor of that thread with your post here. just great stuff as usual rex. everyone here values your many contributions to the discussions  on these boards. 👌🏻 

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On 8/27/2024 at 7:08 AM, Derka said:

my posts in that thread exclusively got (lots of) pos rep and support, and the guy who called me a fatass for no reason apologized. but yeah you really nailed the tenor of that thread with your post here. just great stuff as usual rex. everyone here values your many contributions to the discussions  on these boards. 👌🏻 

Don't take the bait.

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