Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted
3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

What's that?  Federalism?  Never heard of it.

Signed,

The Federalist Society

What’s that? Freedom? Never heard of it.

Signed,

The Freedom Caucus

  • Haha 1
  • Rage+1 5
Posted
9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Wait, he paused the fucking meeting to call Putin?

 

What in the ever living fuck?

Seriously.  Our POTUS is using the "phone a friend" option when he gets stumped.....except the friend is actually our enemy.

This fucking timeline.

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Haha 1
  • Drool 1
Posted
35 minutes ago, royiv said:

No one has done more to rehabilitate W’s image than Donald Trump.

I mean, the No Gestapo in Bastropo fucking dipshit morons were actually onto something with their W "Miss me yet?" shirts, they just tied them to the wrong goddamned president.

635666169489513033-AP-Jade-Helm-15.jpg

Go back in time.  Look at that picture, as you looked at it when it first came out.  Now, imagine future you stepping into the room, and telling you "oh....yeah....here's the thing.  Shit gets SO much dumber than this."  You'd have thought that future you was high on crack and meth combined after suffering a horrific TBI.  How could it POSSIBLY get dumber than this?

 

 

  • Haha 4
Posted
5 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Fuck it, Newsom should send Cali Guard troops to a red city with high crime “to help” but no masks for them.

I wish it weren't true, but nevertheless:

image.png.4a8af03acbabedcb49b6507292f1dac7.png

  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted
7 hours ago, TexArcher said:

The biggest asshole I've ever worked for autosigned his emails with "Warm regards, Melvin."

He'd type a couple of paragraphs of pure, uncut douche rocket, then you'd get that chipper signature.

Wherever Melvin is today, I hope a bird shits into his coffee and he doesn't notice.

 

 

 

 

Bernard

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Like 1
  • Haha 4
  • Drool 1
Posted
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

People who believe this are confirming they are idiots

image.thumb.png.ef77167fe029e3d7e7cd6f96cbb9895e.png

omg i read that three times and i still can't believe it's real. Washington DC is the most dangerous city in the world turned into the safest city in the world in, what, a week? 

 

200w (12).gif

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Haha 6
Posted
9 minutes ago, mchookem said:

omg i read that three times and i still can't believe it's real. Washington DC is the most dangerous city in the world turned into the safest city in the world in, what, a week? 

 

200w (12).gif

4 days

Posted
6 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I like voting in different states too. I usually just point to a random vehicle in the parking lot when they ask me for my plates. "There it is."


 

image.gif.1aab74e4bd57fd57fe9562534ff6bdb1.gif

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Haha 2
Posted
1 hour ago, mchookem said:

omg i read that three times and i still can't believe it's real. Washington DC is the most dangerous city in the world turned into the safest city in the world in, what, a week? 

 

200w (12).gif

This gif is how I feel daily. About all kinds of things.

  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted
5 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that's kind of the crazy thing. if he weren't such a total and absolute garbage person and had even an inkling of humanity I believe he could have been as great as he purports to be. instead of choosing the smart but conceited CEO route and hiring really good people and then taking all the credit, he chose the Jerry jones approach and is subsequently burning a very good thing to the ground - just as it was getting really good.

Just a minor change. If he were the total opposite of everything that makes him who he is then sure, he could’ve been a good and successful leader. 

  • Hook 'Em 3
  • Like 3
Posted
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

9/11 killed a shitload fewer Americans than Trump’s shitty COVID response…as just one example.

Ugh. Yep, for awhile there it was like a 9/11 every day. 

Posted

Meanwhile, Tommy Tuberville, Marsha Blackburn and Markwayne Mullin are the dumbest, most ignorant US senators in American history.

  • Hook 'Em 4
  • Like 1
Posted
16 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The Russians don’t even need to invest in information warfare anymore because Putin can just incept things into Trump’s brain and get him to start flailing around insanely. 

image.thumb.jpeg.a6e7ac8acd1e11d53d06b4d832f6d3cc.jpeg

This post sounds pretty desperate imho.

Posted
6 hours ago, Satchel said:

Meanwhile, Tommy Tuberville, Marsha Blackburn and Markwayne Mullin are the dumbest, most ignorant US senators in American history.

The dumbest, most ignore US senators so far.

spacer.png

  • Hook 'Em 3
  • Like 1
  • Haha 2
  • Rage+1 1


×
×
  • Create New...