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27 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

By tempering it with the Constitution, I don't think you can call them religious nuts or fanatics.  Had they been fanatics, the various factions represented never would have gotten together.

Never really heard Quakers referred to as religious fanatics, either.

 

I'm talking about colonial and early Americans. You're talking about the Founders. Those are two very different things.

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22 hours ago, safe sex said:

Yes everyone here is aware that Quinn is a piece of shit

He’s a dumb kid.  I had some dumb beliefs when I was his age too. Not dumb like voting for an obvious conman who grifts the shit out of the dumbest people in this country, of which there are a fuckload, but definitely I had some questionable actions. 

He is worth at the very least a million dollars

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Anastasis level = expert

It only counts if they are kids?

38 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'm talking about colonial and early Americans. You're talking about the Founders. Those are two very different things.

I'm talking about founders because that's what Hermanator said.

16 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Maybe in every instance of the word  “white” replace it with “black” and let me know your thoughts?

I read this in Matt McConaughey’s voice

5 hours ago, wood said:

Guess what they're going after next. Been waiting for this. Fuckers.

X ad from the Wesley Donahue Nancy Mace thread:

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The chemical abortion drug war will have to wait until after we invade Mexico.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The chemical abortion drug war will have to wait until after we invade Mexico.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He’ll call it a special military operation.

2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

That's where it all comes from culturally. Throw Quakerism in there, too. America has a long history of religious fanaticism, even if the Founders tempered it with the Constitution.

All religions should be fanatics like the Quakers.

Quakerism is a religious movement begun by George Fox in the 17th century. Quakers believe that all people have access to the inner light of direct communion with God. They believe in the spiritual equality of all people, pacifism, consensus, and simplicity.”

3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Where does this "religious nut" shit come from?  Sure, they were nominally Christian for the most part, but there's about zero evidence that any of them were religious nuts, certainly by modern standards.  First Amendment belies that whole notion.

And, yeah, there was slavery, which was tolerated more than endorsed, and subjugation of women.  Standard shit for the times.  Not making excuses for it, it is what it is and it was more progressive than any other contemporary nation.

 

Salem Witch trials seems pretty religious nut to me.

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2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I'm talking about colonial and early Americans. You're talking about the Founders. Those are two very different things.

 

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26 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

This is a classic Trump misdirection. He doesn’t want the media talking about his debt ceiling loss this week or keep talking about President Elon. Instead he makes a wild claim and the media jumps at it 24/7.

the worse the real story is for him, the crazier the comment he makes.

5 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

I’m not that person. I’ve been increasingly anti-social lately. I do not really hang out with these people here in town.

Now, my college friends are 100% Trump.  I can’t talk politics with them. 

I have an ability to hang with any group. I will not let someone’s politics, unless they are way too extreme, affect the way I feel about them.

What?  The guys that sang "there will never be a nigger SAE" are 100% Trump?   You don't say? 

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1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

We taking Canada, Panama, Mexico, and Greenland.

 

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1. Annex all of them!

2.  Never have another Republican President or Senate or House.  
 

3.  . . . . 

4.  Profit

11 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

We taking Canada, Panama, Mexico, and Greenland.

 

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no wonder he likes Putin so much

4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

This is a classic Trump misdirection. He doesn’t want the media talking about his debt ceiling loss this week or keep talking about President Elon. Instead he makes a wild claim and the media jumps at it 24/7.

the worse the real story is for him, the crazier the comment he makes.


Are we gonna spitball the idea of buying Geeenland again? That’s gotta still be on the wheel of shitfuckcrazy.

17 minutes ago, GenXer said:


Are we gonna spitball the idea of buying Geeenland again? That’s gotta still be on the wheel of shitfuckcrazy.

We don’t buy. We take.  What are they gonna do, shoot at us?

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derp. nm.

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Taylor Sheridan is so fucking hard right now.

9 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

We taking Canada, Panama, Mexico, and Greenland.

 

I wouldn’t give up Puerto Rico to get it, but he’s not wrong about Greenland

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I wouldn’t give up Puerto Rico to get it, but he’s not wrong about Greenland

They just want to harvest it. 

Ohh maybe we can get MAGA to read up on the Filibusters from the 19th century and see what happens when 20 gravy seals land in San Pedro Sula.

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9 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

You keep saying this as if it has any relevance. Like a million dollars would render a person evil, or could magically provide life experience that wearing a tie clip with any politician on it is fucking retarded. 

Who said anything about anyone being "evil"? Soft as baby shit. Spoiled, stupid, privileged white boys who can run their mouths but crumble at any amount of return fire.

Actions and words have consequences. Grown men who aren't pussies understand that.

He is a representative of the university. He is making conscious choices to endorse hate against students and alumni. Fuck him.

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I wouldn’t give up Puerto Rico to get it, but he’s not wrong about Greenland

Or, I mean....we could simply be a good NATO partner and have all the access to Greenland we want or need that way.

TLDR; Why buy when you can rent it for cheaper?

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Anyone who was dumb enough to buy the "Donald the dove" bullshit should be hit in the face with a brick. 

55 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Or, I mean....we could simply be a good NATO partner and have all the access to Greenland we want or need that way.

TLDR; Why buy when you can rent it for cheaper?

I'm not sure we can rent it cheaper going forward. For what it's worth Greenlanders seem to broadly prefer independence with EU membership, but I'm not sure how realistic or sustinable that is for anybody.  

Worth pointing out that Greenland is in North America, and we've got a pretty strong claim.

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Lol.

Well, we have to have a period of deep rural pain to finally eliminate those family owned farms that have been treasonously not selling their property to ConAgra.  President Trump will fix that.

24 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I'm not sure we can rent it cheaper going forward. For what it's worth Greenlanders seem to broadly prefer independence with EU membership, but I'm not sure how realistic or sustinable that is for anybody.  

Worth pointing out that Greenland is in North America, and we've got a pretty strong claim.

At the risk of my sarcasm meter being broken, what claim of ownership over Greenland does the United States have?

9 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Well, we have to have a period of deep rural pain to finally eliminate those family owned farms that have been treasonously not selling their property to ConAgra.  President Trump will fix that.

Take greenland now, sell it to mineral companies to strip it bare over the next couple of decades. Then they sell it to Conagra to become the new Midwest when climate change turns the lower Midwest into a barren wasteland.

Trump has now made public statements suggesting the US annex/invade/buy Mexico, Panama, Canada, and Greenland. Am I missing any? What's next? Bahamas would be cool.

Just now, TexasHooch said:

Bahamas would be cool.

We've already deployed our big guns. In a year's time, just think of how much they'll be willing to trade to make Hershel Walker leave.

3 minutes ago, bolverk said:

At the risk of my sarcasm meter being broken, what claim of ownership over Greenland does the United States have?

A Bigly one. Duh!

if global warming gets worse, we’re going to need access to ice.  Lots of ice.  Trump is playing 5D chess while libtards focus on carbon emissions. 

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5 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

This post ranges from irrelevant to the discussion I was having to fantastical bullshit. 

Publicly promoting a politician who advocates literally deporting his fellow classmates who were born in America isn't fantastical bullshit. That's literally what Quinn is actively choosing to do over and over.

Is he doing it because he's a virulent racist who hates them? Is he doing it because he's a fucking moron who doesn't really think carefully or deeply about life and politics? I don't know and don't care.

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