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10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It's like watching a movie like Airplane!, or Hot Shots. Where the president is an absolute moron and it's supposed to be funny. Except it's not funny at all.

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4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I think he has a good heart and is having trouble coming to terms with the depth of the depravity of those who have commandeered what he probably considered his party from childhood. And I do think he is learning and this community is helping with that. He voted for Harris for Christ’s sake

His family, social circles, and business community don’t offer him a chance to engage honestly on these issues that he clearly is struggling with. I think some grace and empathy are warranted, especially given what set this off was so trivial 

I have no idea what set this off, but I agree with all of these above.

I'm guessing this all stems from this op-ed from the New York Post from April 5th: https://nypost.com/2025/04/05/opinion/harvard-univ-the-ivy-league-teaching-remedial-math/

Feels like Trump's bootlickers just pitch him on their fascist and racist ideas and he goes along with it.  He is a simple and stupid man, and any sycophant can easily convince him because all he needs is undying admiration and praise. 

 

 

He accepted a $400 million dollar plane as a gift. He held a fundraiser gala last night, where the funds go into his pocket. They're kidnapping innocent people and sending them off to torture camps, permanently. Pretty sure dems feel that impeachment is a political loser, and wouldn't make a difference anyway (as we have seen), but Christ, at some point...

40 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

he's so stunningly dumb. it would be hilarious if it weren't so terrifying. I learned fairly recently that there is actually a historical hierarchy for stupidity and the associated terms. For example, a moron is different than and idiot (I'll see if I can find what I am referencing). whatever the lowest and dumbest category is probably doesn't capture this fucking idiot

Moron, idiot and imbecile. But I don't remember which one is the dumbest.

Just looked up to confirm. Moron>imbecile>idiot. So our own Rex Tillerson was incorrect. Trump isn't a moron. He's a fucking idiot.

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36 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I learned this from a podcast. He is the lowest of the low. I maintain he is one of the stupidest people on this planet.


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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

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Shouldn’t the follow up question be:

Mr. President what is 2 plus 2?

33 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wonder where I learned it because I don't listen to podcasts. anyway, hopefully science can come up with term because I need something to call him that fits

The hierarchy is as follows:

Moron-mental age 7-10

Imbecile-mental age 3-7

Idiot- mental age under 3.

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8 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The hierarchy is as follows:

Moron-mental age 7-10

Imbecile-mental age 3-7

Idiot- mental age under 3.

New category:

Trump - so fucking stupid that even morons, imbeciles, and idiots say "holy fuck that is one dumb motherfucker."

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

New category:

Trump - so fucking stupid that even morons, imbeciles, and idiots say "holy fuck that is one dumb motherfucker."

This.

4 hours ago, royiv said:

Fuck your feelings!

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36 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:


Shouldn’t the follow up question be:

Mr. President what is 2 plus 2?

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The follow up question should have been "Why should Wal-Mart eat the tariffs is China is supposed to pay them?"

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

He also claimed to invent the phrase "prime the pump". 

He has low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery

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That honestly might be worse than the Doral special.

Maybe the dessert was a dessert meme coin. 

Surprised it wasn’t McDonald’s.

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8 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

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7 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Call it what you want, it's your site, but at least don't be disingenuous.  We all know why you censored him.  The hypocrisy of some of you is hilarious.  Many of you, when given the opportunity, are exactly what you criticize and hate.  LMFAO.

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

It's like watching a movie like Airplane!, or Hot Shots. Where the president is an absolute moron and it's supposed to be funny. Except it's not funny at all.

This might as well be the Oval Office.

 

6 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I think he has a good heart and is having trouble coming to terms with the depth of the depravity of those who have commandeered what he probably considered his party from childhood. And I do think he is learning and this community is helping with that. He voted for Harris for Christ’s sake

His family, social circles, and business community don’t offer him a chance to engage honestly on these issues that he clearly is struggling with. I think some grace and empathy are warranted, especially given what set this off was so trivial 

Counterpoint...

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He's a piece of shit who came from pieces of shit and has constantly surrounded himself with pieces of shit. All people who exemplify some of the worst traits about Texans and Americans in general, all wrapped up in a loud mouth, ignorant shit package. 

I'm not empathizing with a moron who can't handle nigredo after having his world view blown up by idiot fascists. 

58 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

New category:

Trump - so fucking stupid that even morons, imbeciles, and idiots say "holy fuck that is one dumb motherfucker."

Or we appropriate "dotard"

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

It's like watching a movie like Airplane!, or Hot Shots. Where the president is an absolute moron and it's supposed to be funny. Except it's not funny at all.

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Trump Spent Just 20 Minutes Speaking at Crypto Dinner to People Who Paid $148 Million to Be There

By all accounts, the attendees did not get their money’s worth out of the event. YouTuber CoffeeZilla, an investigative journalist in the crypto space, said he was told by attendees that the event was disappointing and “wack.” Christoph Heuermann, a “serial entrepreneur” who attended the event, said in an Instagram post that Trump gave a 20-minute speech and “didn’t interact with the crowd other than enjoying being celebrated. Even VIP token holders (I know some) couldn’t speak or even shake hands with the president.” Don’t worry, though: If you thought that was meant as a criticism of the whole charade, it wasn’t. “It was still well worth it to experience the president live and watch his mightily secured arrival and departure,” Heuermann wrote.

https://gizmodo.com/trump-spent-20-minutes-at-crypto-dinner-with-people-who-paid-148-million-to-be-there-2000606634

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5 minutes ago, Satchel said:

“It was still well worth it to experience the president live and watch his mightily secured arrival and departure,” Heuermann wrote.

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51 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Ooh, a deconstructed food poisoned ass blast. 

2 hours ago, Satchel said:

“It was still well worth it to experience the president live and watch his mightily secured arrival and departure,” Heuermann wrote.

 

These morons are mentally pot committed to a level only reserved for the most delusional of brainwashed cultists. 

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The majority of American schools were reopened by March 2021,  barely 2 months into Biden's presidency.  This has the lunacy of those who blame Obama for 9/11 written all over it.

On 11/6/2024 at 1:21 AM, McCroskey said:


None. Relax.

This post. It did not age well. 

4 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

I can see the well-doneness of it just from the picture.  

The worst part of being presented a plate like that is knowing that you have to sit there for 45 minutes, listening to several speakers and seeing people give each other awards.

5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

This is fake news. I have it on good authority from informed Surly posters that the entire legal community has bent the knee to Trump.

54 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

When you lose Richard Hanania

 

 

"MAGA makes it impossible for smart people to be allies."

 

 

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29 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

This is fake news. I have it on good authority from informed Surly posters that the entire legal community has bent the knee to Trump.

If only! The ethical crisis precedes Trump and goes well beyond Trump. He’s just one of many rich and powerful people who the legal system protects but does not bind. 
Good for them, though. May they fail valiantly and honorably, while their profession stands idly by. 

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6 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

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On 11/6/2024 at 2:21 AM, McCroskey said:


None. Relax.

Is this a Rex Kramer sock?

16 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wonder where I learned it because I don't listen to podcasts. anyway, hopefully science can come up with term because I need something to call him that fits

dotard

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I’ve seen a better description of Trump in a single paragraph.

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