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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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23 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Makes a big difference.  On a 150k watch original box is worth a few grand.  Papers may be worth 1/3 of the watch.  As in buying it ‘naked’ loses at least 1/3 of the value.  High end watches come with all kinds of shit as ‘the box’.  Missing it all costs you thousands.  

Oh. I didn’t realize it was 10x the cost of my best watch. I’m out of my element here. Carry on!

1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:

Oh. I didn’t realize it was 10x the cost of my best watch. I’m out of my element here. Carry on!

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1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Got a couple new ones now, but yes...keep the beater RR in Chicago.  Lessons learned.

Was an RM and they found it 2 years later, lol.  Chubb lets you buy it back at auction and I picked it off for dirt cheap since I'm the only one with box and papers.  They also let you keep entire amount they paid you out on.  Better to be lucky than good...

Of course the downside now is that you might actually wear a Richard Mille. 

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Of course the downside now is that you might actually wear a Richard Mille. 

Well they’re all gone now, one way or the other.  Did well on them.  Onward!

4 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Oh. I didn’t realize it was 10x the cost of my best watch. I’m out of my element here. Carry on!

For only 10X the price of your best watch you too can wear something that looks like a Swatch collaboration with Liberace. 

3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I've posted several screenshots here of me telling many of them they're idiots.  I'm also not gonna go over the top until a lot more of my net worth is liquid and not tied to my company that Cantor of all people is signed on to sell.  But I enjoy working and still see patients because I enjoy it, so it can all go away and I'm fine.  Which is probably why I talk any shit at all, unlike most who keep their mouth shut.  I also have no kids by design and basically no will.  It's all going to the govt and charity at some point anyway, and I'm fine living like that.  I've had many tell me I'm a weird MF but that's probably why I fit in well around here. 

Charity is the name of stripper in Miami. Amirite?

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You guys and your fancy watch boxes.

Not me.

 

 

 

 

 

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Phone tells time, always have phone on me. Watch of any price has been superfluous for a couple of decades.  Only good for showing style or lack thereof. 

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10 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Watch guys should be put in camps, GET AT ME

My wife bought me a Rolex years ago, during one of her overseas trips, it looks pretty nice when I wore it. 
Alas, she got it on a trip to Singapore and it only worked for a couple of weeks. What a waste of $20. 

2 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

My wife bought me a Rolex years ago, during one of her overseas trips, it looks pretty nice when I wore it. 
Alas, she got it on a trip to Singapore and it only worked for a couple of weeks. What a waste of $20. 

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I visited the Patel Philippe museum last year. That and my Garmin is all I got.

3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 

  Chubb lets you buy it back at auction and I picked it off for dirt cheap since I'm the only one with box and papers.  

Wait why did you have to go through the process of auction for a watch you owned? 

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41 minutes ago, Woland said:

I visited the Patel Philippe museum last year. That and my Garmin is all I got.

this one? 

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30 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Wait why did you have to go through the process of auction for a watch you owned? 

They had already paid out 450k - I paid a lot less but get all my stuff reinsured annually.  

Then prices crashed a couple years later and at auction it was 100ish with no box and papers.  I got it back and sold it.  

The AD watch stores hate it when you sell but I disclosed it all to them and insurance.  The watch company didn’t care as I told them I don’t feel like wearing something with that bad juju.  

As for insurance…That’s their policy and why you overpay for Chubb.  

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Phone tells time, always have phone on me. Watch of any price has been superfluous for a couple of decades.  Only good for showing style or lack thereof. 

Meh, I’ve made a mint while enjoying them too.  

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I love how these knuckle draggers are always “reconsidering”. 

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Feature not a bug. And dude probably wore his red hat to bed. 
 

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Can we stop fucking up this thread with six figure watch talk? I come here to feel better about myself, not worse.

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4 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Can we stop fucking up this thread with six figure watch talk? I come here to feel better about myself, not worse.

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7 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Can we stop fucking up this thread with six figure watch talk? I come here to feel better about myself, not worse.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s!

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14 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Can we stop fucking up this thread with six figure watch talk? I come here to feel better about myself, not worse.

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17 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Less fucking watch talk and more faces being eaten

Watch faces?  

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I was just wondering to myself, would it be worth it to kill the watch hijack by inviting bozo and agwithkids in here to talk about gerrymandering? Kind of an ultimate burn it to the fucking ground to clear the whole thing out for a few days move…and then hope the thread organically grows back stronger than ever with no jewelry chat. 

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Ralph wants to know the truth from pathological liar.

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6 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Got a couple new ones now, but yes...keep the beater RR in Chicago.  Lessons learned.

Was an RM and they found it 2 years later, lol.  Chubb lets you buy it back at auction and I picked it off for dirt cheap since I'm the only one with box and papers.  They also let you keep entire amount they paid you out on.  Better to be lucky than good...

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9 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Example eleventy billion of him being a malignant narcissist.  People keep trying to find some deeper plot for this admin - it doesn't exist.  Anyone who kisses his ass gets a bone thrown their way.  And that's why his 'policy' won't stay in any one direction for any significant amount of time.  It would be truly scary if smart people with a real plot they wanted to stick with were in charge.  This sucks but it's not some massive underground plan that's being followed. 
I don't blame Zelensky one bit for what he did at the WH but I do maintain if he poured it on thick with dumbfuck, he may have gotten some concessions - even if only temporary - until Vlad buttered Trump up.  And we know Vlad has more access to Trump and our entire R govt so any progress wasn't gonna last for Ukraine.  

Ukraine should just offer to become our 51st state.

27 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Watch faces?  

Ah, touche' 

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Pennsylvania, kentucky, west virginia miners on the menu

 

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If any sane person would agree with the deportation of illegals, and the government changed his status from legal to illegal, then what’s the issue?  He is now illegal, he should go. Per sane people. 

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Thankfully, I kept the papers for my watch.  I'm not gonna toss something worth a cool $9.75.

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14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If any sane person would agree with the deportation of illegals, and the government changed his status from legal to illegal, then what’s the issue?  He is now illegal, he should go. Per sane people. 

due process? 

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2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

due process? 

Just using his own words.  The government made the kid legal with the stroke of a pen, he liked that. Then the government made him illegal with the stroke of a pen. He doesn’t like that. But he voted for the government that signed the thing he doesn’t like, and hated the government that did the thing he liked. 

37 minutes ago, GenXer said:


Ralph wants to know the truth from pathological liar.

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Ralph wants to know the truth from pathological liar.
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Get fucked, Ralph. Maybe reconnect with the teachings in the Bible that you preach.
Ukraine should just offer to become our 51st state.
That's not bad, I've gotta admit.
2 hours ago, Okie State said:

Can we stop fucking up this thread with six figure watch talk? I come here to feel better about myself, not worse.

Username checks out 

9 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Usually the first person who buys it hot is told do NOT take it to the dealer.  Well when THAT person sells it, they usually don't say shit and some poor shmuck takes it back to the dealer and they run the serial on every one they service.  If it pops up stolen they keep it and that bastard loses all his money.  That's what happened here, and it's not uncommon at all per the cops and AD. 

Hmmmm... So let's say you have a watch that runs, but is in need of service... And let's say someone "steals" it from you, then sells it at a good price - "I'll take 2k off, because it needs to be serviced..."

How many pennies we talking?  Between the split with the stealer and the insurance claim, how many pennies are left.

Profit?

(Sorry to interrupt the faces and leopards show.)

2 hours ago, GenXer said:


Ralph wants to know the truth from pathological liar.

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Bro Ralph... Have you checked on your dogs?

 

7 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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Into my Louisiana veins…

 

good guys, but racist as fck

fuck'em

 

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