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1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

How fucking dumb do you have to be to hear Trump speak and think "Oh, OK, he's intelligent"????

Stupider than him.

So, like, pretty fucking stupid.

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7 hours ago, capnamerca said:

This might be the most succinct way I've seen ... "they don't believe in government, they just believe in power."

Remember when they were assholes in NC(?) to the government officials who showed up to help with disaster relief?  This is what they want.  

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7 hours ago, Clintonaldo said:

I always love it that the voting numbers are posted after the articles.

I feel bad for all the people who had the good sense to vote for Kamala but have to suffer through another Trump term. I feel their pain. 

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2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

South Florida meteorologist telling his watchers they fucked around and find out season is just around the corner

 

 

Unpossible. The DT brain trust has assured me we will not be affected by federal cuts to the NWS.

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4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Surprised station mgr didn’t order this… 

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Spottier forecasts drive engagement as uncertainty leads to fear which leads to folks turning to an authority figures who can’t assuage their fears so they become more afraid and keep tuning in.

His certainty was a rating killer.

Now we’re really going to drive engagement when hurricanes are twice the strength and make turns we don’t know about! Plot twists y’all!

Also, are we not all completely convinced the weather service was gutted bc Trump is still mad over this:

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Fun fact. That’s actually the same Hurricane the meteorologist was telling us would turn with certainty…. This simulation is dumb.

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56 minutes ago, HalfSack Horn said:

Would really be a shame if some Surly’s called these guys…..if you do, report back

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The bigger question is does Trump know someone is marketing his name and likeness?   Seems like the Trump Org needs to get on that.  

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17 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Imagine there being an Obama burger with multiple locations

I imagine it would be a tasty burger 

 

And halal of course 

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5 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Also, are we not all completely convinced the weather service was gutted bc Trump is still mad over this:

 

I'm almost certain that small, self-inflicted embarrassment is now the reason he has a personal hatred with everything and anyone involved with atmospheric science. 

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2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

The bigger question is does Trump know someone is marketing his name and likeness?   Seems like the Trump Org needs to get on that.  

I'm willing to bet the owners were at his inauguration and his crypto scam conference.

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Anyone pay attention to the President of UMich who resigned to take the same job with what would've been the highest paying salary in the nation at UF? His face got ate before he got the job.

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For a University of Michigan community angered by his departure, Tuesday’s rejection opened the door to mocking its departed president.  “Karma caught up with Ono,” said university economics professor Basit Zafar. University leaders, faculty and alumni took aim at Ono for various reasons, from his decisions to curb DEI efforts on the Ann Arbor campus to his crackdowns on pro-Palestinian protesters to alleging he too easily changes his views on issues.

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'Trump Flipped On Us': MAGA Reacts to Potential National Citizen Database

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-palantir-maga-database-surveillance-2079905

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Supporters of President Donald Trump expressed anger and disbelief online following reports that his administration had advanced plans to create a national citizen database with technology firm Palantir.

Newsweek reached out to Palantir for comment.

Why It Matters

The White House has contracted Palantir, a Colorado-based analytics company co-founded by Trump supporter Peter Thiel, to assist in compiling a database of personal information on American citizens, according to unnamed government officials and Palantir employees who spoke with The New York Times. The purported deal follows project talks Palantir had with the Social Security Administration (SSA) and the Department of Education.

The reaction from Trump's supporters reflected growing unease within conservative circles, indicating a rare rupture between the president and key segments of his constituency. The controversy underscores nationwide anxieties around privacy, civil liberties, and the growing influence of technology firms over personal information management.

What To Know

The Palantir deal marks a significant development in government data collection, drawing sharp concern from privacy advocates and Trump's own core base, otherwise known as "MAGA." Detractors compared the centralized database effort to surveillance initiatives in authoritarian regimes.

Numerous pro-Trump voices expressed dismay and feelings of betrayal across social media platforms like X.

"People are so quick to suggest that I flipped on Trump...No, no, no...I didn't flip on Trump. TRUMP FLIPPED ON US. I'm just not willing to continue living in a LIE, and I will tell you the unfortunate TRUTH about it," The Patriot Voice wrote on X to his 158,000 followers.

The Hodgetwins, popular conservatives and Trump supporters, have more than 3.3 million followers on X. In response to The New York Times report, they wrote on May 30, "Hope this ain't true y'all."

Another post that same day reads: "Don't know if this is true but I did not vote for this."

Nick Fuentes, a far-right Trump supporter described as an "America First" white nationalist, called the association between the Trump administration and Palantir "the ultimate betrayal of his own people."

"Feeding every 'MAGA extremist' into an AI database controlled by a CIA/Mossad cutout," Fuentes said on X, where he has roughly 561,000 followers. "Seriously, if Palantir isn't the deep state, then what is?"

In a video recorded by Fuentes, who also has a Rumble channel viewed over 31 million times, he said the following: "They are tracking everybody that criticized Israel, everybody that interacts with somebody that's criticizing Israel, and whether you're on a visa or not, whether you're a citizen or not, whether you're brown or not, Christian or Muslim, they're putting you in the Palantir database. They're putting you on the enemies list. If you don't see a problem with that..."

"I'm beginning to think it started when DJT walked down that escalator, before 2016," wrote an X user with the moniker "Redneck Common Sense."

X user Jack Maxey wondered: "Was MAGA a giant psyop?"

X user @D10Cat wrote: "Is Trump the same man that he was in 2016? Or did I just not see it back then?"

"The cope is unreal," wrote Ashton Nichols on X. "I voted for Trump but this is just unacceptable."

Palantir secured more than $113 million in federal contracts since Trump took office, including a recent $795 million agreement with the Department of Defense, according to The New Republic. Its data analytics platform, Foundry, has already been deployed at the Department of Homeland Security and Department of Health and Human Services, potentially enabling cross-agency information sharing.

"Shady, centralized dossiers on citizens are foundational for attacking civil rights and civil liberties—but paper files have long been replaced by a mishmash of electronic forms, biometrics, and data bought off data brokers," Cody Venzke, senior policy counsel at the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), told Newsweek on Monday. "AI platforms like those built by Palantir are the key to pulling together the many data points the government has on each of us—your political donations, governmental benefits, movements, and perhaps firearm records, could someday be a single click away for dozens of governmental agencies."

Other critics, including activist Jason Bassler, compared the plan to China's "Social Credit System," warning of the dangers of centralized personal dossiers.

"No, this Palantir database isn't like the others," Bassler wrote on X on June 1. "It will combine:

-Tax filings
-Student debt
-Social Security
-Bank accounts
-Medical claims
-Immigration status

"No previous database system has ever centralized this much personal info across various federal agencies."

What People Are Saying

Taylor Rogers, White House spokesperson, said in a statement to Newsweek on Monday: "President Trump signed an executive order to eliminate information silos and streamline data collection across all agencies to increase government efficiency and save hard-earned taxpayer dollars."

Former Republican Representative Justin Amash: "The surveillance state...the police state...the deep state......are alive & well under Trump. He signed bills to extend & expand mass surveillance. Now he's building profiles' on millions of law-abiding Americans. It's an extraordinary threat to liberty."

Paul Graham, computer scientist, said: "Palantir is 'helping build the infrastructure of the police state.'"

What Happens Next

Palantir has yet to respond to the Times' report.

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Posted
18 hours ago, Post Oak said:

South Florida meteorologist telling his watchers they fucked around and find out season is just around the corner

 

 

Dump will try to ruin this poor bastard by executive order for this. 

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9 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

 

Also, are we not all completely convinced the weather service was gutted bc Trump is still mad over this:

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4 hours ago, Chooky said:

I'm almost certain that small, self-inflicted embarrassment is now the reason he has a personal hatred with everything and anyone involved with atmospheric science. 

 

 

Of course. He's also going after Columbia because they didn't buy land from him back in the 80s (90s?) when they wanted to expand their campus/open a satellite campus in lower Manhattan.

He's also going after Harvard because they didn't accept his cyber-genius son.

 

 

 

Posted (edited)
10 hours ago, Dnaguy said:


Spottier forecasts drive engagement as uncertainty leads to fear which leads to folks turning to an authority figures who can’t assuage their fears so they become more afraid and keep tuning in.

His certainty was a rating killer.

Now we’re really going to drive engagement when hurricanes are twice the strength and make turns we don’t know about! Plot twists y’all!

Also, are we not all completely convinced the weather service was gutted bc Trump is still mad over this:

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Fun fact. That’s actually the same Hurricane the meteorologist was telling us would turn with certainty…. This simulation is dumb.

 

All this time I've seen this photo and never noticed this hurricane was the work of MS-13. It says so right on the forecast map and it's definitely not just poorly photoshopped.

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Posted
5 hours ago, Chooky said:

I'm almost certain that small, self-inflicted embarrassment is now the reason he has a personal hatred with everything and anyone involved with atmospheric science. 

Maybe it's because we all laughed at him when he suggested "nuking" a hurricane.

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On 6/3/2025 at 12:55 PM, Dnaguy said:

I think they’d understand better phrased either: 

Ahtta here n’ eat shit, yinz jagoffs!

or 

Yo, eat shit, yous fuckin’ dickheads!

 

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Woke complaining won’t bring back those cabins.   They will be sold off by DOGE to better private businesses who can use them in a way for more efficient than the government ever could.

I understand that Elon has had several bids - including one from the owner of a pizza place with a basement who wants to buy the cabins and turn it into “Don’t Tell Mommy Day Care”.    

 

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Anyone good at the shamepaint want to put Trump hair on Ms. Lopez's head and a suit with an extra-long red tie under the hand

 

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/TACO flavored keeses.

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On 6/3/2025 at 1:34 PM, Clintonaldo said:

I always love it that the voting numbers are posted after the articles.

It's like, "Say no more, Fam..." 

I know it's coming. I know the outcome. But I'll be doggone if it doesn't hit everytime. 

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Leopards. Literally.

 

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Is there any doubt that dotard believes the staple of the leopards’ diet is liberal faces?

There is but one person with the experience, ability, and willingness to delve deep into the big cat psyche and understand its motivation and appetite for destruction.

 

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Posted
14 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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Woke complaining won’t bring back those cabins.   They will be sold off by DOGE to better private businesses who can use them in a way for more efficient than the government ever could.

I understand that Elon has had several bids - including one from the owner of a pizza place with a basement who wants to buy the cabins and turn it into “Don’t Tell Mommy Day Care”.    

 

Elon is going to build a data center next to the lake and use the water to cool it. 3 eyed fish coming soon!

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Posted
21 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Imagine there being an Obama burger with multiple locations

 

imagine that being your whole identity. Loving a president so much you would drive to a burger joint to have a burger with his named stamped on it

 

21 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I imagine it would be a tasty burger 

 

And halal of course 

Better than a big kahuna burger? I’m in. 

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Posted

Purity test: Initiated


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Purity test: Failed

 

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No jail? Can’t hand over detainees from non-existent jail when ICE calls?

You made the list

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