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On 10/21/2025 at 3:14 PM, GenXer said:

The PBS questionnaire in the link is hilarious. It’s a “you might be a redneck” checklist.

Not sure if this was mentioned as part of our score sharing last week, but that Are You Living in a Bubble? quiz was written by Charles Murray, infamous author of The Bell Curve.

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8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Imagine how much worse it would have been with Harris!  Can’t wait to vote for him again so he can really help us!  - also Iowa and Nebraska. 

sure, Trump is horrible, but at least he's not a half negro/half Indian that's married to a Jew.  Right?  Right? 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Pilfered from Reddit:

 

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Odds on where her husband is using his GI Bill benefits:

 

Meat judging at Blinn Junior College - 25 to 1

Ethical Journalism at the University of Austin - 15 to 1

Typewriter maintenance at the Rocco Club School - 10 to 1

Gunsmithing at the Sonoran Desert Instititute - 2 to 1

 

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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getting tested for autism?  That's what you get for taking tylenol, you dumb cunt.

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15 minutes ago, Foosters said:

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Liar liar, pants on fire.

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Trump voter about to be homeless soon at 70 years old. But at least he got to own the libs, if not a home.

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Don't worry. There's not way Trump would......aaaaand it's gone!

CL: He’s very good at what he does (meaning his grifting and lying). 
 

No, moron, you’re just an absolute idiot who can’t understand basic existence. 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

OnlyFans is always hiring....

Yeah, but the price of Sharpies suitable for rectal insertion has gone way up, so it's pretty much a wash.

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Posted (edited)

That PBS quiz was quite good for pinning me at 27 points. Have I "run lambs" in preparation for the Matagorda County fair as a kid the same week as fishing off of a pier and being lectured to by the future leader of the Southern Baptist Convention on the virtues of attending Liberty University? You bet your ass I have. Do I now find myself selecting wines based upon what part of Spain they come from while arguing with strangers on the internet of the historiographical chops of Richard Hofstadter? Why yes, yes, I do.

Middle ass class raising now pretending to be upper middle.

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42 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Have to distinguish yourself in a crowded field. 
 

I take my sharpies like I take my coffee. 

Covered in bees?



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