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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult


Hugo Stiglitz

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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Spoken like someone who's never been to the Iceland Phallological museum......

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Umm. What is this magic and where can my friend find more?

Also, I like museums, but I want to speed walk through and see the 10 things in there that are interesting to me, and then sit out in the lobby/park/whatever nearby and wait for the hubby who will read every line of every placard of every exhibit and take 3 hours.  I bring a book and have a great time that way.  Its even better if there's a place next door selling beer.

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18 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

For fuck's sake TABC, FOR FUCKING ONCE, please do something useful and show up and bust the bar for having a 20-yo too close to alcohol.

It's done, Beau Vine.  They're all done.  

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20 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Umm. What is this magic and where can my friend find more?

Also, I like museums, but I want to speed walk through and see the 10 things in there that are interesting to me, and then sit out in the lobby/park/whatever nearby and wait for the hubby who will read every line of every placard of every exhibit and take 3 hours.  I bring a book and have a great time that way.  Its even better if there's a place next door selling beer.

I'm like your husband spending all day soaking one in. One time I took the now wife on a date to a museum when we were dating and she showed up in heels.  I've been fucked on rushing through museums ever since.

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16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

@YGIFS  I’m fucking crying. This whole sequence of events is just gold. Gold Jerry!  Gold!

 no need for tears, but I have to admit I felt like Kramer in that "statue" episode where he poses as a cop.  Plus, I gave 'em Brisket's real name on the phone.

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33 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Umm. What is this magic and where can my friend find more?

Also, I like museums, but I want to speed walk through and see the 10 things in there that are interesting to me, and then sit out in the lobby/park/whatever nearby and wait for the hubby who will read every line of every placard of every exhibit and take 3 hours.  I bring a book and have a great time that way.  Its even better if there's a place next door selling beer.

Our family routine is that the wife, daughter, and I will take hours going through a museum, trying to look at every single display.  The boy will select which exhibits interest him, skip the rest, finish early, and wait for us on a bench.  EXCEPT at the British Museum.  He's been three times, including by himself, and can spend all day there.  It's the damndest thing.

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1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Umm. What is this magic and where can my friend find more?

Also, I like museums, but I want to speed walk through and see the 10 things in there that are interesting to me, and then sit out in the lobby/park/whatever nearby and wait for the hubby who will read every line of every placard of every exhibit and take 3 hours.  I bring a book and have a great time that way.  Its even better if there's a place next door selling beer.

I think you just described 95% of all marriages. 

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1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Also, I like museums, but I want to speed walk through and see the 10 things in there that are interesting to me,

I was a chaperone for 22 middle school kids on a trip to Paris.  We went to the Louvre.  We scheduled what was essentially a speed-tour through the Big 3:  Mona Lisa, Venus de Milo, and Winged Victory.  That was about all they could take.

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And the first threat to my children arrived this afternoon.  Keep it up fellas.  I don't need a gun.  I'll beat you to fucking death in front of your own fucking children and skull-fuck your wife's corpse.  Just say the fucking word over a Southern Star beer.  

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37 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

And the first threat to my children arrived this afternoon.  Keep it up fellas.  I don't need a gun.  I'll beat you to fucking death in front of your own fucking children and skull-fuck your wife's corpse.  Just say the fucking word over a Southern Star beer.  

Fucking hell, really?

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58 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

And the first threat to my children arrived this afternoon.  Keep it up fellas.  I don't need a gun.  I'll beat you to fucking death in front of your own fucking children and skull-fuck your wife's corpse.  Just say the fucking word over a Southern Star beer.  

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The “we know that Dems commit fraud, and how they do it….because that’s what WE do” vibe from the GQP has reached the point of max saturation.
Every accusation is a confession, exhibit # infinity.
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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Remember that time mark meadows committed vote fraud and wasn’t prosecuted. I member 

Rules are not for Republicans, they are for the poor. 

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