The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[Guest Lobo]

Well I’ll give him this, at least she wasn’t in real estate

[Brisketexan 104226]

5 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Not just any affair.

”…Taylor had a monthslong affair with a Plano woman, Tania Joya, who alleged he paid her $5,000 to keep quiet.”

Where have I seen that before.

Also,

“Joya is known as a former jihadist who was once married to a commander for the Islamic State. Tabloids have referred to her as “ISIS bride.””

Former ISIS bride...now loves reform jews.....and attractive:

Dude messed up.  He put his dick in crazy.  He shouldn't do that.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33779]

why are her eyes like 4x times larger than normal?

[Biff Tannen 45439]

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

why are her eyes like 4x times larger than normal?

She looks like a cartoon.

[Guest Lobo]

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

why are her eyes like 4x times larger than normal?

She was drawn by an DisneyWorld-Syria cartoonist?  

[Brisketexan 104226]

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

why are her eyes like 4x times larger than normal?

It's like you didn't even see the part where I typed "crazy."

[Longhorn_Fan68 33779]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

It's like you didn't even see the part where I typed "crazy."

beady-eyed people can be crazy too. I'm talking here about the sister here whose mom banged an alien.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33779]

 

[Willfully Horn 7911]

Stonekettle channels Brisket. Here’s the conclusion;

”If Republicans do not remove this vile cancer from their midst, then they have become a disease upon the body politic.

And sooner or later, like any other malignant tumor, we're going to have to cut them out. 

Before they kill us all.”

 

https://www.stonekettle.com/2022/03/recap-mar-1-2022.html?m=1

[Pato del Muerto 52232]

36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Dude messed up.  He put his dick in crazy.  He shouldn't do that.

You gotta put your dick somewhere sometimes, and it is the largest pool from which to choose. 

[DDD Dad 14144]

50 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Former ISIS bride...now loves reform jews.....and attractive:

Dude messed up.  He put his dick in crazy.  He shouldn't do that.

Apparently pretty freaky too.

[Brisketexan 104226]

4 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Apparently pretty freaky too.

I presume that his initial defense was the time-honored GQP response of "I WAS HACKED!"?

[Pescado_Rojo 19320]

I'm calling bullshit that she'd need to deep throat him

[Underdog 28391]

56 minutes ago, Lobo said:

She was drawn by an DisneyWorld-Syria cartoonist?  

She’s not bad she was just drawn that way. 

[Genco 3037]

1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

Apparently pretty freaky too.

Saturday night was for wives but Thursday nights was always for the batshit crazy, open menu sugar babies.

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

11 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Apparently pretty freaky too.

This mafucka needs to get off PornHub. All that shit takes too much time and coordination.

[F250 28623]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Former ISIS bride...now loves reform jews.....and attractive:

Dude messed up.  He put his dick in crazy.  He shouldn't do that.

 

 

 

[Chad Fuck 17455]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Former ISIS bride...now loves reform jews.....and attractive:

Dude messed up.  He put his dick in crazy.  He shouldn't do that.

[Pato del Muerto 52232]

Deep throat WHILE stroking it?  
 

is such a thing even possible jpg

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

45 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Apparently pretty freaky too.

Well, I mean, who wouldn’t enjoy that after a long day?

[Foosters 17688]

1 minute ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

Well, I mean, who wouldn’t enjoy that after a long day?

@NowThis?

[Chad Fuck 17455]

17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Deep throat WHILE stroking it?  
 

is such a thing even possible jpg

For some more so than others, apparently. 

Edited March 2, 2022 by Chad Fuck
I mean, if you have to ask...

[Woland 729]

Party of family values:
 

He was the most moderate in the primary.

[Beau Vine 53845]

59 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Apparently pretty freaky too.

To be fair, that does sound like a good idea.

[Gil Bang 25843]

 

 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Not just any affair.

”…Taylor had a monthslong affair with a Plano woman, Tania Joya, who alleged he paid her $5,000 to keep quiet.”

Where have I seen that before.

Also,

“Joya is known as a former jihadist who was once married to a commander for the Islamic State. Tabloids have referred to her as “ISIS bride.””

Why do I get the feeling the real “crime” was it being a middle easterner?  If he was cheating with just some random white girl no one would care.  He’d just reaffirm his dedication to Jesus and be good Togo for another term

[Pancho 44181]

[tx 3 putt 75959]

the dumbest people alive 

[DigglerontheHoof 20963]

this country needs an enima 

[WhatTheBuck 28696]

*enema

[ConferenceRoom 6123]

*enema

*Ænima

[Biff Tannen 45439]

3 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

*Ænima

Learn to swim

[ConferenceRoom 6123]

See you down in Arizona Bay.

[Biff Tannen 45439]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

this country needs an enima 

[WhatTheBuck 28696]

4 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

*Ænima

Solid stool vs. solid Tool. 

[bolverk 29261]

Not a single Texas Republican rep voted to pass.

Support the troops, right?  @Johnny Sack @Bravo @Incredulity

REPRESENTATIVE    PARTY    STATE    VOTE
Allred    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Arrington    Republican    Texas    NAY
Babin    Republican    Texas    NAY
Brady    Republican    Texas    NOT VOTING
Burgess    Republican    Texas    NAY
Carter (TX)    Republican    Texas    NAY
Castro (TX)    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Cloud    Republican    Texas    NAY
Crenshaw    Republican    Texas    NAY
Cuellar    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Doggett    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Ellzey    Republican    Texas    NAY
Escobar    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Fallon    Republican    Texas    NAY
Fletcher    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Garcia (TX)    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Gohmert    Republican    Texas    NAY
Gonzales, Tony    Republican    Texas    NAY
Gonzalez, Vicente    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Gooden (TX)    Republican    Texas    NAY
Granger    Republican    Texas    NAY
Green, Al (TX)    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Jackson    Republican    Texas    NAY
Jackson Lee    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Johnson (TX)    Democratic    Texas    YEA
McCaul    Republican    Texas    NAY
Nehls    Republican    Texas    NAY
Pfluger    Republican    Texas    NAY
Roy    Republican    Texas    NAY
Sessions    Republican    Texas    NAY
Taylor    Republican    Texas    NOT VOTING
Van Duyne    Republican    Texas    NAY
Veasey    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Vela    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Weber (TX)    Republican    Texas    NAY
Williams (TX)    Republican    Texas    NAY

https://clerk.house.gov/Votes/202257?Date=03%2F03%2F2022

[Aqua Buddha 14464]

Judging by his looks, an obvious expert on Jews, vaginas, and Jewish vaginas.

[Horn Dog 9579]

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Judging by his looks, an obvious expert on Jews, vaginas, and Jewish vaginas.

They left out his next statement:

”And thats why Jewish pussy is finger licking good!”

[DigglerontheHoof 20963]

10 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Judging by his looks, an obvious expert on Jews, vaginas, and Jewish vaginas.

I don't claim to be an expert but my personal experience with Jewish sorority girls at UT does not back this up. 

[Guest Lobo]

I'm guessing that not only has Mrs. Bentley had multiple sex partners.  But has had them at the same time.  

[High Plains Drifter 10961]

On 3/2/2022 at 3:07 PM, Lobo said:

Chip Roy was another.  Who was the third?  
 

Amazing we found three congress members dumber than MTG and Boebert today.  

 

actually, the third vote was both of them. They are so stupid, their votes only count as half.

 

[DigglerontheHoof 20963]

22 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I'm guessing that not only has Mrs. Bentley had multiple sex partners.  But has had them at the same time, in front of him.  

fifGQP

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20332]

Biden a week ago:  Confrontation with Russia over Ukraine will result in high gas prices for Americans.

Republicans today:  Biden, we need an embargo on Russian oil to punish them for invading the peaceful country of Ukraine!

Republicans in November:  Biden made your gas prices go up.  Do you like high gas prices?

[Mileslong 4709]

I was reading an article in the WSJ about how Trump knew full well that he lost the election but wanted to try and overturn the results anyway. They were discussing the possibility of going after Trump for his actions in this farce.

A DOJ and Wisconsin law professor had one of the best summary statements ever describing trump. This is going on a throw pillow.

[WhatTheBuck 28696]

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Biden a week ago:  Confrontation with Russia over Ukraine will result in high gas prices for Americans.

Republicans today:  Biden, we need an embargo on Russian oil to punish them for invading the peaceful country of Ukraine!

Republicans in November:  Biden made your gas prices go up.  Do you like high gas prices?

Trump on Iraq: Why didn’t we take all the oil? We should’ve taken all the oil. There would be no ISIS if we had just taken all the oil. 

[WhatTheBuck 28696]

54 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I was reading an article in the WSJ about how Trump knew full well that he lost the election but wanted to try and overturn the results anyway. They were discussing the possibility of going after Trump for his actions in this farce.

A DOJ and Wisconsin law professor had one of the best summary statements ever describing trump. This is going on a throw pillow.

The Joe Paterno defense. A reiteration of the Ronald Reagan defense. He’s too old and stupid to know what he’s doing so therefore he’s innocent of any criminal intent. 

[DigglerontheHoof 20963]

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13530]

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The Joe Paterno defense. A reiteration of the Ronald Reagan defense. He’s too old and stupid to know what he’s doing so therefore he’s innocent of any criminal intent. 

Also see The Kenneth Lay Defense- From Smartest Guy In The Room to grandpa-type figure that just signs papers the lawyers tell him to. 

[Gil Bang 25843]

[Dutchrudder 11087]

23 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Judging by his looks, an obvious expert on Jews, vaginas, and Jewish vaginas.

Unlike his mother's vagina, which is know to host more cock than a rooster farm.