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20 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Somebody watching that flight from Van Nuys to Austin?

More than just somebody, I’m sure

1 minute ago, futureman said:

look, I would be ecstatic to show you the inside of my lower bowel, as that would mean urban is our next coach. I really, really want it to happen. I want us to win again.

but that ain’t reality. 

I admire your commitment to the bit.

9 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

KSU has a both a tall, slow plodding QB and 5-6 Quentin Griffin-type RB. Texas Kryptonite. This game is far from over.

but do they have a TE?

19 minutes ago, futureman said:

I really do feel sorry for y’all.  delusion is such a sad thing. 

Sad, but also fucking fantastic 

1 minute ago, Queen Bitch said:

Okay but what happens if we indeed blow them out

The way KSU looks on D, that won't take much. They've mailed it in so far. Hoping desperately that TH will be retained. 

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

Look at this fat fucking baby

 

dkr quit because he was sick of switzer cheating.  fuck you brando.

undermined....

akers?

mcwilliams?

mackovic?

charlie?

therm?

how the hell were any of them "undermined"?  what does that even mean?

brando is one more example of why, if this happens, it will be about time we shove a dildo down the throat of every media hater.  they can't stand the idea of us telling them to go fuck themselves while we go fort knox.

20 minutes ago, victory88 said:

You know Urban is watching J Whit and thinking just how similar his skill set is to Percy Harvin.  

If he is watching then future man is right. Did you not hear a flight left at 9:30 am PST from Van Nuys to Austin.

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2 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Okay but what happens if we indeed blow them out

We won't.  Turtle Tom will prevent us from blowing anyone out.

 

(As I type that, Texas INT and almost pick-6, so... :) )

 

17-0... this shit is going to go another week. 

3 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Although they do that daily, I agree completely 

This is a bad Auburn team.

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

17-0... this shit is going to go another week. 

This game has nothing to do with coaching change.

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1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

17-0... this shit is going to go another week. 

Nah this is the “last game” of our regular season. The rescheduled game is a wash IMO. 

5 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Try dicks sporting goods website 

Found it, looks like the color was sold out on the official yeti site.

4 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Okay but what happens if we indeed blow them out

Herman gets fired.

The toothpaste is out of the tube my friend.

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I admire your commitment to the bit.

this thread is a sad shitshow. I’m just playing to the level of my competition. 

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

dkr quit because he was sick of switzer cheating.  fuck you brando.

undermined....

akers?

mcwilliams?

mackovic?

charlie?

therm?

how the hell were any of them "undermined"?  what does that even mean?

brando is one more example of why, if this happens, it will be about time we shove a dildo down the throat of every media hater.  they can't stand the idea of us telling them to go fuck themselves while we go fort knox.

we pretty much give a coach anything they want and have for decades. they are undermined when they start being shitty coaches and lose to shitty teams on the reg.  Urban knows this and doesn't lose to shitty teams on the reg.

2 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Definitely wouldn’t be upset if urban kept ash on as DC.

I think he will.  He’ll probably have a co-DC situation.

 

DKR hated Texas so much he lived in Austin for the rest of his life and was an ambassador for the school until the day he died.  He has a fucking T ring memorial between his and Edith's burnt orange headstones.  Herbstreit can fist himself.

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Clearly this man hated the University of Texas.

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4 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

If he is watching then future man is right. Did you not hear a flight left at 9:30 am PST from Van Nuys to Austin.

Still on the ground. 

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

17-0... this shit is going to go another week. 

 

1 minute ago, thepop said:

This game has nothing to do with coaching change.

There was always a possibility that nothing happens until the season is over. The postponement of the Kansas game could make it go another week. 

Do you mind linking it? I'm on their website and cant find it



Bought it a while back. I don’t see the burnt orange option through yeti.

Dicks has it (although the white yeti logo at the bottom seems white on the website...mine is chrome).

https://www.dickssportinggoods.com/p/yeti-14-ozrambler-mug-17yeturmblr14zmgxodr/17yeturmblr14zmgxodr?sku=20313383&camp=CSE:DSG_92700047423796173_pla_pla-338925189963&segment=&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIx4Xd5K-37QIVgYJbCh2JugtaEAQYASABEgIZt_D_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

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I legitimately don't think they'll wait longer after this game, win or lose. I think you let some shit leak about Herman if it really comes down to it. Early NSD is too close to let it go until after Kansas, or a bowl game.

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I admire your commitment to the bit.

I would admire him a lot more if he would shut the fuck up, like a wise old sage with a blown out asshole. 

Even if Urban announced he is coming today, it wouldn’t be the most important event to ever occur on this day...

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We are currently on the outside looking in on the Big 12 championship game. Truth. We knew we would have a very good chance of winning today's contest. And a bowl game appearance as well. Team is playing well today. Opting out or not. Hook'em. Proud of our guys. Especially those playing today. Not attacking those who are not.

1 minute ago, victory88 said:

I think he will.  He’ll probably have a co-DC situation.

 

Think that is what the >>| sign on Squid's tweet indicates.

Bring on the Urban Assault Vehicle

 

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9 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

 

It’s going to continue under UM?

3 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Definitely wouldn’t be upset if urban kept ash on as DC.

The offense is pretty much why Herman is getting fired and that is his specialty.  the D has met expectations mostly.    They played good enough to beat ISU and I am pretty sure they wold play much better against TCU and Tech now. 

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

this thread is a sad shitshow. I’m just playing to the level of my competition. 

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1 hour ago, LonghornSean said:

I don't hate Herbie as much as most of y'all but yeah that segment this morning was complete bullshit, as if crazy fan expectations are unique to Texas.  He also kept making the point that UT has "NINE!" regents looking over the coach's shoulder. "Nine!"

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ohio state has 15 trustees

https://trustees.osu.edu/university-board/board

FUCK YOU HERBSTREIT YOU HYPOCRITICAL FULL aggy DOUCHEBAG

Caden Sterns should have *officially* opted out weeks ago.

4 minutes ago, texas08 said:

 

 


Bought it a while back. I don’t see the burnt orange option through yeti.

Dicks has it (although the white yeti logo at the bottom seems white on the website...mine is chrome).

https://www.dickssportinggoods.com/p/yeti-14-ozrambler-mug-17yeturmblr14zmgxodr/17yeturmblr14zmgxodr?sku=20313383&camp=CSE:DSG_92700047423796173_pla_pla-338925189963&segment=&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIx4Xd5K-37QIVgYJbCh2JugtaEAQYASABEgIZt_D_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

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Maid is off today, I see. 

12 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Okay but what happens if we indeed blow them out

Whatever must happen ultimately should happen immediately.

Henry Kissinger

17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Lol

Not to mention TX was essentially eliminated from simply appearing in the B12CG with two games still to play.  It's not just the 5-3.

Another quick midget on skates. Our nemesis forever. 

there's a reason half the board has futureman on ignore.

QUIT FUCKING QUOTING HIS MISERABLE FUCKING ASS.

the sooner everyone puts the fuckstick on ignore, the better this board will be.

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Maid is off today, I see. 

Hater

 

See the source image

That guy may be an actual midget.

1 minute ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

That’s one slippery little fucker. 

 Thats what your wife said abouty my cock....

1 minute ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

That’s one slippery little fucker. 

The maid or the K-Stater? 

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