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  • Let me be candid and honest here my man. I cannot be sympathetic to your comments because this is how adult life has always been. From the moment I stepped out of my home and headed off to college I h

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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6 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

I am so terrified by what is going to happen to my brain when I click on this and read the replies. 

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I am the egg man
9 minutes ago, elfenix said:

the only thing i can't figure out is if "rabbit" was autocorrect or not. 

Oh no, that was intentional.  I'm not proud of it, it fucks up the flow, but at the time it sounded funny to me.

21 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Chicago, not sending their best (and covering badge #s):

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The jokes write themselves for such a low-hanging fruit, but there's no doubt that the runt of the litter is the most dangerous asshole in this picture. 

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1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:

Who knows man. Millennials are so self absorbed I can’t see how the usual phony tax cut  promises won’t make them fall in line.  I guess we’ll see.

You know what man? Fuck off. I am a millennial - 38 years old with two kids and parents in their 70s who are afraid to leave the house in the middle of a pandemic. You think I’m self-absorbed?  

You know who is fucking self-absorbed? Boomers. Fucking boomers.

Maybe you were talking about Gen Z but you should probably think about giving them credit for getting stuck with this shithole of a “democracy” their predecessors have built for them.  
 

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He's there for one thing, and one thing alone:

42 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Jeffress may be a bigger piece of shit than Trump.

That has to be the thing that really ends this, right?  Attacking protesters with tear gas for a cheap ass photo-op has to be the straw that breaks the camels back...right 38%?  

1 minute ago, deech said:

That has to be the thing that really ends this, right?  Attacking protesters with tear gas for a cheap ass photo-op has to be the straw that breaks the camels back...right 38%?  

It's one of the most craven things I've ever seen.  

6 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

You know what man? Fuck off. I am a millennial - 38 years old with two kids and parents in their 70s who are afraid to leave the house in the middle of a pandemic. You think I’m self-absorbed?  

You know who is fucking self-absorbed? Boomers. Fucking boomers.

Maybe you were talking about Gen Z but you should probably think about giving them credit for getting stuck with this shithole of a “democracy” their predecessors have built for them.  
 

edit - I see this was covered by a few

I agree with you, except we are Gen X

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

so he walks (which he never does) to a church (where he never goes) to hold a bible (which he’s never read). 

i missed his speech earlier but assume it was full of consoling, healing, and empathy. 

It must be really hard for the Prez to walk from the WH to that church.....with bone spurs.  What a man!

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

It must be really hard for the Prez to walk from the WH to that church.....with bone spurs.  What a man!

And in the gotdamn elevator shoes.

7 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

You know what man? Fuck off. I am a millennial - 38 years old with two kids and parents in their 70s who are afraid to leave the house in the middle of a pandemic. You think I’m self-absorbed?  

You know who is fucking self-absorbed? Boomers. Fucking boomers.

Maybe you were talking about Gen Z but you should probably think about giving them credit for getting stuck with this shithole of a “democracy” their predecessors have built for them.  
 

edit - I see this was covered by a few


As I said, we’ll see.

5 minutes ago, deech said:

That has to be the thing that really ends this, right?  Attacking protesters with tear gas for a cheap ass photo-op has to be the straw that breaks the camels back...right 38%?  

Ah! Well, nevertheless...

49 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

That #bunker_bitch and this cunt haven’t been struck down by lightning is all the proof I need that there is no God.

I am glad we have a business man in the office and those damn email servers and Benghazi made the difference 

20 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Baby wipes, bronzer for Daddy, and Jared's balls (tiny).

35 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

The jokes write themselves for such a low-hanging fruit, but there's no doubt that the runt of the litter is the most dangerous asshole in this picture. 

Dangerous is him as the projectile in their military grade Water Winger.

Yep. And also, it was a fantasy and a lie.

This you [mention=593]Brisketexan[/mention]?

 

Nope. Not dark enough. I mean, I AM getting tired of the “I told you so” moments. Seriously. I’ve never so desperately wanted to be wrong about things than this. I want to be wrong more than you can imagine.

Oh. Just wait. It will get worse. It always does.

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1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

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is this how a person holds a bible?

It's how a dipshit holds a prop.

33 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I agree with you, except we are Gen X

Or as I call it, the Greatest Generation. 

Fuck Tom Brokaw.

3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

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is this how a person holds a bible?

Lobster boy maybe?

3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

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is this how a person holds a bible?

Photoshoppers are going to have a field day with that sign. 

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is this how a person holds a bible?

Show me a person holding a bible and I’ll tell ya.
7 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

JFC.

 

Bill fucking Barr prominently positioned in that disgraceful stage act.

14 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

JFC.

 

Yeah I mean, it’s not like he’s surrounded by a small army. No one could touch him. Let’s see him walk out there by himself. 

Richard Nixon had more compassion and leadership than assfuck.

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22 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

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is this how a person holds a bible?

At least there’s proof of William Morris being a lobbyist

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Speaking of Pence, I didn't notice him in the church photo op.  Noticed the new press sec and Barr, however.

 

He didn't have time to get out of the gimp suit before the presser started.

5 minutes ago, Bone3421 said:

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Stephen Miller will definitely jerk off to that picture multiple times. 

7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Art Acevedo, I forgive you and take back every bad thing I've ever said/believed about you.

 

 

i have been so impressed with Art Acevedo. Inspiring.

 

Just now, TornACL said:

Stephen Miller will definitely jerk off to that picture multiple times. 

Who do you think set up the photo op and probably showed trump exactly how to hold the Bible. 

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