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30 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

I'll have to think about how much this dilutes their complicity in paving the road for Trump by using the hate engine themselves. Trump did not create the hate, he simply saw how to steal the reins to it. 

I guess it's better to get on the right side of something even if it's terribly late, maybe too late for the republic.

On the other hand, fuck these GOP dickheads who got us here. Fuck them for taking Russian money. Fuck them for abandoning any real attempt to improve the nation. Fuck them for invading Iraq under a cover of lies. Fuck them for helping to create the criminal enterprise that the GOP has become. Fuck them for muddying every issue they try to turn to their own material favor.

I'll leave the forgiving to Jesus on this one.

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I'll have to think about how much this dilutes their complicity in paving the road for Trump by using the hate engine themselves. Trump did not create the hate, he simply saw how to steal the reins to it. 

I guess it's better to get on the right side of something even if it's terribly late, maybe too late for the republic.

On the other hand, fuck these GOP dickheads who got us here. Fuck them for taking Russian money. Fuck them for abandoning any real attempt to improve the nation. Fuck them for invading Iraq under a cover of lies. Fuck them for helping to create the criminal enterprise that the GOP has become. Fuck them for muddying every issue they try to turn to their own material favor.

I'll leave the forgiving to Jesus on this one.

We can be allies until November and then they are all just Rs to me and go in the same shit pile.

3 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Does she have some sort of injury that prevents her from holding her head up straight? 

Sorry for partying.

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

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That is...uncanny. Practice makes perfect. 

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22 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

We can be allies until November and then they are all just Rs to me and go in the same shit pile.

it's like signing a star player to a one-year deal.  just help me win, then go someplace else probably.

16 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

it's like signing a star player to a one-year deal.  just help me win, then go someplace else probably.

Fuck Kawhi Leonard.

 

37 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Just cruel to be cruel. 

 

Don't be cruel. Cause I would never be that cruel to you.   - Bobby Brown

I believe she is undergoing a Kafkaesque metamorphosis.


She looks like a short-circuiting animatronic Mandrell sister.
 

i just wanna thank each and every one of y’all for all you’ve done to your bodies...
1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

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That is an amazing evolutionary adaptation.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

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I consider myself a feminist but this is too much

y'all, the dems appear to be growing a spine:
 

Aunt Nancy has always had a spine.

She doesn’t play and never has.
30 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


Aunt Nancy has always had a spine.

She doesn’t play and never has.

She had to to support those rude ass tittays.  *ducks*

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

She had to to support those rude ass tittays.  *ducks*

Dude,  if you’re into GGILF porn that’s fine, but there is no reason to share that with the rest of us.  You do you, in the privacy of your own home.

Someone else can post pictures but he has a new logo that takes incredible design queues from a Nazi logo. 
 

He is selling baseballs for $88, which is some crazy white super cost number. 
 

He should put in the hood at this point.  

2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Dude,  if you’re into GGILF porn that’s fine, but there is no reason to share that with the rest of us.  You do you, in the privacy of your own home.

Back in the 90s the leg. shop of the office I worked in would come to a stop when she came down to the floor for a speech. So rude.

12 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

She had to to support those rude ass tittays.  *ducks*

Rude

 

Edit:

Bateshorn had it first. 

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2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

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I thought the one on the right was Kellyanne Conway.  Works, either way!

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7 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Back in the 90s the leg. shop of the office I worked in would come to a stop when she came down to the floor for a speech. So rude.

Thanks for making Nancy Pelosi’s tits show up in my browser history.  You’re not wrong, but too old.

12 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Someone else can post pictures but he has a new logo that takes incredible design queues from a Nazi logo. 
 

He is selling baseballs for $88, which is some crazy white super cost number. 
 

He should put in the hood at this point.  

 

 

Just googled "Pelosi Boobs".  

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6 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

6 hours ago, smuggs said:

Her cassowary-esque proboscis points left so she naturally tilts her head up/right to offset the load.

 

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1 hour ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Someone else can post pictures but he has a new logo that takes incredible design queues from a Nazi logo. 
 

He is selling baseballs for $88, which is some crazy white super cost number. 
 

He should put in the hood at this point.  

Hood/mask combo will be on sale by August

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

the boats, the flags, such as the Iraq

3 hours ago, Post Oak said:

 

he thinks it's real just like us!

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

i thought we were not supposed to violate the flag code

23 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Liz gonna get Trump to veto his own defense bill.

 

Just catching up, but damn if "we" won world wars from Private Bonespurs doesn't make me chuckle. 

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Shocking

 

Well their chance for an immediate response was months ago anyway, so we already knew no immediate response had happened. What this really means is there isn’t even going to be a delayed response. These people have betrayed America. Again. 
 

I have to say I’m really starting to understand how brothers wound up on opposite sides of the civil war.

9 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I have zero reason to believe Biden unilaterally surrenders his incumbency advantage.  Zero. None. Zilch.  If he can run for re-election, he’s going to do it.  

So, you're saying you presume it?

4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

On the other hand, fuck these GOP dickheads who got us here. Fuck them for taking Russian money. Fuck them for abandoning any real attempt to improve the nation. Fuck them for invading Iraq under a cover of lies. Fuck them for helping to create the criminal enterprise that the GOP has become. Fuck them for muddying every issue they try to turn to their own material favor.

 

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

We can be allies until November and then they are all just Rs to me and go in the same shit pile.

I am hoping Trump doesn't drop out. These R simps will drop the D label in a second for a Sen. Rubio or Gov. Haley type. 

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

 

 

he's too stupid to put together a coded message...this is Stephen Miller's doing. 

Edited by mchookem

12 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

My complaint for the day is somewhat minor.  Don Junior has ruined Soundgarden.  Not sure when it happened, a month or so ago I guess I was listening to Black Hole Sun while the tv was on mute, and a clip of Don Jr came on the news.  From that point and since every time I hear the song Chris Cornell is screaming “Jackhole Son!”    I cant make it stop.

Here's a patriotic holiday tune to clear your head

 

 

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


Aunt Nancy has always had a spine.

She doesn’t play and never has.

Agreed. But this feels different. And I'm glad for it

11 minutes ago, mchookem said:

he's too stupid to put together a coded message...this is Stephen Miller's doing. 

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9 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Look at this trash.

 

The kid doesn't seem to be looking at Joe.

Other than that, nice pic.

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