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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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  • I am so thrilled tonight! I spoke with my mom and asked her how my dad was taking the election. She said after every network declared Biden the winner, he turned off Fox News and said “Well, glad t

  • This was my experience in Galveston County, except for one thing. I came in and presented my ID to the geriatric at the front who printed out my pin number. I took my pin number to a table where two B

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Awwww



It’s not just that he rejected the hug, but the look of what the fuck are you doing was great.

Alright, I'm signing until returns. Going to go find this speedball for tonight.

3 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

Nose beers?  Or molly?  Jesus, looks like he mistimed his pregame for Club Some.

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8 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Is it too early to start drinking?

Ah, no.... There was a longer line at my liquor store than my polling place.

4 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Alright, I'm signing until returns. Going to go find this speedball for tonight.

 

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11 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

What was regarded about that post? If you’re confident in an easy victory you’re not moving the goalposts this early imo. 
 

 

Coach interviewed before the game: "You know, we just need to go out there and limit our mistakes and play solid football and if we do that, I think we can come out on top"

GRHorn: "Uh oh, this was supposed to be a blowout.  COACH IS MOVING THE GOALPOSTS ALREADY!!!!!!!!!"

33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

 

These are our concerns, dude.

He is going to lose this election. Some might say it’ll be a nasty loss. 

10 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

If today were the Texas-OU game most of us would already be drunk so no.

OU game day I have my first State Fair Beer and corn dog around 8:15.  By 11:00 kickoff I've had my 5th beer. And by noon I've had a flask of Weller on top of that and opening the second flask.

8 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Alright, I'm signing until returns. Going to go find this speedball for tonight.

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5 minutes ago, G650 said:

Another interesting data point I saw is Broward and Dade are exceeding turnout projection on election day so far.

Dade could be Trumpy Cubans or it could be the significant number of Democratic leaning voters that hadn't turned out yet. Or both. No real way to know there. Broward is definitely a good sign.

21 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

What was regarded about that post? If you’re confident in an easy victory you’re not moving the goalposts this early imo. 
 

 

Donald Trump is going to lose this election badly. No one needs to move goal posts.

Just now, gmr548 said:

Dade could be Trumpy Cubans or it could be the significant number of Democratic leaning voters that hadn't turned out yet. Or both. No real way to know there. Broward is definitely a good sign.

Precisely 

 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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Chuckling because that is EXACTLY the plan the my daughter and her friends have for tonight in Montreal.  A small gathering (they are on a semi-lockdown again) of two americans, and the rest Canadians and French, and they are going full-Canada for snacks -- ketchup potato chips, poutine.  And vodka.  Lots of vodka.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

this seems very bad for Trump.

Everything about this election has been bad for Trump. He is looking at a historic beat down.

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

this seems very bad for Trump.

Yeah that is atrocious for Trump. His win in WI is directly attributable to lower Democratic turnout. He ran exactly in line with Romney.

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3 minutes ago, immamac said:

this seems very bad for Trump.

We were always going to own Wisconsin this go around (well last few weeks anyway). Just have to make sure it translates elsewhere.

 

 

HOLD!!!!

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2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Yeah that is atrocious for Trump. His win in WI is directly attributable to lower Democratic turnout. He ran exactly in line with Romney.

Yessir. That is a death knell for WI.

2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Yeah that is atrocious for Trump. His win in MI is directly attributable to lower Democratic turnout.

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

ketchup potato chips, poutine. 

Now I remember why I don't spend much time in Canada.

15 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

David Puddy motherfucker.

I was wondering what a late 80s SMU roundballer had to do with anything.

3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

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Lol. Thought I got the edit in before anyone would catch it.

2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Now I remember why I don't spend much time in Canada.

Who doesn’t like poutine???

1 minute ago, formermav43 said:

Who doesn’t like poutine???

I'd rather have JCI chili cheese fries.

Just now, immamac said:

My wife just broke up a fight at the hill country galleria between a bunch of teenage looking kids wearing MAGA hats jumping another kid. She threatened to call the cops and they all ran off. 

Covington Catholic: the MAGA hat controversy's real politics, explained -  Vox

1 minute ago, formermav43 said:

Who doesn’t like poutine???

Now I am hungry and it just so happens a Canadian Poutine restaurant opened in Dallas near me.  I think I will go get a short rib topped poutine for lunch and then go into a food coma for the rest of the afternoon to take my mind off of the election.

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

My wife just broke up a fight at the hill country galleria between a bunch of teenage looking kids wearing MAGA hats jumping another kid. She threatened to call the cops and they all ran off. 

The cops would join the MAGA squad

8 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

We were always going to own Wisconsin this go around (well last few weeks anyway). Just have to make sure it translates elsewhere.

 

 

HOLD!!!!

But after saying this TexAgs has assured me that Trump will win Wisconsin going away so you know that's nice. 

14 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:
 

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Trump is just hoping he can get in on some of these lucrative "Nigerian Prince" scams after tonight's results. 

Just now, gmr548 said:

The cops would join the MAGA squad

Those Bee Cave cops are scary.

I guess that Milwaukee tweet was false as it has been deleted.

58 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

You need something to keep you up since this is going to be a late night. Meth is what you want. Though it may also increase your anxiety 

And make you want to suck some dick.  NTTAWT.

2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

The cops would join the MAGA squad

Correct.

Remember, folks -- not only will the police not protect you....they will provide cover for those who intend to do violence.  The police are full MAGA, and they LOVE the prospect of a country where cracking skulls by jackboots is celebrated and rewarded.  And they're happy to prove it.

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