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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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We calling any states tonight? Or is this going to be a Thursday affair?

Pennsylvania keeps counting.  I suspect we're going to get a call on that one tonight.

We probably won't get a call on Georgia anytime soon.

Just now, Neonmoon said:

We calling any states tonight? Or is this going to be a Thursday affair?

My guess is that nothing is called but we will know a lot more. 

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Fox News should call PA tonight just to fuck with Donald some more:

You can kind of follow the Pennsylvania batches and guess where they came from. Latest batch of votes went Biden 4,582-1,161 to make it a 201K gap.

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NSIAP

Just now, Nice Guy Eddie said:

My guess is that nothing is called but we will know a lot more. 

Yup.  Outside chance AZ gets called very late tonight.  If the MAGA goons are assembling, having CNN or NYT call it as well could defuse some bullshit.

No movement from the courts on these lawsuits that I’ve seen. I think they want to give GA and PA for sure, and possibly AZ and NV, the opportunity to finish counting tonight and then shrug that there’s no more count to stop. 

Just now, Gourmand said:

NSIAP
 

What’s the point of being president if you can’t control vote counts?

Next batch was only 4,412-3,261 Biden to make it a slightly over 200K gap.

1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:
1 hour ago, Tigersnake said:
Dan Crenshaw.

Eye don't see that happening.

He does have a singular vision for this country.

We calling any states tonight? Or is this going to be a Thursday affair?

Off chances of a PA or GA call if it becomes exceedingly obvious where this is going.

AZ could be called. Maybe after the 8pm release if it’s underwhelming for Trump. Maybe after the later one if Biden shores it up then. Or AZ could’ve been a misread and going to Wisconsin territory. But the latter is pretty unlikely.
Fox News should call PA tonight just to fuck with Donald some more:

They just might
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Standing in the East Room at 2:30 a.m., he dismissed the election as a “fraud” and claimed he wanted to stop the counting of votes and leave the results to the Supreme Court.

ricky gervais laughing GIF

I have a wide range of friends on FB, that I don't usually unfriend.

Someone just compared the election/ recounts/ situation in general to the 2nd plane hitting the WTC, when we knew shit was real.

 

yeah, nobody's dead, and it is democracy actually occurring with a little more effort than usual required.  I am at a loss as to how that connection was ever made. Now we're just crying for shock value???

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5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

We calling any states tonight? Or is this going to be a Thursday affair?

NV keeps going back and forth it seems on whether they can release data tonight. If they do, its possible it can be called tonight. AZ has been called by some, but they are going to release data twice later tonight, and CNN is the only one that hasn't called AZ yet. If CNN can call both, and others follow, it could be over tonight. PA and maybe GA would be tomorrow, and hopefully icing on the cake.

2 minutes ago, Tigersnake said:

He does have a singular vision for this country.

He feels he's the one that can patch things up in the country.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

ricky gervais laughing GIF

Can we squeeze in another impeachment before the end of the year? Just for old times sake (and he deserves it). 

3 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Yup.  Outside chance AZ gets called very late tonight.  If the MAGA goons are assembling, having CNN or NYT call it as well could defuse some bullshit.

Fox has already called it. What more cover do they need?

2 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Yup.  Outside chance AZ gets called very late tonight.  If the MAGA goons are assembling, having CNN or NYT call it as well could defuse some bullshit.

CNN seems to wait as long as possible to call anything. They might want this to drag out to at least Friday.  Fox and the AP seem to have the  itchy trigger finger.

On the lawsuits, it seems very few states have kind of dumb rules like Texas of requiring mail voters to allege a disability, but providing no means for establishing a disability or penalty for wrongfully claiming a disability and a mail ballot.

I'm not sure how far that would get with an election challenge, as I think you'd have to have substantial proof of misrepresented disabilities (i.e. thousands of voters admitting they weren't disabled when they voted by mail).

But maybe there are some things like that lurking in the Ga or Pa or Mi election codes.  Doesn't seem like Trumpco has found any yet, and the Pa GOP got skunked on everything they tried to bring up.

There was a march down 5th Avenue and a rally at 7 PM in Washington Square Park to push for the counting of every vote.  Had I known earlier, I would have joined in.

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Fox has already called it. What more cover do they need?

The results coming from AZ in the earlier part of the evening will be relatively pro Trump because those votes were apparently pretty R . The outlets that haven’t called it probably want to make sure that doesn’t put him in a position to win. It probably won’t, but I see the logic.

I'm hoping they wait to call until tomorrow because I'm way too hungover to drink this bottle of Dom tonight

15 minutes ago, UncleCharlie said:

I can't remember ever actually believing anything Georgia would ever result in a comeback voctory.

Fuck off.

-Fred Akers

I'm hoping they wait to call until tomorrow because I'm way too hungover to drink this bottle of Dom tonight

Well with that attitude

I think all but NC get called for Biden in the next 18 hours, hopefully earlier. 
And after that party dies down, I’d love for the highly improbable to happen and 100k mail votes come in over the rest of the week so that NC flips as well as a late parting gift. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Fox has already called it. What more cover do they need?

So, they can't say "see, even CNN and the NYT haven't called it!".  IDK, I'm not exactly good at thinking like a MAGA-head.

Just now, SizzleChest said:

So, they can't say "see, even CNN and the NYT haven't called it!".  IDK, I'm not exactly good at thinking like a MAGA-head.

The first rule of thinking like MAGA is don't.

10 minutes ago, usmc0331horn said:

We owe black people literally everything.

Literally?

Which gets him to 269, and then doesnt it go to the Democratic held house? 

Careful. House rules I believe are based on state counts, which favors republicans. I may be wrong.
1 minute ago, SizzleChest said:

So, they can't say "see, even CNN and the NYT haven't called it!".  IDK, I'm not exactly good at thinking like a MAGA-head.

Not bad but add a racial slur or two.

Couldn’t help look at Texags. One thread was bitching about the libertarian candidate costing them a couple of states. Gary Johnson bitches.

I'm hoping they wait to call until tomorrow because I'm way too hungover to drink this bottle of Dom tonight

Champaign enema
Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Does that pocket square match the tie?

You aren’t woke.  You don’t know about fashion.

To @BradInATX - Dear Bradly Marie 

Drink. 

Sincerely

Pancho who is NOT going to the gym at 4:30am in the morning if PA/GA keep doing the damn thang.

The TexAgs data center may catch on fire when this thing gets called for Biden.

1 minute ago, SizzleChest said:

The TexAgs data center may catch on fire when this thing gets called for Biden.

Didn't they take some of that covid socialist money? Surely they used it to improve the server.

9 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

On the lawsuits, it seems very few states have kind of dumb rules like Texas of requiring mail voters to allege a disability, but providing no means for establishing a disability or penalty for wrongfully claiming a disability and a mail ballot.

I'm not sure how far that would get with an election challenge, as I think you'd have to have substantial proof of misrepresented disabilities (i.e. thousands of voters admitting they weren't disabled when they voted by mail).

But maybe there are some things like that lurking in the Ga or Pa or Mi election codes.  Doesn't seem like Trumpco has found any yet, and the Pa GOP got skunked on everything they tried to bring up.

Shit, don't give them any ideas.  They're not the smartest clique in the country club.

IMO there’s too much confidence right now. Nevada could easily trend Trump and PA and GA comebacks could fall short and it would be game over for Biden.

The TexAgs data center may catch on fire when this thing gets called for Biden.


Hopefully it doesn’t collapse.
6 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

CNN seems to wait as long as possible to call anything. They might want this to drag out to at least Friday.  Fox and the AP seem to have the  itchy trigger finger.

I think this is the beginning of Fox distancing themselves from Trump. I think calling AZ earlier than everyone else was calculated so they can seem “fair and balanced” when the grownups takeover. 


I watched a little bit of Fox News today just to see what was being said and they were pretty cold on the shit spewing out of trumps mouth today, multiple pundits acknowledging they though he was taking the wrong tack.  

3 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Champaign enema

Urbana > Champaign

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