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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Yeah it’s like a completely different world. Strangely I think him allowing his campaign to talk him into Palin as a running mate played a huge part in pushing us down this very stupid path we are on now. 
In hindsight, we should have seen it coming. The crowd continuing to boo Obama even as McCain was exuding class and telling them not to boo. Another incident that comes to mind was the lady at his town hall that called him a Muslim, and McCain shot her down and negged her.

The crazy anti-reason hick wave was always there. It was just waiting to be fully unlocked by their rightful king.
6 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

But thanks to that, we have the great pornographic parody, Who's Nailin' Palin?

Leave Glenn Rice out of this.

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

He’s gonna throw two late interceptions. 

9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

They’re all going to make Fox call it.

Its probably AP that they don't want to embarrass. The call for AZ will probably be right but I would not make it even yet.

 

5 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

70k left to report in AZ, Biden up 29k, I just don't see it.

Yeah that’s 50/20.  Not likely. 

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Just now, heso said:

He’s gonna throw two late interceptions. 

Now I know why Tom Brady supports Trump, last pass was a pick and then moved to Florida.

42 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He can feed electronically, see the fb posts episode. Fire. 
but he needs to see it. 

That's right, forgot about that.  

Seems like a lifetime ago.

8 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I thought you were talking about me and my latest post until the very end.  I was like listen, it’s been a long Tuesday.  Shit.  

You're in the paranoid phase of drunkenness. Only solution: keep drinking!

*please don't autoplay*

AZ Sec of State on now.

There's ballots that can't be counted until next Tuesday.

 

 

4 minutes ago, troph said:


I’m tempted to say ok but only if the 1983 Longhorns get a redo on the Cotton Bowl. I’ll just take my chances on a Biden repeat on that one. Whatcha say Herschel?

I want another shot at Bama with a healthy Colt for the whole game.

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Come on Allegheny county. I dug out a terrible towel and have the end of a bottle of Stagg to kill when we finally kick trump the fuck out of here.

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

OK, let's be serious for a minute. Obviously the Liberals cheated like crazy, and may even get away with it-- for now.

You know people who are on the edge about it. They don't know where to turn. They don't know how to help our president-- the REAL president, President Trump.

But they do. They do have someone. They have the most loyal follower of the president: Senator (Coach) Tuberville.

Coach doesn't care if your Maga friends aren't actually from Alabama. If they know deep in their hearts all the ways the Demoncrats stole the election, then they are Alabamians deep down where it counts, in their beating, vengeful, righteously rage-filled hearts.

TAKE ACTION! Connect all your friends and family to Coach, have them spill out their stories, suspicions, and forwarded tales to Coach's email and phone lines. His staff will thank you.

https://tommyforsenate.com/

contact@tommyforsenate.com

PO Box 3071, Auburn, Alabama 36831

I'm trolling the shit out of that mother fucker.

3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

More votes left in Arizona then previously thought?

Feel like I just heard 170k with 92k in Maricopa county.  

22 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

My daughter saw this and asked, "What even IS that?"

3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

More votes left in Arizona then previously thought?

Yeah she said 173k ballots left including provisional ballots. So Biden gotta take at least 42% of that.

AZ remaining:

173K

Of the 173K, 47K are provisional.  AZ can't tabulate these until Tuesday, due to deadline for curing process.

Of the 47K provisional votes, 18K are from Maricopa (Phoenix and burbs, currently Biden +3); 15K from Pima (Tucson, currently Biden +20).

So, 126K that can be counted this weekend.  92K of these are from Maricopa.

AZ looks done for Biden for me.  Fox and AP got it right.

 

6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

AZ Sec of State on now.

There's ballots that can't be counted until next Tuesday.

 

 

the day we eat the birds?

Clue says it's game over in AZ.

 


because media has no balls to call it 

17 minutes ago, elfenix said:

admitting that your claim would be wrongful is a bold strategy, cotton

 

 

take the loss, pussy

6 minutes ago, heso said:

Come on Allegheny county. I dug out a terrible towel and have the end of a bottle of Stagg to kill when we finally kick trump the fuck out of here.

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I have family there and have been just hammering them about how great Philly is....would be awesome to see Pittsburgh pound the final nail 

3 minutes ago, G650 said:

Clue says it's game over in AZ.

 

 

re: aggy thread. if you just dialled into the republican internets only you would think they have to sacrifice their white babies stem cells to black super humans hell bent on i guess having health insurance? i am making fun of them and i still can't finish the circus sentence. wtf world are they living in?

iz we winning? 

 

The whole media being pussies is a new twist in 2020. The math is there to call it. 

slapdash slapstick

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My god, twitter sucks so much shit.  I'm having a good time giving the dotard supporters the business when one of them whines about Biden's upcoming lockdowns means he won't be able to spend Christmas with his family.  Being a God loving Christian this is important to him so we liberals should now understand why everyone hates us.

My reply "Cry more, bitch".

Boom, half a second later 12 hour time out.

38 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:


Its mind boggling how far and fast republicans have moved away from this in such a relatively short period of time.

One of the main reasons that got the ball rolling in the direction to where we are now, is that incredibly dumb bitch standing to his right.

4 minutes ago, staboner said:

re: aggy thread. if you just dialled into the republican internets only you would think they have to sacrifice their white babies stem cells to black super humans hell bent on i guess having health insurance? i am making fun of them and i still can't finish the circus sentence. wtf world are they living in?

iz we winning? 

TexAgs should be happy as hell that they are going to be forced by Biden to gay-marry their animals.

1 minute ago, SizzleChest said:

 

david bossie != david boies

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

My god, twitter sucks so much shit.  I'm having a good time giving the dotard supporters the business when one of them whines about Biden's upcoming lockdowns means he won't be able to spend Christmas with his family.  Being a God loving Christian this is important to him so we liberals should now understand why everyone hates us.

My reply "Cry more, bitch".

Boom, half a second later 12 hour time out.

It will be quite the trick if Biden is able to cancel Xmas before taking office.

Just now, conVINCEd said:

It will be quite the trick if Biden is able to cancel Xmas before taking office.

The Gritty Grinch

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Pennsylvania's AG had some kind words for Ted Cruz.

 

Allegany  announcing an 80/20 spilt favoring Biden

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Allegany  announcing an 80/20 spilt favoring Biden

That was an expected split on the mail in ballots. Great enjoyment seeing the last of those military ballots tracking along with that. 

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